You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!
Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my nipples til i shout
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Its’ time for you to:
- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow
And time for me to say…
Way to go and WOW!
It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!
A friend can’t be considered a friend, Unless he is tested on three occasions: 1. In the time of need. 2. Behind your back. 3. After your death. Happy Friendship Day !