This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!
I may not be with you,
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.
A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
Who should be your best friend at school?
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
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"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)
I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . & U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.Happy Friendship Day !
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names...
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!