The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

No rhythm
No reason
No occasion
No season.
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day

Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

Happy Birthday to u!

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
and
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.

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