Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!! Happy Friendship Day !
i'm here 4eva!
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May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Rakshabandhan to you…
It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..
Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
umma Is A Wonderful DAY
“To Thank ALLAH”
For All He Gives To Us
Tum jaante ho mere dil ki bat ?
chalo choro jante hote to mere hote..
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!