I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name
If you have built castles in the air,
Your work need not be lost;
That is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them
When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends
The growing trees, the new flowers
And birds that sweetly sing
Whisper to me that it’s Easter
Here is wishing warmth for your soul
On Easter and always!
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
U r so beautiful
Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
Pakki yaden kabhi bhulai nahi jati.
ye dil ki daulat roj lutai nahi jati.
kis muh se kahte ho ham apko bhul jayen.
Ye pyar ki duniya h.roj basai nahi jati.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!
Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity