“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
U will alwayz b mine 4 now & 4ever.U will always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U will alwayz b mine plz tellme its true.Please be mine 4frever ill always love u!
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
I Trust And Love You…
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…
This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!Happy Friendship Day !
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.