Udasi per hi kayem hai nizam-e-zindagani bhi
bichar jata hai sahil se galey mil mil ke paani bhi....
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day
With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
I LOVE YOU
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Agar Sardio Main Nahate Waqt
Pani Bohaat Zadaa ThaNda Lage Toh
Toh Pani Garam Kar Kay Nahalo
Abb Iz Me Be
Zubaida Aapa Kay Totkay Hi Chaiyeah Keyah.
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty
Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey
Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey
O \\ // R
O \\ // ni
D \\// ng
GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Do Reply to Question
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
→ What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
Dil Todne Walo Ko Saza Q Nhi Milti
Hr KisiKo Pyar me saflta Q Nhi Milti,
Log Kehte Hai Isq To 1 Bimari Hai
To Fir Medical store Me Iski Dava Q Nhi Milti.