This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,live in my heart and there for ever stay

Wu kunsa khan hay ju pathan nahee hay
Destar Khan zubaida aap aka paheli wala totka

When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

()""() ()''''()
("o o")
I just wana give A HUG...
()""()"()
(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..

Jala di he aag mere seene me
ab buzane se kya fayda
Mar gaye hum tere pyar me
ab kabar ke paas rone se kya fayda

A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!

Kyun dil k kareeb aa jata hai koi,
Kyun PYAR ka ehsas kara jata hai koi,
Jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko us ki,
Kyun phir dour chala jata hai koi....?

Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein
toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,
Dhaniya Powder,
Pise Haldi,
Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,
1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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