Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
Kisi ne hume diwana kaha….
In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,
Jab apno ne hume begana kaha….

Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

sanso ka pinjra kisi din tut jaega,
fir ye dost raste me chhuut jaega,
abhi waqt hai baat kr liya karo yaro,
na jane kab jindgi ka dhaga tut jaega..

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...

I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!

Wo bhul gaye ke unhe hasaya kisne tha,
jab wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
wo-kehte hai wo bahut ache hai shayad
wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye btaya kisne tha.

“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….

but do u know what is LOVE?

L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….

So don’t LOVE..

I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.

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‘. I ‘. Miss.’
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‘. I ‘.Miss.’You.’
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