Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and
friend for me.

Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

:’”v”‘:
‘-.-’ :’”v”‘:
:’”v”‘: ‘-.-’
‘-.-’
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
3 things:
“YOU”
“ME”
& Our FriendshiP+.

Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got

You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday.

The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Happy Engagement

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

SmsHub.pk
SmsHub.pk