Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
I’ll shout: have a great night
A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.
never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
If time doesn’t wait for you,
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you!!
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you.
Have a long and happy life together!
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¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?