Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana,
Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana,
Chalakte hai sirf aansu in aakhon se ab to,
Mushkil hai inme kisi ke liye sapne sajaana...
Sumday U'l cry 4 me lyk i cried 4u
Sumday U'l miss me lyk i missd u
Sumday U'l need me lyk i needed u..
Sumday U'l luv me but i wont luv U..
Happy Valentines Day
I Kn0w Its Early
But I Have Hundreds 0f Hands0mes
Nd Beauties T0 Wish
S0 I Th0ught T0 Finish 0ff Aunties
Nd Uncles First.
2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnaay Jah Rahaa Houn
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapax
Aakr Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Hou Gaya
KIxi Nay Puchaa
“Keyon Maar Deya?”
Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Deyaa
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”
PSYCHIATRIST: Now tell me, do you normally stir coffee with ur right hand? PATIENT: Oh yes. DOC: That's odd. Most people use a spoon!
Towards the end of his life, a great comedian was told by his doc that if he continued to drink, he would lose his hearing. Asked by his friend if he planned to stop drinking, he answered: Not at all. You see, the stuff I´ve been drinking is so much better than the stuff I´ve been hearing!
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depth
you will still only have
a glimpse of how much
I love you
Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
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A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.