The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.
Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...