We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

Let A Smile
Be Your
Umbrella,
And You’ll
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!!

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

A True Thought When you rise up, your friends know who you are. when you fall down, You know, Who your friends are. Happy Friendship Day !

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