Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.

A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much

Wo humare kab they jo beghane ho gaye, Zara se baat thi kya Fsane ho gaye, Kya use ilzaam du kya sunaye Haal_e_Dil ab koi hoga naya hum purane ho gaye,

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.

ZARDARI Murgiy0n Sey B0la:
Agar Tm Sub Ne Kal 22 Anday Na Diye T0 Sub K0 Swat K 0perati0n Ke Tarha ARMY Sey Halaal Karwa D00nga
Subah Us Ne Dekha Sub Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Eik K Nechay Sey Usay 1 Anda Mila
ZARDARI
Tm Ne Eik Anda Q Diya
T0 Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Sey Diya Hay
Waise Me MURGA H0n

Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.

Leadership is not about the size of your office
or
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
&
your passion to get things done.

Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
of forever
and
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

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