Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
U have recharged
Rs.1000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.930.00
Expiry date: 28-11-2014
This is my style for giving Eidi
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
Petr0l Ki Qillat
Gass ki Qillat
Bijli ki Qillat
Zillat he Zillat.
Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful,
whatever gives you Happiness
May all that be your Today,
Tomorrow & Forever ,
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.