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Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

This month’s Promise :
The lions may grow
weak and hungry, but
those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.- Psalm 34:10
For those who put their trust on Jesus shall not
be hungry.
Have a BLESSED Month.!

Almighty God
who has poured upon us the new light of ur Incarnate Word
grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts
may shine forth in our lives
through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
Please be my Valentine!

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day

Bethe hen raah-e-guzar per dil ka diya jalaye
shyed k wo dard smje shyed k wo lout aye..!!

Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h,
Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h,
Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se,
Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..

Agaar Raat K0 S0tay Waqat
Jali H0i Cigratte Mu0n Me Rakh K
S0ya Jaye T0 Kharatay Latay Waqat
Khud Bah Khud Kash Lagega
Zubaida Aapa Ka Dh0nwan Dar T0tka.

Jaab khamoos akhoo se baat hoti hai
ese he muhabbat ki suruwaat hoti hai
tumhare khyalo me khoye rahte hai
pata nahi kaab Din or raat hoti hai

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

Aaj bheegi hai palke kisi ki yaad mein,
Aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap mein,
Os ki boondein aise bhikhri hain zameen par,
Maano Chand bhi roya ho kisi ki yaad mein.

If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.

Dear Cupid,
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!