Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
Some broken hearts, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…
I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
I rather look at the moon again
” .. Do not be terrified;
do not be afraid of them. The Lord your God, who
is going before you,
will fight for you.”- Deut. 1:29,30.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
1 missing in above
why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!
The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?
May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after Your Birthday has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?