Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)
Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
A very SAD SMS But True:
wo tasveer laakho rupye me bik gayi yaaro....
Roti ko tarasta bachha udaas baitha tha....!!
Sakoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nhi mjh ko aye zailm......
Muhabbat ko sulata hun tu nafrat jaag uthti hai.............
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Zindgi Ki Hqiqt Sirf Itni Hoti H Jab Jagta H Insan To Kismt Soti H
Insan Jis Pr Apna Hq Khud SeJyada Smjta H Wo Amant Aksar Kisi Or Ki Hoti H
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
Kagaz par hamne zindgi likh di,
Aankhon se seench kar khushi likh di,
Dil ka dard jab bhi hum laaye lafzon pe,
Zamane ne kaha dost wah kya ghazal likh di
Life is not always smooth and soft.
There may be narrow ways,
up and downs,
darkness and shadows.
Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.