An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head
with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna Pakistan
Happy Independence Day
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
Valentine’s Day Expenses
Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
Someone think in of you some where out there
Where dreams come true…
Good Night & sweet dreams to you
Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.
It is a
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.