If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!

Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!

Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar e dost..
maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai...

TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU – But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you

Like a bright sunshine on a dreary day;
Like the assuring moonlight on a murky night;
Like a fresh blossom on a barren land;
You're the joy of my life.
I'll love you till eternity and beyond.
Happy Valentine's day!

PERFECTLY TRUE Half of sorrows v earn by expecting good things from wrong people.
& Other half of sorows we earn by finding wrong things in good people.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey
Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

Dil Bola Ankh Se- Dekha Karo Kam,Kyo Ki Dekhte Hai ap Aur Tadapte Hai Hum; Ankh Boli Dil Se- Chaha Karo Kam, Kyo Ki Chahte Hai ap Aur Rote Hai Hum.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.

Pyar jab Milta nahi toh hota Q h
agar Khwabo me wo aaye to Insaan Sota Q hai
Jab yehi pyar aankho k samne kisi aur ka ho jaye
to Dil itna Rota Q h

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