Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Could you say where d sea ends from d shore…?
[Will u be my Valentine?]

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. (Marion C. Garretty)

Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

Every Hour I think of you
Every Minute I think of you
Every Second I think of you
I live for you and I die for you
It's not for days; it's not for weeks,
It's not for months or years, its forever.

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge.
Father Said: Please hold my hand
Girl: No dad.. You hold my hand.
Father: Whats the difference?
Girl: If I hold your hand & something happens to me.
Chances are that I may let your hand go,
but if you hold my hand,
I know for sure,
you will never let my hand go..!

Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way

This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.

Mere sabrr ki inteha kya poochhte ho,
Woh mujh se lipat kar roye bhi to kisi aur ke liye.

How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.

Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

If you love me, let me know.
If you don't, please let me go.
A very happy Valentines' day!

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day