He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind
I wanna keep3 things: . .
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
If I had a flower for each time I thought of My Mother, I could walk in my garden forever.
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
cOCK SUCKER !!
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!
Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.
I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!
May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at some Time .....
I Love U More Than Myself
Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
It is very special today to say good night
because it is last night of the year.
I wish that God also forgive
all of our sins and mistakes.
So that we enter new year in refined and innocent form.
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!