When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. Happy Friendship Day !
A good heart and a good nature are two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature
can win many good hearts.
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Here's wishing u lots of wonderful
moments of togetherness...
now & always.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.