TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Look outside Its so pleasant,
Sun smiling for u,
Trees dancing for u,
Birds singing for u,
Because I requested them All to wish u "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
For the hand that rocks the cradle, is the hand that rules the world. (William Ross Wallace)
Mila wo bhi nahi kerte, mila hum bhi nahi kerte
Wafa wo bhi nahi kerte, Wafa hum bhi nahi kerte
Unhe ruswai ka dukh hai, hume tanhai ka dukh hai
Gila wo bhi nahi kerte, gila hum bhi nahi kerte
Gali k kisi mod pe aksar takrao ho hi jata hai
Ruka wo bhi nahi kerte, ruka hum bhi nahi kerte.
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
love is Divine
Be My Valentine
I will be yours for life time
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...
How did you find the energy, Mom
To do all the things you did,
To be teacher, nurse and counselor
To me, when I was a kid.
How did you do it all, Mom,
Be a chauffeur, cook and friend,
Yet find time to be a playmate,
I just can't comprehend.
I see now it was love, Mom
That made you come whenever I'd call,
Your inexhaustible love, Mom
And I thank you for it all.
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.