Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my nipples til i shout
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
A fulfilling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Good Luck!
I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts&warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day&may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday!
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
Between 100000 yesterdays & 100000 tomorrows,
There is only one today and I would not let this pass
without saying thanks for
being such a lovely friend… Good Morning…………..
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!