Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy,
to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den,
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling

Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying 'Thank You'
It means saying 'I Love You'
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let's celebrate it together.
Cheers!

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana,
Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana,
Chalakte hai sirf aansu in aakhon se ab to,
Mushkil hai inme kisi ke liye sapne sajaana...

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

PATIENT: Tell me straight doc, how long have I got? DOC: Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start reading any serials!

Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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