So I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky
&
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night

VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!

Mohabbat ki hawa Jism ki dawa ban gayi,
Doori aapki meri chahatki saza ban gayi,
Kaise bhulun aapko ek pal k liye,
aapki yaad himere jeene ki vajah ban gayi.

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER

If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !

Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

Kon kehta hai ki INSAAN apni
KISMAT khud likhta hai…
Agar yeh sach hai to KISMAT
mein Dard kon likhta hai....

i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....

This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

Sakoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nhi mjh ko aye zailm......
Muhabbat ko sulata hun tu nafrat jaag uthti hai.............

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab Zindagi ho par Pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par Khwab na hoo,
aur Jab koi apna ho par Sath na hoo.

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness…?
A cute lovely girl replied: Its a wonderful smell
that a flower givew when its being crushed.

Engagement is the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking-
don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

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