This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
A Group Of People
From My Ummah
Will Continue To Fight
In Defense Of Truth
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment.
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
After examining an attractive lady, the doc beamed: Mrs Smith, I have got good news for you! PATIENT: Pardon me, its Miss Smith. DOC: Oh. Well, Mrs Smith, I have got bad news for you!
52:-( " Doc, what's wrong with me?" " Madam, you are too fat, you use too much rouge and lipstick, you have hair bleached, you smoke too much and one other thing - you are in the wrong office. The doc is next door!
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
Engagement iz the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”