True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
they even can’t live without each other!
"Happy Mother's Day" means more Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me, 'n that I honor you.
But most of all,I guess it means That
I am thinking of Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure 'n with love.. !
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
If You can’t Fly !
If You can’t Run !
If You Can’t Walk !
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
friend is a language of heart.
not written on paper,
not given by pledge,
it’s a promise renewed every time.
let’s be in touch forever….!!
Put your hand on my hand
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.