To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...Good Morning
Apse dil agar mila na hota
Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota
Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti
To judaai ka koi silsila na hota
It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!
Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.
Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Pattharo se pyar kiya nadaan the hum, galti humse hui kyoki insaan the hum,
aaj jinhe humse najre milaane me taqleef hoti hai, kabhi usi sakhs ke jaan the hum....
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Don't feel bad dat people remember u only when they need u. Feel privileged that u r like a candle tht comes 2 mind when there's darknes in their life.
NOT TO FADE
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck