a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

unse ab koi wasta to nahi hai,... Lekin... unke hisse ka waqt aaj bhi "TANHA" guzarta hai..

What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakhm De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeene Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakho Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Tha Hum Ne
Jo Kanto Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.
Happy Valentine's day!..

How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.

the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.

Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !

Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.

Mohhabbat ki aazmaishe de de k thak gayi hu....
Kismat Me koi Aisa likh de jo maut tak wafa kare...