Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy,
to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den,
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.
New day new blessing.Don”t let yesterday”s failures ruin the
beauty of today,because each day has its own promise of
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind”
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart”
And i m always a bad shooter because I MISS YOU ALWAYS
As The Day Turn into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out of Sight.
Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye
Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,
Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,
Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,
Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai….
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U!!
/)/) would like
=(';')= you me
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
Rok nahin paate yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do
Main tha kabka tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do
Unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne
Woh agar kahe mujhe bewafa to usse kehne do
Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.