Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
If time doesn’t wait for you,
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts
I don’t know exactly
what being mature is
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!
A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Rose is Famous for Grace…
Advocate is Famous for his Case…
Horses are Famous for Race…
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face…!
have a nice day
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Zara si baat der tak rulati rahi
Khushi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rahi,
koi kho ke mil gaya to koi mil ke kho gaya
Zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
You r the 1 person on this whole earth which understood me always, Thanx for being always when i needed you and basically when i was taking all my important
"YOU ARE THE PERFECT BLEND OF A MOTHER AND A FRIEND".