Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Hr Pal Gamo Ki Yad M Jalti He Jindgi, Bas Mom Ki Tarah Se Jalti He Zindgi,
Kya Raz Y Ishq Hua H Jabse, Barbadiyo Ki Raah Pe Jalti He Zindgi.
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator
- Napoleon Bonaparte's 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine...
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.
Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt I believe is
that someone ignoring u when u
value them bigger than anything else!
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
Sis, thinking of you
with love on your birthday
and wishing you
everything that brings
today and always!
Happy Birthday Sister
I hope your day is special
just like you!
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.
i’m not denying anything to you..
its ur life,do whatever u want..
just that,don’t expect anything
from me after that
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-