Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself. Happy Friendship Day !
All mornings are like Paintings:-
You need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who
Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!