Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
Someone think in of you some where out there
Where dreams come true…
Good Night & sweet dreams to you
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
U have recharged
Rs.1000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.930.00
Expiry date: 28-11-2014
This is my style for giving Eidi
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Kaanch Ko chahat thi pathhar ko pane ki,
Ek baar fir tut kar bikhar jane ki,
Bas itni si chahat thi us divane ki,
Apne tukdo mein uski tasvir sajane ki..
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.
Don’t go the way life takes you,
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!!!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Let me guess what U R doing...
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!