What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

We met it was Luck!
We talked it was Chance!
We became friends it was Destiny!
We are still friends it is Faith!
We will always be friends its a Promise!

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Always ask Allah for help because He is:
our Savior in times of grief
Responder to every pray
Consoler in times of anxiety&
Refuge wen all support is exhausted.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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