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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
There's No Space For Tears Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
It’s the “Festival of Lights” today,
It’s again the day of Diwali,
It’s time to dress up folks,
It’s time to adorn the thali.
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What it is?
(F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER