Intezaar kar raha hai koi,
Dard se guzar raha hai koi,
Tum se door rehkar bahut,
Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear