A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
Because
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
lovely day

Fuck for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
childhood.”

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !

Good Morning
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
lips,
“love”in your “heart”
&
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

An unfit man went to see the doctor and was told to take up jogging. DOC: You should run atleast ten miles a day. Two weeks later the man rang up the doc to tell him that he was feeling much better. DOC: That is excellent but you´d better come and see me this afternoon so I can examine you properly. PATIENT: But that´s impossible. I am 150 miles away!

Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart
Forever make me Miss You even more this Holi
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi

My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
your eyes........

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!

BIOLOGY TEACHER -
Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse
is one who
Marries a Rich Patient.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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