A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
I missed your birthday (it doesn't mean I don't care)
I feel rotten that I missed your birthday
Oops (I or we) Missed Your Birthday
Belated Birthday Greeting for Kids
Happy Belated Birthday
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.
Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
Just knock the door.
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.
MUsafton men katti hy umr-e-shbaab apni..
wo paas rehta.wo paas rakhta to bura kia tha...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. & sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2 know u!!
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
BE HAPPY FOREVER
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¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN
Compliment on your engagement/wedding!
Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!