How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.
Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.
Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”
A spl smile :), a spl face.a spl some1 I cant replace. I luv u,I always will.U have filled a space no 1 can fill!
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Kehte hai ishq dhoka hai, suna nhi azma k dekha hai, loot lete hai pyar me sab kuch pehle, fir kehte hai....KAUN ho tum! Tumhe pehle b kahi dekha hai.
Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
How can I put this… forget I exist?
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Mohobat ko had se guzar to jane do
wo samne aayege hame biqhar to jane do
abhi jinda ho me aesas nahi unko
ro-roke pukarege hame mar to jane do.
Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’