Ramadan is a month of Allah
Whose beginning is
Whose middle is
Whose end is Freedom from Fire

dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!

Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do

PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!

There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.

When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’

every things I need find in your arms..My! Valentine!

Love is loving and caring for you in a very special way.
Love is remembering the simple and special things we do and say.
Love is remembering how sweet you are and wishing you

A Carrot And A Brocoli Are Walking Down The
street, When All Of A Sudden, A Truck Comes Out
of No Where And Runs Over The Carrot. The Brocoli
then Rushed His Friend To The Hospital. The
brocoli Is Waiting For The News Of His

Tumhare pyar ne rona sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein rona kahan aata tha.....!
tumhari judaai ne dard sehna sikha diya hamein...
warna hamein sehna kahan aata tha.....!

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.

have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.
I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time.
But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?