Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

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Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

Fifty years is really not enough
In which to plumb the depths of someone's soul.
Fifty more years, then, should be the goal:
To know the beauty of another's love,
Yearnings shape, and life-long shadows buff.
Yet life was never easy in those years.
Everest is sometimes hard to climb.
A will to love has brought you to this time,
Rich in joys that time cannot remove.
So may this day be filled with happy tears!

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating
&
only one cute person in the whole world
is reading my SMS
Good Night!!!

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. Happy Friendship Day !

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night….

A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everything Gonna Be Ok

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

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