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How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!

Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Welcome Ramadan

The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
Likewise,
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”

If you stand for a reason,
be prepared to stand alone like a tree,
and if you fall on the ground,
fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!

Dar-e-Nabi Par Para Rahoon Ga
Dare nabi par para rahoon ga pare hi rehne se kaam hoga
Kabhi to qismat khule gi meri kabhi to mera salam hoga
Khilafe mashooq kuch huwa hai na koi aashiq se kaam hoga
Khuda bhi hoga udhar bhi aye dil jidhar woh aali maqam hoga
Kiye hi jaoon ga arz matlab milega jab tak na dil ka matlab
Na shaam e matlab ki subha hogi na yeh fasana tamam hoga
Jo dil se hai ma’il-e-payambar yeh is ki pehchan hai muqarrar
Ke har dam is be nawa ke lab par durood hoga salam hoga
Isi tawaqqa pe ji raha hoon yehi tamanna jila rahi hai
Nigahe lutfo karam na hogi to mujh ko jeena haram hoga

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday

If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.

ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"

If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!

Wo Mere Alfaz Se Hairan Rehta Tha,
Main Uske Zoq Se Pareshan Rehta Tha,
Be-Wafa Keh Diya Sar-E Aam Uss Ne,
Phir Na Jane Kyun Khud Se Pareshan Rehta Tha,
Suna Tha Ke Pucha Tha Kisi Ne Mere Barey Mein Usey,
Kaha Uss Ne Ke Haan Dil Mein Ek Nadaan Rehta Tha,
Ham Kese Uski Ruswai Kare,
Jis Per Kabhi Hamara Emaan Rehta Tha.

OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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