i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
If you learn to translate
every event of your life
into a positive way,
you will stop being a prisoner of your past
become designer of your future.
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”
“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,
A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return …
So Think Before You Leap
G o.O d MoRnInG
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.
Zindgi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai,
Thoda Rulati Thoda Hasti Hai,
Khud Se Jyada Kisi Par Bharosha Mat Karna,
Kyoki Andhere Me Parchai Bhi Sath Chhod Jati Hai,
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Wo Muskura Rahe Hai Hume Tanha Chod Kar,
Kiye Huye Saare Waado Ko Tod Kar. Unke Siva Kahi Dil Lagta Bhi Nahi,
Ab Kya Karenge Hum Apne Toote Huye Dil Ko Jod Kar
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
Intezaar kar raha hai koi,
Dard se guzar raha hai koi,
Tum se door rehkar bahut,
Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.