Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya,
khud ko tanhai ke samundar me dubo diya.
Jo tha mere kabhi muskurane ki wajah,
aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya...

DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

best lines said by a broken heart boy to god...
ae khuda ishq mat krna warna bahut pachtaega...
hum to mrke tere paas aayenge magar tu kiske paas jayega..

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Real Tears Are Not Those
That Fall From Eyes
And Cover The Face,
But Those That Fall From Heart
And Cover The Soul …

When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

( ‘ o ‘ )
I Love You

Mohobat ko had se guzar to jane do
wo samne aayege hame biqhar to jane do
abhi jinda ho me aesas nahi unko
ro-roke pukarege hame mar to jane do.

Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...

Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK

A paper flying in air is
due to its luck but
a bird is flying due to its effort.
So if luck is not with you,
efforts are always there to support you.

Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !

Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

Meri Mohabbat pe AITBAR to KIYA hota
ae JAAN kisi AUR ke HONE se pehle
MERA intezar to kiya hota