With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Nobody knows of the work it makes,
To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody knows-but Mother.
Inkar ki c lazzat iqraar me kahan hy ?
bharta hy shoq GHALIB unki nhi nhi se
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.