A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Hundred Words Of An enemy Cn Nvr Give Pain

Bt

A Silence of smone specl Cn Give Hundred pains

COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Ab hame bhi aadat ho gayi hai tere bin jeene ki....!
teri nafrat ne aisa bana diya hai ki ab to dhadkan bhi chalti hai bina saans k.....!

what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

GEOGRAPHY TEACHER -
If it were possible for me
to make a hole in India
right through the earth, were would it come out.? PAPPU – At the other end, Sir.

Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

every things I need find in your arms..My! Valentine!

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

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