BadaL Gai Raah LeKin Hum KHOYE Nahi
Dard Tha DiL Me Par Hum ROYE Nahi
Koi Nahi HUMARA Jo PuchhLe Humse
Jaag Rahe Ho Ya Kisi Ke Lie SOYE Nahi....

TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without



Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

Anjaane me dil ganwaa baithe,
Is pyaar me na jaane kaise dhokha kha baithe..
Unse gila kya karein ab, bhool hamari hi thi..
Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe.

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

Wafa Nhi Milti yahan wafa kar k
Humne dekha h Tazurba kar k
Zindgi to kabhi Nahi aayi
maut aayi b to zara zara kar k

Kaise kahein k jindgi kya deti hai,
Har kadam pe ye daga deti hai,
Jinki jaan se bhi jyada kimat ho dil me,
Unhi se door rehne ki saja deti hai.

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind

Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

PSYCHIATRIST: You've been here for an hr. And there's one thing I definitely want you to do before our next session. Give up smoking. PATIENT: Will that help me? DOC: No, me. You've already burnt 2 holes in my couch!

Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.