Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
Maut aajaye gam nahin ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
Gam sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat ho jaaye
Toh ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein
sanso ka pinjra kisi din tut jaega,
fir ye dost raste me chhuut jaega,
abhi waqt hai baat kr liya karo yaro,
na jane kab jindgi ka dhaga tut jaega..
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.
Zindgi Ko Maine Thukra Diya Hota
Khud Ko Bhi Mita Diya Hota
Is Dil Mein Yadein Hain Aap Ki
Warna Is Dil Ko Bhi Jala Diya Hota
I wanted 2 send U all my love but d postman said
he also having a date with his girlfriend.
So I m sending u Message by mobile.
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!
May Lord Ganesha bestow
Prosperity upon You and your family
Na kuch adhura chhod jayenge,
Na kiye hue waade tod jayenge,
Pure karenge armaan aap k,
Hum to shisha hain,
Tut k bhi apni chamak chod jayenge!!
Hi, now I am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say have a nice day ahead…
Paas Aane Ki Ummeed Thi Jinse,
Wohi Faasle Banaate Chale Gaye,
Hum Toh Paas Aane Ki Koshish Me The,
Na Jaane Kyon Woh Dooriya Badhate Chale Gaye....