Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
but
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.

Sunshine is delicious,
Rain is refreshing,
Wind braces us up,
Snow is exhilarating;
There is really no such thing as bad weather,
Only different kinds of good weather.
Have A Good Rainy Day.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
your eyes........

Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.

Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not

Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy

one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.

Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shama Ko Jala K Roye..
Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga K Roye
Raat Ki God Me Jab So Gyi Duniya Sari
Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Bana k Roye

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
BUT,
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!

Apna Keh Ke Jabse Tumne Loota He
Kya Me Bolu Ye Dil Kitna Tuta He
Tute Dil Ka Har Ye Tukda Kehta He
Pyaar MaT Karna Pyaar To Bas Ek Dhokha He

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

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