For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

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My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Your soul came back from dreaml
and
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Good Morning

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
before God.
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
many cares,
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.

Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU – But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

In life
Some know you..
Some remember you..
Some like you..
Some understand you..
Some care for you..
But..
A TRUE FRIEND does all above
&
always hopes the best for you.

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