NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out