Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you
Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile
Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”
A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.
A woman accompanied by her husband went to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called his wife to his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don´t do the following, he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare av espesially nice dish for him. Don´t burden him with chores. Don´t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife: What did the doctor say? She said: He said that you are going to die soon!
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Define, Biology and sociology?
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
U Dirty Mind
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.