DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear.
Ever together but never apart,
You will always be in my heart.
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
Agar Tmsay Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuch Nah Kar Sakoo
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay.
Faqat Reh Jatey Hain Mohabbat K Bharm,
Bhala Umar Bhar K Liye Bhi Koi Bana Hai Kisi ka..??
Chahat m kisi ko ye saza na dena
mohobbat koro to fir daga na dena
jo tumhre bina ek pal bhi ji na sake
use kabhi lambi umar ki dua na dena.
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only