Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
Good morning

Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!

Congrats!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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