Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Love is the feeling that joins two hearts together. Express this wonderful feeling of love to your specialone on Valentine's Day. Steal your girlfriend's heart with cute valentine's day msgs
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
Santa: The taste.
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
A sleeping lion
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Smooth roads never make Good drivers!
Clear sky never makes Good pilots!
Problem-free life never makes a Good person!!
Life is a Challenge! Live it!!
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
Don't guess a person's character on his present situation. Bcoz, Time has the power to change an ordinary coal into a precious diamond....gud evng. . .
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!