TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi Hai Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Paas akar sabhi door chalen jate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhaye, marham lagane wale khudh hi zakham de jate hain. Bahut kareeb se dekha hai iss bewafaa zamane ko, Ab dil nahi karta kisi se dil lagane ko.
As the autumn leaves begin to turn
Two lovers choose to say I do
A promise made and shared with you to love,
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
Ajeeb Lagti Hai Shaam Kabhi kabhi,
Zindagi lagti Hai BeJan kabhi kabhi,
Samajh Aaye To Mujhe B Batana k,
Q Karti Hai Yaadein Pareshan kabhi Kabhi..
Hundred Words Of An enemy Cn Nvr Give Pain
A Silence of smone specl Cn Give Hundred pains
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Faith makes all things possible; Hope makes all things work and Love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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v alentine’s Day :-*
Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,
Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...
Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,
Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...
Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,
Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...
Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,
Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do...
Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO...
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.