S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
To the man who pleased Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner
He gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over
to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.- Ecc. 2:26.
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........
Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.