Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
A good heart and a good nature are two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature
can win many good hearts.
Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.
Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai.
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi
Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me
Lahu se dhokar dekha to Aapki tasweer nazar aayi
HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Meri Mohbbat bezuban hoti Rahi
Dil ki dhadkan apna wajud khoti rahi
koi nahi Aaya mere Dukh ke karib
Ek Barish hi thi jo Sath Roti Rahi.
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life
Never give yourself to some one
cos love is varied
it does not have guarantee,
we play cos it’s a game of intelligence
need hard work to get inside a person.