Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Aakhir Todna Pada Dil Hame Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hame Itni Mohabbat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaaro Unki kHuSHi K Liye Unhe Hi Chhod Na Pada Hume...........
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
Takdir Ko saath Liye Chalte h Hm
Rona Bahut h Fir B Hanste He Hum
Zakhm Dikhane Se Kbhi Nhi Mitate
Usey Dil Me rakh Kr Masti Se Jeete H Hum
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
eri yaad ne hame jeene na diya,
Chain se humko ab marne na diya,
Hum peete hai teri yaad me zalim,
Par iss duniya ne hame peene na diya,
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship
How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Is a wonderful way
To make "I love you"
Easy to say.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?