Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
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PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!

If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.

Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room

Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.

Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

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,,("),("), ,("),("),,
You & I

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. Happy Friendship Day !

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, He lovingly touched it & it turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 you. Happy Friendship Day !

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