If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has asilent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Above the dark horizon soon
new light rays wil appear.
They signify to all the world
a fresh new day is here
Good Morning:

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Young man to doctor: There is nothing wrong with me. I just dropped by to tell you how much benefit I got from your treatments. DOCTOR: I've never seen you before. You are no patient of mine. MAN: I'm not, but my uncle was!

Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

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