A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.
Dard K Rah Pe FARYAD Likha Karte He,
Har Rat TANHAI Ko Abad Kiya Krte He,
Mere KHUDA Use Khus Rakna
Jise Hum AAPSE Zayada Yaad Kiya Karte hai...........
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
We request the pleasure of your company as we tie the knot.
Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
kaise kare hal e dil baya hum k har dard nasur ho gaya hai pas tha samandar dil k pas phir bhi ek musafir pyasa reh gaya hai..
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colorful Holi
Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
you have a special place in my heart!
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
Mother is a part of God.
Mother is a part of Love.
Mother is a part of our Strength.
Mother is a part of our Winning.
Mother is a part of who direct us to right path to proceed.
and ..and ..so on..
I Love my Mother very much.....
Don't let ur Mother get away from u....
Happy Mother's Day..
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?