Har roj unki yado me kho jate hai.
unki tasvir Aankho me lekhar sote hai.
bhig n jaye ye tasvir Aansuo se,
isliye ham Aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch I long 4 so mch, Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby I LOVE U

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

→ Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
Disturbing you...

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

Wo guzar gaye hamare pass se. Ham ne kisi se koi shikwa na kiya,
khuda ne hame zindagi to di lekin is zindagi ko sansey dene wala chin liya.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..

Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever…!!:)

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
Other takes its beat.

Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana q chahega,
Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega,
Dikhawa hai ye mohabbat warna,
Pyar mein mit jana kyun chahega?

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.