I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

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Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!

Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..

The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee

Sometimes in life we have run so fast,
that we dont notice anyone running with us.
we notice them only when we fall.
& they stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIEND

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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