When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
I wan"t to kiss ur lips
I wan"t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don"t get angry fren
I m toothpaste.........
Happy valentine dear
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
Vada to kar lete hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hain
Laga k Aag Seene Me Bujhana Bhul Jate hain.
Bhulana To Aadat ho gayee hai logo ki.
Rulate hai phir manana bhul jate hain
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Ek He Saff Main Khary Hou Gaye Zardaari Aor
Nah Rahi Bibi Aor Nah He Ahmed Faraaz.
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..
Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You
I get good replys of the previous mail,
So there is once again Some Special SMS for you.
I know you will definietly like it.
Special SMSs Just 4 U
Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.