No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Wishing u 1 month of ramzan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h,
Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h,
Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se,
Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
2 ekum 2
Zardari cheeni d0h
2 duni 4
Sub tmsey bezar
2 tiay 6
Shetan ke bachey
2 ch0ke 8
Sub kuch ker dia barbad
2 panjey 10
Ab tu karde bus
2 chikaiy 12
Ab tu mat aana dubara
2 satai 14
Mulk ka kr dya s0da
2 athey 16
Mulk ka bacha bacha b0la
2 nimai 18
Picha ch0r de hmara
2 dahaya 20
Ab tu chala ja khabees.
Dil K Dard Ko Chupana Kitna Muskil H,
Tut K Fir Murkurana Kitna Muskil H,
Door Tak Jab Chalo Kisi K Sath To Fir,
Tanha Laut K Aana Kitna Muskil Hai.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!!
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
As the autumn leaves begin to turn
Two lovers choose to say I do
A promise made and shared with you to love,
Love for me is you...
With every heartbeat I feel you more..
With every single breath I call out your name..
With every new day I grow old...
But love for you grows day by day..
you are in my thoughts all the time...
Would you be My Valentine!......heart touching valentine's day sms/messages for someone special.