An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
A boy cried wen he had no shoes..
Suddenly he stopped crying wen he saw a man vdout legs..
Life is full of blessings!
Sometimes we dont understand it..
Gud mrng!! :-)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Do Reply to Question
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
→ What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
Covers you with gentle
You walk wrapped in
Protected & peaceful forever
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!