There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
We'll have to gather all our faith
and be of one accord
knowing u are safe with Him,
spending Christmas with our Lord...
,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day
cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
If I were to
make a dictionary
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
Happy New Year.
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?