Young man to doctor: There is nothing wrong with me. I just dropped by to tell you how much benefit I got from your treatments. DOCTOR: I've never seen you before. You are no patient of mine. MAN: I'm not, but my uncle was!
kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Patience & Silence Are Powerful Energies.
Patience Makes You Mentally Strong.
Silence Makes You Emotionally Strong.
Have A Strong & Healthy Life..!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
As the autumn leaves begin to turn
Two lovers choose to say I do
A promise made and shared with you to love,
Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi Hai Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
even if sun refused to shine
even if romance ran out of rhyme
u wud still have my heart untill the end of time
u r all, my love, my valentine....
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Konse 4 rose ap mujey dena pasand kareingay..
DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!
The minute I heard my 1st love story
I started looking 4 u,
not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They are in each other all along…
Happy Valentines Day!
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
Let love b d guide to your dreams, let love b d light to your heart, let your love b d reason why some1else heart still continues 2 beat. Let me b your Valentine
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
We can not be together but we can never be apart