Hum Jaise Barbad Dilo Ka Jeena kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hain Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaenge

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

Ramadan is a month of Allah
Whose beginning is
Whose middle is
Whose end is Freedom from Fire

Without whom life will never be the same.
They don’t break up with you for silly reasons,
Neither do they throw stupid tantrums.
They don’t expect gifts all the time,
Nor are they fearful of commitment.
They just love you unconditionally.
Happy Valentines day my dear friend.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

I love u d way u talk
I love u d way u laugh
I love u d way u care
I love u d way u react
I love u d way u think
I love u The waY u are
u are my Valentine.

Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...

Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.

Some things just can't be expressed in words
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart

A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

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For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow - Rosemonde Gerard

Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.