Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father”s Day!
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
Don't guess a person's character on his present situation. Bcoz, Time has the power to change an ordinary coal into a precious diamond....gud evng. . .
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!