Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise
A rain drop look too small
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect..
It just means
we have decided to see everything beyond the imperfections".
.. Good evening...:-
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab Zindagi ho par Pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par Khwab na hoo,
aur Jab koi apna ho par Sath na hoo.
The Best Time To Do Something Significant
Is Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
Surely mockers surround me; my eyes must dwell
on their hostility.
“Give me, O God, the
pledge you demand.
Who else will put up
security for me.?
You have closed their
minds to undertanding;
therefore you will not
let them triumph.- Job. 17:2,4.
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
2008-09 main sub sey
zyada mitti paleet kis ki
The Winner Is.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU – But Where
did people stay
Before the law
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!