Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
My Adorable Darling My princess Charming
I Think Of You Every Night, Every Morning
My heart is beating, coz luv is starting
Missing you all the time, be my valentine!...
I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.
Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain
Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
are the hardest things to repair
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log,
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log,
dekh nahi sakta do insano ka milna,
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.
Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.
Rain rain go away ,
come again another day
i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today
14 February 2014 is here, L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near, s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!