When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Tackle life with all ur skills
Overcome each and every hill
If u persist with all ur will
U will enjoy ur life and all its thrills.

How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!

PSYCHIATRIST: You've been here for an hr. And there's one thing I definitely want you to do before our next session. Give up smoking. PATIENT: Will that help me? DOC: No, me. You've already burnt 2 holes in my couch!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!!

To begin with,
We might have been strangers,
but the closer we came,
the more we started realizing that not only
marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”
are decided in “HEAVEN”

A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could
express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile

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