Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!

I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.

Narrated Aisha:
Allah's Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments i ll treasure,
These u gave me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep your curiosity sharp
&
You’ll never become too old to
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~

Be prepared and some day your chance will come.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

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