What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
There is always a reason for everything
A reason to live
A reason to die
A reason to cry,
But if you can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason for a while
Real Tears Are Not Those
That Fall From Eyes
And Cover The Face,
But Those That Fall From Heart
And Cover The Soul …
CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!
Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
If wishes were flowers I’d send You A big bunch to say….
Get Well Soon
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.
Shakespeare said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Its Ur Day ;->
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.