Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

HEART TO CIRCLE

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.

Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.!

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master But
Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes You A Legend
Strive for Excellence Be a Legend

Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

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Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

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"BHABI g" Rehti hai



har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

Look outside Its so pleasant,
Sun smiling for u,
Trees dancing for u,
Birds singing for u,
Because I requested them All to wish u "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

It's the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It's the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

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