Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
A broken trust can be best described as a melted chocolate..
No matter what you do,
I t will never return to it's original form...!!
Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Dil gumsum, Zubaan Khamosh,
Aankhein aaj num kyon hai?
Jo kabhi apna hua hi nahin
Use aaj khone ka gum kyon hai
Kisi ne bura to kisi ne acha mana mujhe, jisme jitni insaniyat thi usne utna he apna mana mujhe, pyar to mujhe sbse hai par y kudrat ka khel hai ki sbne pyar k layak mana nahi mujhe
Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.
→ B – Be yourself
I – invite new challenges
R – Recall past achievements
T – Trust your judgments
H – Have faith in your abilities
D – Desire only the best
A – Affirm your strengths
Y – You’ve got what it takes………
After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back with your ex in a hurry. after all, there must have been a reason for your to have broken up in the first place.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
to one such person…
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
Rain is a wonderful opportunity
To thank God 4 all His blessings we receive
"WISH U HAPPY MÖÖNSÖÖN SEASON" <-:)
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
Happy Birthday to u!
Teri wafao mai sanam
Na watan ke rahe na saffer ke rahe
Bikhri lash ke itne tukde hue
Na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe.
2 b loved is da bst,
2 fall in love is a curse.
2 b alone is unbearable,
2 fnd ur true love is a dream,
2 b aprt frm ur love is painful,
2 lose da 1 u love is death.
I can tell you everything under the sun.
I can have the most awesome time with you,
even when we are just freaking out.
When I look back it makes me realize that,
you are the most amazing part of each
Every day of mine.
I love you.
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.