Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the dream world.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
“YA ALLAH mere wo Gunah maaf farma
jo meri duaon ko Qabool nhi hony dety.”
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.