For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends. Happy Friendship Day !
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.
Teri ruswaaiyon se darta hun
jab tere shehar se guzarta hun
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.