According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??

Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig

Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
dependably good,
predictably pleasant,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u give me sincerely that's why my dad , I love u so dearly.
Happy Father's Day My dear dad!

Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Rhyme
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

An unfit man went to see the doctor and was told to take up jogging. DOC: You should run atleast ten miles a day. Two weeks later the man rang up the doc to tell him that he was feeling much better. DOC: That is excellent but you´d better come and see me this afternoon so I can examine you properly. PATIENT: But that´s impossible. I am 150 miles away!

Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
(HAPPY RAINS)….

The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer=Chathuringmes

When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life
When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature
In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love
But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much
They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever
'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby
there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child
But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !
Happy Mother's day :)

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