I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
if i love some1 let them go...
if they return it was meant 2 b...
if they dont their love was never urs 2 begin wif
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
DOCTOR: I can't do anything for your problem. It's hereditary. PATIENT: In that case, send the bill to my grandfather!
A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday
I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.
Life is a rope
that swings us through hope
Always believe today is better than yestrday
tomorow will be much better than today.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.