GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.

Hitler:
If You can’t Fly !
“Run”
If You can’t Run !
“Walk”
If You Can’t Walk !
“Crawl”
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!

last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat…
so don’t neglect friends.

A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”

Friendship is a sheltering tree.

If u miss an opportunity, do not cloud ur eyes vd tears!
Keep ur vision clear so dat u dont miss d next one! :

There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Friendship is
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

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