Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
Without Love -- dayz are
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day!....
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha,
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha.
Wo Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Millions of sentences, Billions of words,
Zillions of characters,
All just to convey a simple feeling,
A feeling as old as humanity,
As faint as your smile,
And as beautiful as U.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight
sukhe phool ko todane wala koi nahi, toote dil ko jodane wala koi nahi, kitana khali hai ye dil sayad koi jaan pata, afsos ye hai ine sunne wala koi nahi.
Toot Jate hain Bikhar Jate hain
Kaanch Ke Ghar Hain Muqaddar Apne
Ajnabi To Sada Pyar Se Milte Hain
Bhool Jate Hain To Aksar Apne…
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
Vn I need friend, U R here wid me.
Vn I need help, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who care, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who luv, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who spcl, U also R here wid me.
I miss U so much.
Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge