REALITY

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

Question Time
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!

Hum Jaise Barbad Dilo Ka Jeena kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hain Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaenge

I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

Mohhabbat ki aazmaishe de de k thak gayi hu....
Kismat Me koi Aisa likh de jo maut tak wafa kare...

This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BETA: N0!
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
hun.
Zardari: N0!
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
Presidnt: N0!
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”

A spl smile :), a spl face.a spl some1 I cant replace. I luv u,I always will.U have filled a space no 1 can fill!

Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

If CARE is a WAVE,
i give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
i give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
i give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

Dard k badle har khushi LE LO
Aansu k badle humari hasi LE LO
Humse dekha na jayega kabhi apka utra hua chehrA
Agar kaam aa sake toh humari zindagi bhi LE LO

Men like toilets


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it, have a great life…

Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

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