FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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(,")> WHY?
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??

You were crying when u were born

While everybody was laughing there

As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,

Live your life humbly so that

You would b the one laughing when u die

And everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

I wish your birthdays happened more

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
what fun it is to
wish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.

To the man who pleased Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner
He gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over
to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.- Ecc. 2:26.

Men like toilets


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.

You can?t have a better tomorrow if
you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
So, forget the past and concentrate on future.

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
Someone think in of you some where out there
Where dreams come true…
Good Night & sweet dreams to you

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