Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dripping to the ground.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dropping all around.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drumming on the rafter.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drowning out our laughter.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

The love i have got from my mother
The love that i got from my father

Is the love that can never be forgotten
And thats why they are my valentine

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine”s Day !...

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so…
so….
so…..
so……
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

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