Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
PSYCHIATRIST: What's wrong with your brother? SISTER: He thinks he's a chicken. PSYCHIATRIST: How long has he been acting like a chicken? SISTER: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!
The righteous cry, and
the Lord hears, and
delivers them out of all their troubles.- PSLAM 34:17.
If we ask anything to
the god, he hears that
and does for us when
we believe god and
follow his ways.
Good decisions come from experience.
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.
*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!