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Dekhte hai aaj gum us raah ki viraniya,
yaro k sang kati jaha kitni tanhaiya,
guzra wo dour, bi6ad gaye sab dost,
sath reh gayi to bas unlamho ki . . ."KAHANIYA". .
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!
Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…
Paas akar sabhi door chalen jate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhaye, marham lagane wale khudh hi zakham de jate hain. Bahut kareeb se dekha hai iss bewafaa zamane ko, Ab dil nahi karta kisi se dil lagane ko.
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!
After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.
Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.
I keep memories of all our special times tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,I smile n fall in luv wit our friendship all over again. . .
TUM,TUM or sirf TUM
LOkhatam hui meri daastan
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!