I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha
Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
Bibi Ko Dengay Dhoka
Bibi Ko MaRngay Goli
Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong
Par Army Baari Siyani Thi
AOr Zardaari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
Kyon K Mushrraaf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
Phir Zardaari Ban Gay Naya Don
PakIxtan Ki Siyasaat Bubble Gum.
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
2 PYARI BATE"..
Apne Asuo Ko Itna Mehnga Krdo Ki Koi Unhe khridane
Ki Kosis Na Kre.
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Krdo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane
Ki Chahat Kre
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
i wish certain people wont tell me
that they love me..
wanna know why?
so that i wont waste my time
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
For thy lord
ur God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in ur will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
Aaj peene de pilane de saaqi.
Vo ek bhul thi use bhulane de saaqi,
Ishq ki nadaaniya sabhi nahi karte
Ye to ek rasm hai nibhane de saaqi
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a SMILE
Have a nice day!