Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
There is always a reason for everything
A reason to live
A reason to die
A reason to cry,
But if you can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason for a while