Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon
to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se
kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi
Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy,
to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den,
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.


Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"
A word that means the world to me.

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I
love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you

I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.........happy valentines day quotes

Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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