A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn,glory of spring,
May beauty of every season,
give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.
Good luck & God bless you.
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Birthday candles, birthday cake, Birthday song, and presents, too...Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Life is too short,
So follwow some rules.
Never miss anything that makes you Happy.
Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon Lee)
We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.