This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.
But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.
Muddat tamam hui koi afsana na mila
hum dhudhte rahe magar thikana na mila
lo aaj fir chali gayi zindgi nazro k samne se
aur use rokne ka koi bahana na mila.
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..
You r the 1 person on this whole earth which understood me always, Thanx for being always when i needed you and basically when i was taking all my important
"YOU ARE THE PERFECT BLEND OF A MOTHER AND A FRIEND".
A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year;
He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season's here;
Then he's thinking more of others than he's thought the months before,
And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for.
He is less a selfish creature than at any other time;
When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime...
You are equal to sixty james bond!
007 * 60 = 420
Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!
When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks
Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!
Real Tears Are Not Those
That Fall From Eyes
And Cover The Face,
But Those That Fall From Heart
And Cover The Soul …