RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!
Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai.
Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai.
Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi bina awaz ke bhi sab kuch toot jata hai...
Hume Apni Mohbbat Par Itna To Yakeen Hai
Aeh"Dosto Woh Hume Thukra To Sakti Hai
Magar Bhula Nahi Sakti
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Your soul came back from dreaml
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
The moment a child is born,
The mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed,
but the mother,
A mother is something absolutely new.
Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi
Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me
Lahu se dhokar dekha to Aapki tasweer nazar aayi
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
I just wana give A HUG...
(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai
Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai
Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole
Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.