Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

I love photos.
Because the best thing about them is that.
They never change,
Even when the people in them Change.
“William Shakespeare”.

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”

Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Please have a coffee of warm SMS
with sugar of sweet wishes
prepared specially for you
at this cold morning from me.
Never mind if sugar is little,
Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.
Good Morning.

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!

If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.

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