“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
u BLINK UR EYES
An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
Your soul came back from dreaml
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon Lee)