A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->
I always see spots before my eyes. DOCTOR: Didn´t the new glasses help? PATIENT: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.
Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
When you are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!
Sun kissed gold,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.
I wish your birthdays happened more
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.