Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”
On ur Engagement!
As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.
May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.
Sun can’t come to earth but send love as rays.
Cloud can’t come to river but send her love as rain,
I can’t come to you but sending my good wishes.
DEAR FRIENDS.In this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift ofchristmas joy peace and love..!! MERRY CHRISTMAS
Your girlfriend is:
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
Rain drop falling from the sky
has nothing in mind except to hit the earth.
No matter how tough the drop is,
it still reaches its destiny
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.