Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till I found you,
Now that u gone, I'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me “I love you”
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
friend is a language of heart.
not written on paper,
not given by pledge,
it’s a promise renewed every time.
let’s be in touch forever….!!
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,
Admit in LG hospital,
Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.
so plz Donate some SMS urgently.
Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.