Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot
Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!
I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
Don’t expect anything from life,
When U don’t expect,
Evry moment is a surprise…
Every surprise brings hapiness..!