Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

On ur Engagement!

As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.

May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Remembrance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at d end..
But it always happens in d most unexpected ways!!

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

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