Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
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(=’.’=) ( ‘.’ ) ( ‘;’ )
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A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
You've seen me laugh
You/ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you.
Happy Mother’’s Day
I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace
On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.