New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I know,
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
But!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

PaLko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai,
DiL To Dhadkan Ki Amanat Hoti Hai,
Ye SmS Ka Rishta Bhi Bada Ajib Hai,
Karo To TakLif Or Na Karo To Shikayat Hoti Hai.

Naya Tamaasha Naya Madaari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Lun Pay Charay Q00m Ye Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Nawaz Ke Muth Kes Ne Maari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Musharraf Ke Ch0yein Kes Ne Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Gilaani Ke Gaand Kes Ne Phari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Mulk Ka Sab Se Bara Beupari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
and
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

Whenever I may go

That’s U My Dear Valentine..

Everyday is The Day of Valentine

u Are Beat of My Heart..

Friendship Still Remains

Wishing U A Love Filled Valentine..

Whenever You Miss Me

u are Still Just My Little Teddy..

Valentine Day is over!

A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

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