For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart

Those who joyfully leave everything in Allah’ hand,
will eventually see Allah’s hand everything..!
worries ends where faith begins..!

diwali is wonderfulday
2 love
2pray2care
2smile
2enjoy&
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
HAPPY DIWALI

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love, loving someone else.

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

The hardest part of missing friends is not their absence, it’s when you think of all those good times and ask yourself, ‘will those moments ever happen again? Happy Friendship Day !

A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows
that you are slightly cracked.

PERFECTLY TRUE Half of sorrows v earn by expecting good things from wrong people.
& Other half of sorows we earn by finding wrong things in good people.

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

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