Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

A man arrived at the psychiatrist's consulting room in a very distressed state. He explained: I keep getting these awful nightmares. Every night it's the same. I find muself in a large room with dozens of gorgeous girls. PSYCHIATRIST: What's so awful about that? PATIENT; In the dream, I'm a girl too!

In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. (Jill Bennett)

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?

A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

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