Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
Mohhabbat ki aazmaishe de de k thak gayi hu....
Kismat Me koi Aisa likh de jo maut tak wafa kare...
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes GOD upset your plans to set up HIS own plans.
GOD’s plans are perfect.
So, Never get upset when your plans got upset.
Thousands laid down there lives
So that our country breath this day.
Never forget there sacrifice.
Happy Independence day
Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
Nigahon Pe Nigahon Ke Pehre Hote Hain;
Nigahon Ke Ghav Bhi Gehre Hote Hain;
Na Jaane Kyun Koste Hain Log Badsurton Ko;
Barbaad Karne Wale To Khoobsurat Chehre Hi Hote Hain!....
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!
A friend can’t be considered a friend, Unless he is tested on three occasions: 1. In the time of need. 2. Behind your back. 3. After your death. Happy Friendship Day !
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. :)
Painful wrds by a lover: "I was waiting 4 my name 2 b writen inside d mariage invitation wit his name. Bt 2day, my name s writen on d cover of it .....!"
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
Morning is not only sunrise
A beautiful miracle of God
that defeats Darkness & spreads light. May you have a beautiful day always..!!
If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You'd sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn't love u more.