Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…
Let me guess what U R doing...
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
PATIENT: Whenever I drink coffee, I get this sharp and excruciating pain. DOCTOR: Try to remember to remove the spoon before drinking!
May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
BIOLOGY TEACHER -
Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse
is one who
Marries a Rich Patient.
This is my earnest prayer for you.
May the love of God be with you all day Through with his endless, Boundless grace.
May he richly Bless your life with much Happiness and success.
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
Fights for friends.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Gossips about affairs.
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night
Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se