What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
& Our FriendshiP+.
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.
If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever
Compliment on your engagement/wedding!
Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever!
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
X'mas is love..X'mas is dedication..X'mas is happiness..Happy X'MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers..
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”
"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!