If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with you and
if you wonder what about the last hour.
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of you
Love you always.

On your Engagement
My warm wishes for a lifetime
of joy and togetherness.

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES

Life is not always smooth and soft.
There may be narrow ways,
up and downs,
darkness and shadows.
Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN Reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
&
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love

PATIENT: I can't control my aggression. DOC: How long have you had thus problem?PATIENT: Who wants to know?

Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

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