As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you
and
your family on the festival of Diwali

For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”

one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Love You

Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Dar-e-Nabi Par Para Rahoon Ga
Dare nabi par para rahoon ga pare hi rehne se kaam hoga
Kabhi to qismat khule gi meri kabhi to mera salam hoga
Khilafe mashooq kuch huwa hai na koi aashiq se kaam hoga
Khuda bhi hoga udhar bhi aye dil jidhar woh aali maqam hoga
Kiye hi jaoon ga arz matlab milega jab tak na dil ka matlab
Na shaam e matlab ki subha hogi na yeh fasana tamam hoga
Jo dil se hai ma’il-e-payambar yeh is ki pehchan hai muqarrar
Ke har dam is be nawa ke lab par durood hoga salam hoga
Isi tawaqqa pe ji raha hoon yehi tamanna jila rahi hai
Nigahe lutfo karam na hogi to mujh ko jeena haram hoga

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.

DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!

U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

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