2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!...........

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
dependably good,
predictably pleasant,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil

Life is nothing without friendship.

Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.


Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.

Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.

The Things I Feel I Can N0t Express
S0 I Will Write Them T0 Y0u In This Sweet Text
Y0u Are Dear And Y0u Are Mine
Y0u Are What Makes Me Shine
I L0ve Y0u And Happy Valentine’s Day.

People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.

Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!

And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1. I'm with you
2. Still with you
3. Will ALWAYS with you..

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye