Life is like a Flute..
It can have Holes & Emptiness at times but if we work on it, the same flute can produce magical melodies!!
Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much
Your Engagement day is full of joy
Tomorrow you cannot see.
But one thing's sure for the two of you
The best is yet to be.
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.
Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
Is A Wound
No One Can "Heal"
Is A Gift
No One Can "Steal"
Keep Your Memories Intact
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...