It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
The Test Of Friendship Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There… Happy Friendship Day !
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
To live this Life, I need heartbeat
To have a heartbeat, I need a Heart
To have a Heart, I need Happiness
To have a Happiness, I need you..!!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.
When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!