Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
Saathi aisa mila jo saath na de sake,
Nigaahen aisi mili jo ro bhi na saki,
Hasna to chahte the hum har dum par kya kare,
Muskaan hi aisi mili jo hoton pe na aa saki!!!
A doctor was surprised one day by a note left on his desk by the receptionist. It read: Mrs Ramin phoned to say she would be unable to keep her appointment as she was unwell. She will make a new appointment as soon she is better!
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. (Honore de Balzac)
CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Dard k badle har khushi LE LO
Aansu k badle humari hasi LE LO
Humse dekha na jayega kabhi apka utra hua chehrA
Agar kaam aa sake toh humari zindagi bhi LE LO
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
Imagin! A race between Love and Friendship. Who will win….? None of them. You know why….? Because Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices. Happy Friendship Day !
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.
Ganapati – Lord of all Gods
Alampata – Infinite Lord
Nideeshwaram – Bestower of Treasures & Riches
Eshanputra – Son of Lord Shiva
Siddhidata – Giver of Success
Harida – Golden colored
Avighna – Remover of all difciculties & obstacles
May Lord Ganesha
showers his finest blessings on you…
Today and always
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.
You are sweeter than honey,
Purer than milk,
Softer than flower.
Since I have you, as my lover,
come to me near,
I’ll kiss your lips without fear.
Having you is treasure,
Be with me for ever!