Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.
In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
Meri Mohbbat bezuban hoti Rahi
Dil ki dhadkan apna wajud khoti rahi
koi nahi Aaya mere Dukh ke karib
Ek Barish hi thi jo Sath Roti Rahi.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
__ . . __
( c__________, )
c how u make me happy!
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
ten anything in World..
No One knows its value
until they hve it in their own eyes
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother's Day!
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again.