Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
Aaina kuch nhi bs nazar ka dhoka hai,
nazar wahi aata hai jo hota hai,
aaina aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjaam 2no ka tutkar bikhar jana hai...!
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
Intezaar kar raha hai koi,
Dard se guzar raha hai koi,
Tum se door rehkar bahut,
Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.
Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
Sweetheart in sort you are valentine
Happy Valentine's day 2014!