I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Each drop of a Tear is Costly
ten anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they hve it in their own eyes
4 Someone.

BIOLOGY TEACHER -
Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse
is one who
Marries a Rich Patient.

Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !

A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.

As long as U love me
I'll stay by UR side
I'll be ur companion
ur frnd & UR guide

As long as U love me
As long as u care
I'll do anything 4 u
I'll go anywhere

I'll bring u the sunshine
I'll comfort ur fears
I'll gather up rainbows
To chase all ur tears

As long as 4ever
My love will be true
For as long as U love me
I'll 1ly love you

Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.

Joy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because
It is Diwali
Happy Diwali

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!

Congrats!

Look outside Its so pleasant,
Sun smiling for u,
Trees dancing for u,
Birds singing for u,
Because I requested them All to wish u "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

Life is a Test.
CHRIST is the Best.
Prayer is a Must.
World is Dust.
If BIBLE is in the Chest Nothing needed Next.
Obey JESUS First.
Success is very Nearest.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

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