You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
A very SAD SMS But True:
wo tasveer laakho rupye me bik gayi yaaro....
Roti ko tarasta bachha udaas baitha tha....!!
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.
Agar aap ki shaadi nahe hu rahe thu ruzana subha apna pajama dhu kar walid sahab kay kamray kay saamnay latka lein inshallah afaqa hujaye ga
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!
Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !
Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!
A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine’s,
And we would go insane.
A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.
So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It’s nice to have one near.