A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujko Hota Hai.........
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kiska Hota Hai.............
Unhe Nind Nahi Aati Jo PYAR Karta Hai........
Par jo DiL Ko Todta Hai Woh Chain Se Sota Hai
A home run, a touchdown, a basket, a goal Here's hoping your day is out of control!
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai
Chhalakta Hai Meri Bhi Aankhon Se Ansu
Jab Ap Ke Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
Who should be your best friend at school?
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)
Jindgi nahi rukti hei....kisi ka hone se ya na Hone se....Fir bhe Hum Jee nahi paate hei kisi Ek ke Bina.....
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!