Dipped in hues of love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe
PATIENT: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests. DOCTOR: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. PATIENT: But I'm the examiner!
Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
O \\ // R
O \\ // ni
D \\// ng
GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
Smooth roads never make Good drivers!
Clear sky never makes Good pilots!
Problem-free life never makes a Good person!!
Life is a Challenge! Live it!!
“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”
If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
We had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.