The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai...
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.
Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
A typical student flips a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
khuda na kare aisi koi sham aaye,
mere labo pe aapka naam na aaye,
khushiyon se bhara ho aapka har pal,
meri ye dua zindgi bhar aapke kaam aaye..
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies"
So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. .
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
Young man to doctor: There is nothing wrong with me. I just dropped by to tell you how much benefit I got from your treatments. DOCTOR: I've never seen you before. You are no patient of mine. MAN: I'm not, but my uncle was!
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!