A Carrot And A Brocoli Are Walking Down The
street, When All Of A Sudden, A Truck Comes Out
of No Where And Runs Over The Carrot. The Brocoli
then Rushed His Friend To The Hospital. The
brocoli Is Waiting For The News Of His

Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

When you are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!

Congratulations…
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself.

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

Pink G0ing T0 Pr0p0se
0range Already In L0ve
Blue Applicati0n Welc0med
Black N0t Interested In L0ve
Yell0w Failure
Green Accepted
Red Already B00ked
White D0uble Side
N0te: All C0llege Students
Must F0ll0w This Dress C0des.

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts&warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day&may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday!

khwab plko se girkar juda ho gye,wqat meri tabhahi pr hasta rha.....
Mein ujalo ki nakam hasrat liye umer bhar mom bankar pinghalta rha......

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.

Kisine Pucha Cigrate Kya He? Ise Q Pite Ho? Kya Ye Pyas Bujati He? Palat Kar 1 Smokr Ne Kaha Dil Me 1 Tasvir He, Ye Dhire Dhire Use Jalati He.

Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

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