Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

Luchey K0 Lafabgey Mein Achi Tarha Mix Karain 00r Us Mein Gazbey Zaiqa Bagarti Dalen
Dak00 K0 Barik Kat Kar Us Mein Achi Tarha Mila Lein Jub Us Mein Kameena Pan Zahir H0 T0 Hraami Masala Dalen Phir Zalaalat Ka Bhagar Dalen 00r Phir BIBI Ka Tarka Lagain
Jb Uski Rangat Kutt0n Jesi H0 T0 Smjh Jaen Key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida Appa Ka Zabardast T0tka.

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

Wafa Nhi Milti yahan wafa kar k
Humne dekha h Tazurba kar k
Zindgi to kabhi Nahi aayi
maut aayi b to zara zara kar k

Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

khwab plko se girkar juda ho gye,wqat meri tabhahi pr hasta rha.....
Mein ujalo ki nakam hasrat liye umer bhar mom bankar pinghalta rha......

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

In My Life..
I learned how 2 smile.
How 2 Laugh.
How 2 HardWork.
How 2 Love.
How 2 cry..
but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU…

Hum Jaise Barbad Dilo Ka Jeena kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hain Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaenge

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,

because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair

and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one

who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave

I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

If u miss an opportunity, do not cloud ur eyes vd tears!
Keep ur vision clear so dat u dont miss d next one! :

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”