I wish a very Happy Holi to my parents, my bon, uncle, auntie, my near and dear
friends, and all my students. Days end, but memories will be there in everybody's
mind.

How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.

1 minute me koi acha lagne lgta h,
1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta h,
1 din me kisise pyar hone lgta h,
Lekin zindagi beet jati h jab kisiko bhulna padta hai..

raat me sara jahan sota hemagar kisi ki yaad me ek dil rota hai
fida kisi pe mat hona aye dost q kijudai me dard bahut hota hai

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

Bas ek Dil-e-Tamanna Rhi Use Paane Ki
Har ek Koshish Bekar Rhi Use Bhulane Ki
Meri Lash Se Lipat Kr Rone Dena Use Dosto
Badi Hasrat Thi Use Seene Se Lgane Ki..

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...

Bachpan me jb khilona tut jata tha,
hum kitna rote the par
phir b gehri neend me sote the,
or
ab dil b tute to roya nhi krte,
par fir b raat bhar soya nhi krte.

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. (Archibald Thompson)

Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
Congratulations!

You did it!

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