Success of life will create crowd for you,
but
Tough time in life will create a true person in you.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you!!

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

Luck is like sand in hands.
It’ll sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hand in the praying posture can save it!
Wish you good Luck.

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

NEVER END

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

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