Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.
Ye duniya gumo ka mela h, Hmne b hr gum jhelaa h, Kre hm unse kya shikva, yaha par hr koi AKELA h...........
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
Please be my Valentine!
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. :)
A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother's Day (*)
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
I Have Donated 5 Litrex.
As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
khuda na kare aisi koi sham aaye,
mere labo pe aapka naam na aaye,
khushiyon se bhara ho aapka har pal,
meri ye dua zindgi bhar aapke kaam aaye..