An honest smile from a smiling heart,
Crossing many kilometers,
has just reached to your INBOX,
Wishing you a very happy
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela
As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.
If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA
Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
Its a hug from ME to You!!
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!