Mila wo bhi nahi kerte, mila hum bhi nahi kerte
Wafa wo bhi nahi kerte, Wafa hum bhi nahi kerte
Unhe ruswai ka dukh hai, hume tanhai ka dukh hai
Gila wo bhi nahi kerte, gila hum bhi nahi kerte
Gali k kisi mod pe aksar takrao ho hi jata hai
Ruka wo bhi nahi kerte, ruka hum bhi nahi kerte.
When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
PAtient: I've swallowed the film from my camera. DOCTOR: We'll just have to see what develops!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Pattharo se pyar kiya nadaan the hum, galti humse hui kyoki insaan the hum,
aaj jinhe humse najre milaane me taqleef hoti hai, kabhi usi sakhs ke jaan the hum....
Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
All my love for you FREE!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Na Mita Saka Uski Yaadon Ko Dil Se,
Isiliye Aaj Khud Ko Mita Raha Hu,
Pyaar Karta Tha Mein Kitna Usse,
Aaj Usko Nahi Khudko Bata Raha Hu.
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Motherhood is tough 24 hour job,no pay,no day off, sometimes it is unappreciated, but yet resignation is impossible. A mother is a woman who created by God
to bring love, joy, happiness and caring into his world. I am so glad God has created a woman to be a mother, even though motherhood is a full time job, a
mother's work is never done. Happy Mother's Day.
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’