Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig

Staying far never breaks relation,

Staying near never builds relation,

Its a link between hearts,

Which never allows us to forget each other.!!

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi

A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

(G)rapes
(O)range
sap(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a fruity day..

Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!

one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother's Day!

Jise Chaha Kaash Wo Humara Hota,
Khwaish Ka Bhi Koi Kinara Hota,
Ye Soch Ker Maine Usko Roka Nahi,
Door Hi Kyo Jata Agr Wo Humara Hota....

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi.
Gunaah hai ye zamane ki nazar main to kya hua,
Zamane wale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi

SmsHub.pk
Blood.pk