A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!

May u have all da joy ur heart can hold. All the smiles a day can bring. All the blesings a life can unfold. May u have gods best in everything.
Happy Birthday.

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Kamray Sey Bahir ka Manzar, Badal, Barish or Hawa..!!
Kamray Ke Andaar ka Manzar, Ankhen, Aansoo or Dard ..!

There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Jerome K. Jerome

If people around you,
are trying to pull you down.
Be proud about it.
Becoz it only means one thing that:
“YOU ARE ABOVE THEM”

Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar e dost..
maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai...

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

Motherhood is tough 24 hour job,no pay,no day off, sometimes it is unappreciated, but yet resignation is impossible. A mother is a woman who created by God
to bring love, joy, happiness and caring into his world. I am so glad God has created a woman to be a mother, even though motherhood is a full time job, a
mother's work is never done. Happy Mother's Day.

CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...

Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
&
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->

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