Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte H
Zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte H
Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
Roz hi hum maut ke saaye mein jiya karte H.
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi
karny ki Dhamki dy to
Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k
Uski Tind kr den..
5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.
Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag
ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
Let me define valentine - V~Very E~Eminent L~Lovely E~Energetic N~Nice T~Telented I~Inteligent N~Noble E~Everloving
4 me simply you, be mine valentine..
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
kya likhu aj soch rha hu yahi,
bhul gya hu kuch yad kr rha hu wahi,
are dosto me to likh bhi dunga kuch to bhi kisi ko kya fark pd jaega,
jiwan to kora he kora hi rh jaega.
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI