An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.
When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.