Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?

A. ADIDAS

The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.

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God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

G-get up
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
N-new friends
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.

I “Pray” “For” “You”
A life that you truley “Deserve”
A life as good as your “Heart”
A life as bright as your “Smile”
and
A life as wonderful as “Yoy”
Good Morning

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak…

TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
my lecture.
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?

On ur engagement let the angels sing
Now let clouds of angels fill the air
u may think ur pledge a mundane thing
One word of love and angels hover there!

Let others lead small lives, but not you.
Let others argue over small things,but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts, but not you.
Let others leave their future in someone else’s hands, but not you.

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