Have a fruity day..
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
Teri wafao mai sanam
Na watan ke rahe na saffer ke rahe
Bikhri lash ke itne tukde hue
Na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!
Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
Mistakes are painful when they happen
years later a collection of mistakes is called
which leads u to success...
When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !
ISLAM is the University
WORLD is the Class room
QURAN is the Syllabus
MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher
ALLAH is the Examiner
Try to pass the final Exam.
All The Best.
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.