M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!

Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday!

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best

WOnderful ppl r carefully created by GOd.
WOnderful mOments r amazingly planned by GOd
& a wOnderful frnd lyk u is persOnaly gifted by GOD.!

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

I”d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

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