You are strong as Rum,
Fine as wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodaka,
Classic as whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Words by a lonely person:-

I strongly feel that,
I have enough hearts who care for me.
Many times my life prove's dat its just my imagination..

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning & say good morning to you..

PATIENT: Doc, doc, you have got to help me. I just can´t stop my hands shaking. DOC: Do you drink a lot? PATIENT: Not realy - I spill most of it!

ma heart is like an open book,
it depends on hw u read me.
Dnt judge me by my cover...
Luk in and discovr...
I will b ur nly true lover


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Apni taqdeer main tou kuch aisay silsallay likhay hain..
Kisi nay bhool kar Dost bana liyah
Tou koi Dost bana kar bhool gyah..

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

Bhul jana use jo tumhe BHULA de,
Mat dekhna use jo tumhe RULA de,
Par kabhi na hona door us SHAQS se,
Jo apni ankhein bhigo kar bhi tumhe HASA de,
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