If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Sweet is your
Dear is your
As Earth wants
Flower Wants
i want nothing
for U

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Bina Libaas Aaye Thay Hum Sab Is Jahan Mein
Bas Ek Kafan Ki Khatir Itna Safar Kerna Pada ...

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

When my arms can't reach pple close2 my heart I always hug dem wit my prayers,may Allah grant u wat ur heart desires&keep u happy always. Bundles of PRAYERS 4u.

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Sun likes the Sunday

Moon likes the Monday

But I like one day

That’s your birthday

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.

‘-.-’ :’”v”‘:
:’”v”‘: ‘-.-’
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
3 things:
& Our FriendshiP+.

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
O-One Is,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day

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