A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
“Good night Father of none”
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
You did it!
Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.
Have a blessed life!
Words by a lonely person:-
I strongly feel that,
I have enough hearts who care for me.
Many times my life prove's dat its just my imagination..
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekrar,
Bhar Deta Hai Pathar K Dil Mein Pyaar,
Har 1 Ko Nahi Milti Zindagi Ki Ye Bahar,
Kyunki Ishq Ka Dusra Naam Hai Intezar…
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar Rahi Hai Zindagi Imtehan Ke Daur Se.
Ek Khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
Bikhra Wajoood , Tootay Khuwab , Sulagti Tanhaiyan....
KItnay Haseen Tohfay De Jatii HaI Ye Muhabbat.....!!!!!
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
I believe in the one whose spirit glorified a little town
and whose spirit still brings music to persons all over the world
in towns both large and small.
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.