" I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

SOMEONE ELSE

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so BE HAPPY FOREVER

SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

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I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of luv
and all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dripping to the ground.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dropping all around.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drumming on the rafter.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drowning out our laughter.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.

Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
but
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
and
Other takes its beat.

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

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