Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
If someone asks me
what is meant by life.?
I would sit next to my friends
Pull them close together
Put my arms around them
and say proudly
These IDIOTS are my Life”
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
I am sure it is a great mistake
always to know enough to go
in when it rains.
One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge,
but one misses a world of loveliness.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Of all the friends I’ve ever met.
Your the one I won’t ever forget.
And if I die before you do
I’ll go to heaven and wait for you.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
Covers you with gentle
You walk wrapped in
Protected & peaceful forever
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime