The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Hurray!

Bravo!
Congrats!
Really Cool!
You Did It!
Way to go!
Great Work!

Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
Congratulations!

when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

If I had the letters “HRT”,
I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”
or
a “U” and get “HURT”.
But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U”.

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