Young BOYSs praying 2 "GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*
God replied:- sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!
1 X'Mas Tree 1 Lakh Candles 1 Crore Wishes 1 Million Stars & 1 Heartly Prayer 4U Wis U MERRY CHRIStMAS
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
"Koi kyun mera intzaar karega"
"apni zindagi mere liye bekar karega"
"hum kaun se kisi ke liye khas hain"
"kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega". !
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
Tu Maan Ya Na Maan Ab Ye Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Ban Gaya Hoon Khud Sawal Kabhi har Sawal Ka Jawab Tha...!!!
An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on your face!
A cup of coffee in your hand
And a message from me on your mobile!!!
Hope you have had all the three!!!
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!