If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”

Submit yourselves for
the LORD’s sake to
every authority instituted
among men: whether
to the king, as the
supreme authority, or
to governers, who are
ent by him to punish
those who do wrong
and to commend those
who do right.
For it is God’s will that
by doing good you
should silence the
ignorant talk of foolish men.
1 Peter 2″13,15

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

Don’t read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story gives you new idea to win,
from Success story you can get only message.

One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

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