You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.
A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
On ur Engagement!
As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.
May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye..
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.
Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!
Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
Please come and sit besides
I want to say some thing
i want to say that
i love you
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.