If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
A simple friend
thinks the friendship over
when you have an argument.
A real friend
it’s not a friendship
you’ve had a fight.
"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.
Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!