Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Zameen chupane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil chupane k liye badan hota hai,
Shayad marne k baad bi chupaye Jaate h gum,
Isliye hr laash k upar kafan hota hai.

Apni to zindgi hi azeeb kahani h,
Jis cheez ko chaha wo hi begani h,
Hanste hai to sirf dosto ko hasane k liye
Varna in ankho me pani hi pani hai,

DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

Nice lines:- Thousands of happiness cant remove one pain in heart. Bt one pain can remove thousands of happiness in heart. THATS LIFE

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

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We met it was Luck!
We talked it was Chance!
We became friends it was Destiny!
We are still friends it is Faith!
We will always be friends its a Promise!

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Thats life!

Kisi ki yado ne pagal bana rkha H,
kahi mr na jau kafan sila rkha H,
jalane se pehle "DIL" nikal lena,
kahi wo na jal jye,jise dil me basa rkha H!

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

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