To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Happiness as light as air,
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN -
my wishes 4 u 2day n everyday
Get Well Soon
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.