Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha
Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind”
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart”
And i m always a bad shooter because I MISS YOU ALWAYS
This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Don’t read this sms..
Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
I am sure it is a great mistake
always to know enough to go
in when it rains.
One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge,
but one misses a world of loveliness.
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire
Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY
How did you find the energy, Mom
To do all the things you did,
To be teacher, nurse and counselor
To me, when I was a kid.
How did you do it all, Mom,
Be a chauffeur, cook and friend,
Yet find time to be a playmate,
I just can't comprehend.
I see now it was love, Mom
That made you come whenever I'd call,
Your inexhaustible love, Mom
And I thank you for it all.
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.