santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you.
Have a long and happy life together!
Even if God didn't write your name in my destiny; I have written your name in my heart forever! Happy Valentine's Day!
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
Khushi Ko Dhundhne Nikale Gham Hi Mili Humen
Yeh Gham Bhi Zindagi Ka Hisaa Ban Chuki Hai
Mere Zindagi Mein Kitne Zakhm Mile Na Jaana Humne
Ab Iss Dard Ke Saath "Sanjai " Jeena Hi Zindagi Ka Kisaa Ban Chuki Hai..
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Very Deep & Imotional Words-
"Kisi ko Na Paane se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti".
Kisi ko paa kar kho dene se kuch baaki bhi nahi rehta"..
Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!
The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.
Ladki Agar Ro rahi hai To uske hazaro Karan Ho sakte hai
Lekin Agar Koi ladka Ro rha hai to Uska 1 hi karan hota hai
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
You have only two options in life.
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.