If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

Definition of a friend:- My friend shud be My medicine wen i am in pain, My letter wen i am far, My smile wen i am sad, My hanky wen i cry, And my life wen i die. Happy Friendship Day !

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

911

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

CHEMISTRY TEACHER -
What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU – It is probably
Stolen.!

The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

There are a million stars
and
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
Good Night

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.

“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
BUT,
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!

A doc used to play a game with some of his of his young patients to test their knowledhe of body parts. One day, while pointing to a boy's ear, he asked: Is this your nose? The child turned to his mother and said: Mom, I think we better find a new doc!

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

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