Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life
When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature
In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love
But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much
They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever
'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby
there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child
But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !
Happy Mother's day :)

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

To Friends & Family Members,
Even though I am far away from you, out of India, I can feel the colours of Holi
celebrations. I wish you all a colourful Holi. I wish Holi Festival paint your life
with colours of happiness.
With love

Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Blood.pk
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