PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
Sun came out
with pipe of clay.
blew a bubble
stuck a rainbow
on one side.
Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!
Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya,
khud ko tanhai ke samundar me dubo diya.
Jo tha mere kabhi muskurane ki wajah,
aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya...
It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.
A man ran into the emergency room and said to the first doc he saw: Quick! Do you know the cure for the worst case of hiccups in history? Without saying a word, the doc drove a knee into the man's groin forcing him to draw down a massive gulp of air. DOCTOR: There, bet you don't have hiccups any more. The man
wheezed through his teeth: No, but my wife in the car does!
L0ve hUrTS wHen U brEak uP wid s0mE 0nE huRTs eVen m0rE whEN s0mE 0nE brEaks uP U...
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nahi.
haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi,
zindagi me har koi dil me bas nahi pata,
aur jo bas jaye usko bhul jana asan nahi.
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day..
Good decisions come from experience.
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
If you learn to translate
every event of your life
into a positive way,
you will stop being a prisoner of your past
become designer of your future.
/)/) I HAVE
()...() Mach me
(o o) that
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
Please be my
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
Happy Valentine's day!..............valentine's day wishes for girlfriend