Jab Niklta H Koi Dil me Bas Jane k Bad
Dard Kitna Hota H Bichd Jane K Bad
Jo Pas Hota H Uski Kadr Nhi Hoti
Kami Mehsus Hoti H Dur Jane K Bad

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

PATIENT: Doctor, You have got to help me. My wife thinks she is an elevator.DOCTOR: Bring her to see me. PATIENT: I can´t. She doesn´t stop at this floor!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!

Life is nothing without friendship.

All mornings are like Paintings:-
You need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who
Cares to color your day…GOOD MORNING…..Have a Nice Day..

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

uske hathon se mera, daman choot ta raha
sheesha nahi tha mera dil, phir bhi toot ta raha
mere darde dil par muskrane lage woh log
jinka hal ye dil, aksar poochta raha

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai
Chhalakta Hai Meri Bhi Aankhon Se Ansu
Jab Ap Ke Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai

t Still Seems Like Magic
Every Time I Remember
How Love Softly Touched Our Hearts
Bringing In Together
I Love You Happy Valentine’s Day

This, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!! !!
“Happy GANESH PUJA”

My Adorable Darling My princess Charming
I Think Of You Every Night, Every Morning
My heart is beating, coz luv is starting
Missing you all the time, be my valentine!...

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

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