How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Open Your…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Wash Your
Pinky Shinky Face…
Because…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Good Morning

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Beautiful and wönderful Valentine's Day sms/msgs/messages för yöur löved öne to express yöu are every thing för me.. Lovely, heartfelt and sincere wishes. Romantic Valentine's Day greeting tö say I will love yöu forever and ever.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Real Tears Are Not Those
That Fall From Eyes
And Cover The Face,
But Those That Fall From Heart
And Cover The Soul …

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho!
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Night is not only for sleep,
It's to Forget today's Sorrow,
To dream today's Joyness & to receive Tomorrow's
Happenings. "Happy End of the day"

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

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