New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.
Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
DOCTOR: You should stop taking these sleeping pills before they become a habit. PATIENT: Nonsense! I have been taking them for fifteen years and they haven't become a habit yet!
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
I fondly remember the Holi we celebrated together. We had so much fun, having that
bhang thandai for the first time. I remember Riti you gave me only one spoon of it
and had a glass full for yourself. But I know you will never forget how much trouble
you had later when you were not coming out of the bathroom. Wish we could have the
same fun again.
This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Fact Of Life-
"Kisi Ko Na Pane Se Zindagi Khatam Nahi Hoti,
Kisi Ko Pakar Kho Dene Se Kuch BaKi B Nahi Rahta..
Valentine's day is only a few days away.
So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
Happy Valentine's day!
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..