Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

Na Tang Karo,Hum Sataye Huwe He,
MohabbatKa Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Huwe He,
Khilona SamazKar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda Ke Banaye Huwe He

A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.

“Surely you know how
it has been from of old,
ever since man was
placed on the earth,
that the mirth of the
wicked is brief, the joy
of the godless lasts but
a moment.
- Job. 20:4,5.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Maut se dar nahi lagta mujhko,
Tere sajda me zindgi bitana chahta hu.
Bas kami hai tere rahmo karm ki maula,
Mai to tere paas aana chahta hu.

No one can know what the outcome
Of spending years together will be.
Being happy together is a gift,
And enduring love is the key.
So here's to a favored couple;
Everything has worked right for you.
May your future bring more of the same,
And your love remain strong and true.

I know,
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments i ll treasure,
These u gave me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day

sanso ka pinjra kisi din tut jaega,
fir ye dost raste me chhuut jaega,
abhi waqt hai baat kr liya karo yaro,
na jane kab jindgi ka dhaga tut jaega..

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.