Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
"Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near". It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. Happy Valentine Day.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
Zmane Me Aise B Nadan Hote He
Apni Kasti Le Jate He Jaha Tufan Hote He
Q Basate Ho Unko Dil me
Jo Dil Ki Bsti Me Chand Dino K Mehman Hote He..
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin
Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin
Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala..
Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin
Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Hard-work is like stairs
and luck is like lift.
Sometimes lift may fail
but stairs will always take you to the top.
Have a successful life ..!
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…