Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
on Ganesh Chatrurthi
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"
Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.
An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
Fathers can be solitary mountains,
All their love rock-like, steep, and strong.
Though warm and caring, somehow they belong
Halfway home to mothers’ bubbling fountains.
Each of us needs love that knows no quarter,
Reminding us of bonds that cross a border,
Strengthening our sense of right and wrong.
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!