Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
A sweet way to propose sumone.
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Look outside its so romantic.
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because I invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could
express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho
HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.