what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.
Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
B strong in your Relations.
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice. Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.