There are a million stars
and
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
Good Night

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.

HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree
doesn’t get frightened by the shaking branch,
b’cse the bird trusts not the Branch,
but its Wings!!

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Hey,
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~

When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

Worries are like Moon. one day will increase, one day will decrease, other day may not be seen. So Don't Worry for Anything. Always Be cool. Good evening ...:-)

Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?

Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Happy Friendship Day !

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