Interviewer: Where were you born?
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
Happy Birthday to u!
ma heart is like an open book,
it depends on hw u read me.
Dnt judge me by my cover...
Luk in and discovr...
I will b ur nly true lover
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.
In the ocean of your blue eyes;
Isee the image of mine;
so I dive in yours heart;
to measure the depth of love
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!
Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Whenever I may go
That’s U My Dear Valentine..
Everyday is The Day of Valentine
u Are Beat of My Heart..
Friendship Still Remains
Wishing U A Love Filled Valentine..
Whenever You Miss Me
u are Still Just My Little Teddy..
Valentine Day is over!
Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu,
ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen,
wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi,
ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Friends are like sketch pens
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but you will need me some day
to complete your picture..!!
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
even if sun refused to shine
even if romance ran out of rhyme
u wud still have my heart untill the end of time
u r all, my love, my valentine....
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.