BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Anjaane me dil ganwaa baithe,
Is pyaar me na jaane kaise dhokha kha baithe..
Unse gila kya karein ab, bhool hamari hi thi..
Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe.
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way Happy Birthday
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
leta hai, to yaad rkho
Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai,
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao,
Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey.
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He