What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Hm GARIBO Ka Koi GHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
ZINDGI Phool Ka BISTAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
Maine KHABO M TARASHA Jise
Tu Wahi Kimti PATHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin)
Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
Mat kar gila mere bahte ashko ka,
ish dil ko sabhi ne rulaya hai,
mat dhundh mere dil ki kitaab me khushiyo ka panna,
har panna apno ne jalaya hai........
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p
Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.
U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !
Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.