To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my freind

(((((( ))))))
((((oe) (oe))))
(((((; <._.>;)))))
((((((__))))))
Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Dont bring peopl
So clos 2 Heart..!
Bcoz,
problm wth d Clos peopl is dat..,
Dey know Wher
2 hit Exactly...
So that...
It Hurts U severly...

Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.

Majaburi me jeena jb aadat bn jati h,
khwabo ki duniya berang najar aati h.
koi Intjar krta h Jindagi k liye or
kisi ki jindagi INTJAR me gujar jati h.

height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her

how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...

Please be my:
V: Valuable
A: Asset for
L: Life and let's start an
E: Everlasting
N: New life that's
T: Terrific and
I: Incredible. Let's have a
N: Nice journey till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
Kisi ne hume diwana kaha….
In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,
Jab apno ne hume begana kaha….

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

Humare bahut hi karib tum aate ho, mere dil ko bahut hi bhate ho,
jab dekhne ko aakh kholta hu to tum nazar hi nahi aate ho

"Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near". It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. Happy Valentine Day.

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