No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Kon kehta hai ki INSAAN apni
KISMAT khud likhta hai…
Agar yeh sach hai to KISMAT
mein Dard kon likhta hai....
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Jeete The Kabhi Hum B Shan Se
Mahek Uthi Thi Fiza Kisi K Nam Se
Par Gujre Hai Hm Kuch Aise Mukam Se
K Nafrat Si Ho Gyi Hai Mohobat Ke Naam se.
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein
toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,
Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,
1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focused mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Always Makes you winner