One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
Just knock the door.
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
Goodnight my dear
I'm glad I have u near
For the many things u've brought me
There's nothing I shall fear
Goodnight my dear
Let my songs wipe ur tears
We've certainly got each other
And we always shall through the years
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
Staying far never breaks relation,
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!
Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
PATIENT to dentist: OK doc, what do I need to get done? DENTIST: Well, your teeth are alright, but your gums will have to come out!