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Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows,
There is only one today and I would not let this pass
without saying thanks for
being such a lovely friend… Good Morning…………..
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
I remember him not as the
one who broke my heart.
But I remember him as the
one who teach me
how to live with a broken heart.