I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I
shall talk to you in person there, because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS.
The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to Earn
Someone Born to Love
Like We All.
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always.
What hurts the most?
saying something and wishing you had not
saying nothing ..and wishing you had
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?