A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
1 X'Mas Tree 1 Lakh Candles 1 Crore Wishes 1 Million Stars & 1 Heartly Prayer 4U Wis U MERRY CHRIStMAS
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
I wish a very Happy Holi to my parents, my bon, uncle, auntie, my near and dear
friends, and all my students. Days end, but memories will be there in everybody's
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me! Happy Friendship Day !
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Dard k badle har khushi LE LO
Aansu k badle humari hasi LE LO
Humse dekha na jayega kabhi apka utra hua chehrA
Agar kaam aa sake toh humari zindagi bhi LE LO
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
Other takes its beat.