DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
Rain is a wonderful opportunity
To thank God 4 all His blessings we receive
"WISH U HAPPY MÖÖNSÖÖN SEASON" <-:)
Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!
LOVE IS TO THINK
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
The rain may cover the sun but
we know that the sun never forgets to shine,
just like u, I may not often see u
But u always shine in my prays.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
We had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!