If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.

A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated

aate gumnaam hoti hai
Din kisi ke naam hota hai
abb hum jindigi kuch ess tarrha se jeete hai,
Ki har Lamha app ke naam hota hai

What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
Mom/dad ?
-No
Husband/Wife ?
-No
Friends ?
-No

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Unki Arzu Meri Zindgi Ka Wo Khwab H.
Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta B Kharab H.
Hasi Se Mere Dard Ka Andaza N Lgana.
Dil Ka Hr Pnna Dard Ki Kitab H.

I’ll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You’ll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don’t want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an “Angle”

My heart's no longer mine will be my valentine ?....

Agar Tmsay Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuch Nah Kar Sakoo
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushiyo ko mein tumhare........ ...........

Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'

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