I stoped loving d most importnt persn in my life.
Not bcoz dat spark has lost,
This bcoz she was making me feel like
"Im no less than trash!

Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

I asked the god for an angle he gave the best lover in the world

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

Chehre Koh Gulabi Krna Hou Tou
2 Eggx
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Kar
Chehray Pe 5 Minx
Masage Kr K Dho Lainn
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi
Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totkay.

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.

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