Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
A little difference between
Promises & Memories.
Promises: We break them
Memories: They break us.
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
PATIENT: Please tell me, am I getting better? DOC: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight
I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!
God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
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Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
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PATIENT: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests. DOCTOR: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. PATIENT: But I'm the examiner!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
Do wat they felt was right??
Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
__ . . __
( c__________, )
c how u make me happy!
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.
Please break up with me on a rainy day,
and meet me under a tree.
So when it hurts and I can not breath,
you’ll hear the rain not me.
The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!