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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U!!

Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

A woman went to the doctor.DOCTOR: You've got Tuberculosis. The shocked woman said: I don't believe you! I want a second opinion.
DOCTOR: O.K., You're ugly as well!

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa, Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa, Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa, Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Ye jo meri ankhon se lali nahi jati
ke is dil se teri yaad nikali nahi jati
koi aaye aur sambhale isko
ham se to ye jageer sambhali nahi jati

"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

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