do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself. Happy Friendship Day !
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
I remember him not as the one who broke my heart..
But I remember him
as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!
As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan
What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!