Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~
Asif Ali Zardaari Aa Rahay Hain.
Birthday candles, birthday cake, Birthday song, and presents, too...Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena
Mujhko...Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota......
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.
3 m00li ke parathe 2 g0bi ke parathe 1 plate
mash ki dal 0r 1 pyala 0bly chane 1 sath khaen
0R apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA
AAPA k C.N.G T0tky.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
He told me i have lost my
It was a day when you were born.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!