U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on

3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

ajeeb lagta hai sham kabhi2 zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi2
samajh aaye to hame bhi batana kque karti hai yaddien paresa

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Rain drop falling from the sky
has nothing in mind except to hit the earth.
No matter how tough the drop is,
it still reaches its destiny

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
anything.
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Microscope.?

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!

I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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-
-
-
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Answer : CHAIR

U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

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