To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
A paper flying in air is
due to its luck but
a bird is flying due to its effort.
So if luck is not with you,
efforts are always there to support you.
I wish your birthdays happened more
Born with personality is an accident but Dying as a personality is an achievement.
Your birth may be normal, but Your death should be history.
Practice like a devil and play like an angel.
Do or die is an old concept. Do it b4 die is a new concept.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
Do wat they felt was right??