Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.
philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
I miss u in every beats of my heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of time and
In every moments of the day.
If you have built castles in the air,
Your work need not be lost;
That is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them
I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart.. It came true when i met YOU on ur speacial day I wish for you... May all urs dreams&wishes come true. Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY
If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.
Our Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw Not only Because Its Always Fun With You But Also Because I Wouldnt Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!! Happy Friendship Day !
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Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....