Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !
Remember me and bare in mind, A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother's Day (*)