I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b

On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

You have landed your DREAM JOB
Congratulation and Good Luck

Without Tasting The Worst Situation,
No One Can Taste The Best Thing Of Life.
Dare To Face Anything in
Your Mysterious Life

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

Zindagi Sabko Hasaye Zarori to nhi
Mohabbat sabko Mijaye Zaruri to nahi
Kuch Log bahut yad aate hain Zindagi me
Wo b hume yaad Kare zaruri to nahi

Kagaz par hamne zindgi likh di,
Aankhon se seench kar khushi likh di,
Dil ka dard jab bhi hum laaye lafzon pe,
Zamane ne kaha dost wah kya ghazal likh di

Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house


MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.