“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
My hearth for you will never break
And my smile for you will never fade
I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
na jaane kyun unke jhoote waadon par dil ko aitbaar ho gaya,
chale gaye wo is dil par gehre zakhm chhodkar phir bhi,
kambakht is dil ko unke in zakhmo se pyar ho gaya
There was some special meaning playing Holi with girls,
this is the only day when we can get close to them with some hesitation,
the wet colors dignified their bodies,
the dry colors showed their beauty in multi colors.
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Happy birthday to you.
May you have many more.
You have been a great friend to me.
I have a little wish, may we be friends Till the world ends.
When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
3—my sincere prayers…..
God bless u.
Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
It's soon going to be Valentines' day again!
If you're married, go and kiss your spouse;
If you have gf\bf, go and kiss that person;
And if you're single, kiss the ground and thank GOD!
Happy Valentines' day!
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.