To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

Gum is kadar mila ki gabhra ke pi gaye,
Khushi thodi si milli to mila ke pi gaye,
YUn to na thi janam se pine ki aadat,
Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras Kha ke pee gaye.

Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,

Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...

Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,

Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...

Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,

Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...

Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,

Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...

Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,

Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!...........

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed

This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more

By the time you realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Ager apna pyar pana chaty h0 t0h apni tabyat
kharb kar
l0h 0r bayh0shi ke alam main apney ghar wal0 ke
samney us
ka he naam lyta rah0.

(Zubaida apa ke pyaar pa0 t0tkay)

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.