There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.
5 litre blood…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day