A sleeping lion
Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
A bird sitting on the branch of a tree
doesn’t get frightened by the shaking branch,
b’cse the bird trusts not the Branch,
but its Wings!!
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.
Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got
The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
2 b loved is da bst,
2 fall in love is a curse.
2 b alone is unbearable,
2 fnd ur true love is a dream,
2 b aprt frm ur love is painful,
2 lose da 1 u love is death.
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai
Ankhon Main Raha Dil Mian Utar kar Nahi Dekha Kasti Ke Musafir Ne Dekha Mujhe Pathar Kehta Hai Mera Chahene Wala Are Main Mom Hu Usne Mujhe Chu Kar NAhi DEkha