Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
DEAR FRIENDS.In this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift ofchristmas joy peace and love..!! MERRY CHRISTMAS
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.
The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !
This is my earnest prayer for you.
May the love of God be with you all day Through with his endless, Boundless grace.
May he richly Bless your life with much Happiness and success.