The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
Adults are cheerful and smiling with joy
There are lots of fireworks
which you and me enjoy
And now that we are celebrating Diwali
I know that people are jolly
Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
I wish your birthdays happened more
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...
PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..