A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
Your soul came back from dreaml
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
Lord Says, “I Myself
will search for my sheep
and look after them”-Ezekiel 34:11
*The Lord cares for you. Put all your faith on Him. Jesus will give you peace
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
I wish that God would hold you tite. i hope that angels will
keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all rite, I”m
gonna wish you a wonderful night! sleep tite!!
PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!
Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
Tackle life with all ur skills
Overcome each and every hill
If u persist with all ur will
U will enjoy ur life and all its thrills.
cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
You have only two options in life.
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life
When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature
In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love
But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much
They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever
'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby
there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child
But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !
Happy Mother's day :)