Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.

Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.

A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!

It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!

Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Tere pyar ki hume jarurat bahut thi,
par tujhe pane ki kimat bahut thi,
aakhiri sans tak tera intazar kiya tha
humne par tujhe wada karke bhul jane ki aadat bahut thi

Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b

Q:Wat is luv?

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A: Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!

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