Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies"
So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. .
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Happy Friendship Day !
A man walked into a cardiologist's office and said: Can you help me? I think I'm a moth. DOCTOR:You don't need a cardiologist, you need a psychiatrist. MAN: Yes, I know. DOCTOR: Then why did you come here? MAN: Well, the light was on.....!
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!