Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

There r few things
Tat must be don
B4 one says Goodbye
One's Eyes must
4get another's face
One's Ears must
4get another's voice
One's Mind must
4get another's name.
One's Heart must
4get that he/she had loved
that person more than
his/her own life

Sun can’t come to earth but send love as rays.
Cloud can’t come to river but send her love as rain,
I can’t come to you but sending my good wishes.

You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.

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A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !

Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena,
Rulane Se Pehle hasna Sikha Dena,
Agar Jana Ho kabhi Humse Dur aapko,
To Pehle BINA SAANS LIYE JEENA SIKHA DENA.

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
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.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

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As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

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Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime,
I may not be with you,
But
My Thinking,
My Care,
My SMS,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.

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