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Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open your
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
The sun had raised from the east &
birds are singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say Good Morning to you..
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Whose birthday is today?
It belongs to a special person Who is reading this message Sent with beautiful wishes from Someone who has been blessed By his friendship and good personality.
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
To begin with,
We might have been strangers,
but the closer we came,
the more we started realizing that not only
marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”
are decided in “HEAVEN”
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !
The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
If you have built castles in the air,
Your work need not be lost;
That is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.