Na Mita Saka Uski Yaadon Ko Dil Se,
Isiliye Aaj Khud Ko Mita Raha Hu,
Pyaar Karta Tha Mein Kitna Usse,
Aaj Usko Nahi Khudko Bata Raha Hu.
Badi Kosish k bad Usko Bhula Diya
Uski yad ko Sine se mita diya
1 Din fir uska SMS aaya Likha tha Bhul jao mujhe
Or Bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila dia
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN Reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
D 1ly things we never get enough is love
& D 1ly things we never give enough is love
Unke saath rehte hai par izhar kar nahi sakte,
Unse pyaar karte hai par keh nahi sakte,
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai mera,
Unhe chahkar bhi pa nahi sakte.
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
The minute I heard my 1st love story
I started looking 4 u,
not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They are in each other all along…
Happy Valentines Day!
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
Birthday girl, today's your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun--Here's hoping you get to do every one!
Happy, Happy Birthday!
Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi
Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me
Lahu se dhokar dekha to Aapki tasweer nazar aayi