PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!
I Don’t Have To Speak Loud
Just To Say What..?
I Wanna Tell You A Soft Whisper Of
“I Miss You”
Is Enough Coz
Its Not My Mouth That Really Speaks Its My Heart..
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana,
Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana,
Chalakte hai sirf aansu in aakhon se ab to,
Mushkil hai inme kisi ke liye sapne sajaana...
DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!
There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!
Please be my
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
Happy Valentine's day!..............valentine's day wishes for girlfriend
Saathi aisa mila jo saath na de sake,
Nigaahen aisi mili jo ro bhi na saki,
Hasna to chahte the hum har dum par kya kare,
Muskaan hi aisi mili jo hoton pe na aa saki!!!
Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.
If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.
It's not Hard to Sacrifice Something 4 some1..
But it's Hard to Find that Some1..
Who Deserves ur Sacrifice...!
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
" I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
My Heart Says that you Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that you are Feeling Something for me
My Mind Says that You are Thinking of Me,
But I Want to Listen from Your Lips that ....
YOU LOVE ME..