Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair
and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one
who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
and responsible 4
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Unke Liye Ajnabi Hum Ho Gaye...
Mohabbat Ke Kuch Sil-sile Kam Ho Gaye...
Ab Khushiyon Se Zyada Gam Hain Zindagi Main..
Kya Pata Be-wafa Waqt Huwa Ya Bad-naseeb Hum Ho Gaye..
Zindagi Sabko Hasaye Zarori to nhi
Mohabbat sabko Mijaye Zaruri to nahi
Kuch Log bahut yad aate hain Zindagi me
Wo b hume yaad Kare zaruri to nahi
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…
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My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.