He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
swEEEEEt. . . .
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
Zameen chupane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil chupane k liye badan hota hai,
Shayad marne k baad bi chupaye Jaate h gum,
Isliye hr laash k upar kafan hota hai.
Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.Happy Friendship Day !
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God’s gift of life.