The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(
You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
On a romantic day sardars gf asks him,
Darling on our engagement day ll u give me a ring?
Sardar : sure, 4rm landline or mobile
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty
For a Cool Kid!
It's birthday time again, and WOW!
You're a whole year older now!
So clown around and have some fun
To make this birthday your best one!
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??
Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.
→ B – Be yourself
I – invite new challenges
R – Recall past achievements
T – Trust your judgments
H – Have faith in your abilities
D – Desire only the best
A – Affirm your strengths
Y – You’ve got what it takes………
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile