No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
just a CARING heart with lovely saying
A psychiatric patient complained so bitterly about stomach pains that finally the doc decided to operate - and inside the poor fellow, he found a bouquet of roses! DOCTOR: Now, how the hell did those flowers get in there? PATIENT: Damned if I know. Let's look at the card and see who they're from!
You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
Life is not always smooth and soft.
There may be narrow ways,
up and downs,
darkness and shadows.
Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
I’ll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
unse ab koi wasta to nahi hai,... Lekin... unke hisse ka waqt aaj bhi "TANHA" guzarta hai..
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
Fresh air? fresh idea?
fresh talent? fresh energy?
i wish u to have a?
*have a great week ahead*
As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
Let S Share The W0rld
A Sea Is F0r U
Nd Waves Are F0r Me
The Sky Is F0r U
Nd Stars Are F0r Me
The Sun Is F0r U
Nd Light Is F0r Me
Everything Is F0r U
Nd U Are F0r Me.
May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..