Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
Its a hug from ME to You!!
Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!
At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.