UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.

Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time Good Night…

Geele kagaj ki tarah he jindgi apni.
Koi jalata bh nahi koi bahata bh nahi.
Is kadar akele he raho me jindgi ki.
Koi satata bh nahi koi manata bh nahi

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

Every moment of yr life is a pic which u had never seen b4 &
which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautiful.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Wishing u 1 month of ramzan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
Ramzan Mubarak

U R D most wonderful man I have ever met.
U light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love U forever.
U put a smile in my heart.

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me! Happy Friendship Day !

Kisi k Dil Pe kya gujri koi anjan kya jane,pyar kise khte h koi nadan kya jane, Uda k sath le gya Ghar Parindo ka,kaise banaya tha Ghosla ye tufan kya jane..

uR minE LOVE & uR minE VALENTINE... i dO LOVE U & itS truE...i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U.. i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY... plyX bE mine.

ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"

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