Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
Mohabbat ki hawa Jism ki dawa ban gayi,
Doori aapki meri chahatki saza ban gayi,
Kaise bhulun aapko ek pal k liye,
aapki yaad himere jeene ki vajah ban gayi.
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.
Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
Shekayat na karta jamane se koi,
agar man jata manane se koi.
Phir kisi ko yaad karta na koi,
agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
If GOD’S love can be measured
by the type of friends
he decided to give each person on earth,
I must be his favorite,
because he decided to give me someone like you.
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
“He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, That brings forth
its fruit in its season…”
Psalm 1 : 3.
The Word of God is the source of all blessings in our life.
When we mediate the
Word of God and treasure them and follow them,
they will lead us through
the path where we can inherit the blessing.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakhm De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeene Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakho Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Tha Hum Ne
Jo Kanto Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya
Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!