Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

In my life I learned
hw 2 love, 2 smile, 2 b happy
2 b strong 2 work hard 2 b honest
2 b faithful 2 forgive but
I couldn't learn hw. 2 stop rembering u

If the universe did start wia a bang
wen God loved & da angels sang
1 of da sparks dat flew
chased time 2 become u

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

AB to shyed he koi mohbbat kre mj se
Meri aankhon me tum saaf nzar aate ho

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
Leave your bed
And get up.
say t0 all

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Goood Morning

Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
Its U
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!


Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.