“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)
Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai,
jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
If GOD’S love can be measured
by the type of friends
he decided to give each person on earth,
I must be his favorite,
because he decided to give me someone like you.
Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
In the flower my rose is you.
In the jewel my diamond is you.
In the sky my moon is you.
I am body my heart is you.
That’s why I always miss you.
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
LOVE IS TO THINK
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
Bounteous congratulations and wishing for the next jouney and thanks to feel me proud that I m ur friend. Really feeling very delighted to hear about ur grand success.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
if you miss me...
that is sweet of you ......
Very sweet indeed ....
You can stop now .....
You really miss me, hé :-) ....
Friends are like sketch pens
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but you will need me some day
to complete your picture..!!