What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.

Always tell the special people
in ur life hw much u like & care,
Bcoz when they r gone,
no matter how loud u shout and cry,
they wont hear u anymore.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

I remember him not as the
one who broke my heart.
But I remember him as the
one who teach me
how to live with a broken heart.

A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...

After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other.

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha

Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.

What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

wo to chand hai jise sab yaad karte hain,
hamari kismat to taaron jaisi hai,
yaad to dur log apni khwahish ke liye
hamare tootne ki faryad karte hain...

Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"

Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate..

Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!