Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai.
DOCTOR: You should stop taking these sleeping pills before they become a habit. PATIENT: Nonsense! I have been taking them for fifteen years and they haven't become a habit yet!
Zindgi Ko Maine Thukra Diya Hota
Khud Ko Bhi Mita Diya Hota
Is Dil Mein Yadein Hain Aap Ki
Warna Is Dil Ko Bhi Jala Diya Hota
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...
.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.
I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!
Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”
Na kabi muskurahut teri
h0th0n sey duur h0
Teri har khwahish
haqiqat k0 manz00r h0
H0 jaye j0h tuh mujhse khafa
Khuda na kare mujhse
kabi aisa kas00r h0.
Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)