Geele kagaj ki tarah he jindgi apni.
Koi jalata bh nahi koi bahata bh nahi.
Is kadar akele he raho me jindgi ki.
Koi satata bh nahi koi manata bh nahi
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
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Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U!
""""HAPPY"""" VALINTINE DAY"
Prayer isn’t a spare wheel that
you pull out when you are in trouble.
Use it as a steering wheel that
keep you on right path through out the life.
What do the military do in a civil war ?
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
A bond of love, A medal of trust. A shoulder in sadness, A hand in darkness. A special relation to hold, An ear where secrets can be told. An appreciater for encouragement, Somethin tht doesn’t cost. A jewel never to be lost. Is the magic called F R I E N D. Happy Friendship Day !
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
ten anything in World..
No One knows its value
until they hve it in their own eyes
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
If your friendship be money, I’ll be richest man.
If your friendship be pounds, I’ll be heaviest man.
If your friendship be love, I’ll be luckiest man.
But your friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man.
PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!
ulfaat mein shabdon ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aakhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!.
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
He is also known by many as Maha-Ganapathi.
Happy Birthday to Lord Ganesh.