Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.
It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One".
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??