If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Nurse to patient: Why did you run away from the operation? PATIENT: Because the OT sister said before the operation "What are you afraid of? It's only a routine appendix operation" NURSE: So what? PATIENT: She said it to the surgeon, not me!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
“He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, That brings forth
its fruit in its season…”
Psalm 1 : 3.
The Word of God is the source of all blessings in our life.
When we mediate the
Word of God and treasure them and follow them,
they will lead us through
the path where we can inherit the blessing.
We had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Success of life will create crowd for you,
Tough time in life will create a true person in you.
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
I’ll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You’ll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don’t want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an “Angle”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
DOCTOR: I can't do anything for your problem. It's hereditary. PATIENT: In that case, send the bill to my grandfather!
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.