Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz.
I wonder how have you been today… Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine..
Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight!
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Its Ur Day ;->
Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Never stop striving
Keep your curiosity sharp
You’ll never become too old to
~ Good Morning ~
wo to chand hai jise sab yaad karte hain,
hamari kismat to taaron jaisi hai,
yaad to dur log apni khwahish ke liye
hamare tootne ki faryad karte hain...
aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
Zindgi kaisi b hogi jite jaenge,
1 Din hum b is duniya se chale jaenge,
Aj rahte hai apke mobile me SMS bankar,
Kal koi achha SMS mila to Delete ho jaenge...
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Two nice tips to stand strong in every condition-
"Never take help of Teers to show your Emotions"
"Never take help of Words to show your anger."
The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!