What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”
When you feel GOD is
rubbing you against rocks.
Don’t think that you will
run down to dust.
It just that, He is polishing
So Stay Precious
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give
You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,
“Till Death Do Us Part”
When you win,
I will proudly tell the world.
Hey! That’s my friend.
But when you lose.
I will sit by your side,
hold your hand and say,
Hey! I am your friend.
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
The beautiful dreams has come true.
The little cute birds are singing for you.
The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes
disturbing you for wishing good morning.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
How can I put this… forget I exist?
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.