If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
May this Ramadan be month of blessings,
A month full of forgivenesses
guidences for you and your family!
Ramadan Kareem Mubarak
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.
"Koi kyun mera intzaar karega"
"apni zindagi mere liye bekar karega"
"hum kaun se kisi ke liye khas hain"
"kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega". !
Jaaney kyon rishton mai jazbaat badal jaate hain...
Kabhi log to kabhi halaat badal jaate hain...
A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti, nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti, ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Very Deep & Imotional Words-
"Kisi ko Na Paane se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti".
Kisi ko paa kar kho dene se kuch baaki bhi nahi rehta"..
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon
Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon
baba g Brazier banata hon
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..
Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”
Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se
Jazbaton Ki Koi Numayish Nahin Ki
Pyaar Ke Badle Sirf Pyaar Manga Hai
Rishte Ki To Koi Guzarish Nahin Ki