Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!
If I were to
make a dictionary
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Yesterday is a History
Tommorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift why we called it PRESENT
so keep it like PRESENT, Pass it like PRESENT, Treat like it PRESENT because this PRESENT will never comes
so Respect it what it you have today
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
Along With This
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
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Most superior Example for "LOVE"
In Anyone's Life-
When apples are for 'n Members are five in a Family,
Then Mother says,"I don't like Apple" :-)