Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Hey,
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name

Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!

And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.

Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding relations.

Born with personality is an accident but Dying as a personality is an achievement.
Your birth may be normal, but Your death should be history.
Practice like a devil and play like an angel.
Do or die is an old concept. Do it b4 die is a new concept.

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
and
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Goood Morning

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