I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi!
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
A gun can kill someone.
Fire can burn someone.
Wind can chill.
Anger can rage till it tears you apart.
But the power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Don't guess a person's character on his present situation. Bcoz, Time has the power to change an ordinary coal into a precious diamond....gud evng. . .
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
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