A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Happy Father’s Day
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating
only one cute person in the whole world
is reading my SMS
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
May all the sweet magic
of Christmas conspire
to gladden your heart
& fill every desire.
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!
Tiredness draws across the mind making the body fade
flexibility and soon windows of soul begin to close and
enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
Valentines day quotes to Say 'I love You' to your sweetheart on Valentine's Day. Make your someone special feel more special with Valentine Quotes, happy valentines sms, valentines day messages.
Geele kagaj ki tarah he jindgi apni.
Koi jalata bh nahi koi bahata bh nahi.
Is kadar akele he raho me jindgi ki.
Koi satata bh nahi koi manata bh nahi
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
Kis kadar hm yaar manane nikle.
Unki cahat ke hm diwane nikle.
Jab apne dil ka haal batana caha to
unke honto se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle
What do the military do in a civil war ?
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
Faqat Reh Jatey Hain Mohabbat K Bharm,
Bhala Umar Bhar K Liye Bhi Koi Bana Hai Kisi ka..??
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams
PAtient: I've swallowed the film from my camera. DOCTOR: We'll just have to see what develops!