Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!
GEOGRAPHY TEACHER -
If it were possible for me
to make a hole in India
right through the earth, were would it come out.? PAPPU – At the other end, Sir.
You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
You & I
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…
she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.