I never believed in destiny until I met you ! Sweetheart we are meant to be together

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Congratulations!
Good news for Harvard University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
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Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
Karo,
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.

Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

khuda na kare aisi koi sham aaye,
mere labo pe aapka naam na aaye,
khushiyon se bhara ho aapka har pal,
meri ye dua zindgi bhar aapke kaam aaye..

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka. Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka. Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan. Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you

Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

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("o o")
I just wana give A HUG...
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(oe)oe)..à ' Special person ' I dont GET 2 lake often, best wishes..

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
I wish you a very special Good Morning….

A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine’s,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It’s nice to have one near.

Dhoomraketu,
Sumukha,
Ekadantha,
Gajakarnaka,
Lambodara,
Vignaraja,
Ganadhyaksha,
Phalachandra,
Gajanana,
Vinayaka,
Vakratunda,
Siddhivinayaka,
Surpakarna,
Heramba,
Skandapurvaja,
Kapila,
Vigneshwara.
He is also known by many as Maha-Ganapathi.
Happy Birthday to Lord Ganesh.

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