Remember that each time u fall ..
I'll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig
Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!
For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.
Walidain k kehne pe
agr jawan beta Namaz
nhi prhta, to muhaly
ki kise khubsurat
larki sy kahein, k wo
use namaz parhny ka
Zubaida apa k islami
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile
I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.