The moment a child is born,
The mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed,
but the mother,
Never.
A mother is something absolutely new.

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Disappointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterward.
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
MOVE ON….

Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.Happy Friendship Day !

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We?ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key ?

Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everything Gonna Be Ok

Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai..
Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai..
kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai…….
hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head
with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.

Fareb tha unki hasi mai, ashiq samj baithe
Maut ko hm apni zindgi samj baithe
Ye waqt ka majak tha ya hmari badnsibi
Unki do bato ko Mohabbat samaj baithe

Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.

If you accept me as your Valentine, I promise that the only way I'll hurt you ever is by holding your hand too tight.
Happy Valentine's day!

Apna Keh Ke Jabse Tumne Loota He
Kya Me Bolu Ye Dil Kitna Tuta He
Tute Dil Ka Har Ye Tukda Kehta He
Pyaar MaT Karna Pyaar To Bas Ek Dhokha He

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