It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
friend is a language of heart.
not written on paper,
not given by pledge,
it’s a promise renewed every time.
let’s be in touch forever….!!
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday.
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions
D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries
G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
Laugh like you have never cried,
Play like you have never lost,
Love like you have never been hurt,
Live like there is no tomorrow…!
I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – As Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.
You have landed your DREAM JOB
Congratulation and Good Luck
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!