what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Come And Go,
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.
The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
BIOLOGY TEACHER -
Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse
is one who
Marries a Rich Patient.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.
Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain
Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.
Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!