Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do,
Send a good morning sms right back to you,
Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A GOOD MORNING.

" I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.

Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay

MOM,
You r the 1 person on this whole earth which understood me always, Thanx for being always when i needed you and basically when i was taking all my important
decisions.
"YOU ARE THE PERFECT BLEND OF A MOTHER AND A FRIEND".

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
Or
The Day
You Realize
You Cannot Forget Me ..

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with

simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Haskar dekha liya rokar bhi dekh liya
kisi ko pakar khokar bhi dkh liya,
Pyar bhi kiya aur samajh bhi liya
zindagi wahi jee skta hai jisne akele jeena sikh liya

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”

Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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