When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
LARKAY or LARKIYO VALENTINE DAY ko mat MANANA plxx plzz plxx
I m SINGLE
akelay akelay mazay lOOtogay haan???
I Don’t Have To Speak Loud
Just To Say What..?
I Wanna Tell You A Soft Whisper Of
“I Miss You”
Is Enough Coz
Its Not My Mouth That Really Speaks Its My Heart..
Measured by miles, you're far away;
Measured by thoughts, you're close to me;
Measured by closed eyes, you're with me;
Measured by heart, you're always in me.
But every way, I miss you!
Happy Valentine's day!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
If D Person U Love Doesn't Love U Back
Just Imagine That U R D Letter 'E'
In D Word L O V E -
U R There But Never Pronounced.