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I always see spots before my eyes. DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

I wish your birthdays happened more

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!

Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you

Patience & Silence Are Powerful Energies.
Patience Makes You Mentally Strong.
Silence Makes You Emotionally Strong.
Have A Strong & Healthy Life..!

There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont
always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom

Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

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