This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
R u ready??
Here We Go....
How many Times Did u Press The Button
I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
A 5 year old boy asked his friend.
What is friendship?
He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate
every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
To my dad on his day,
Of whom I am a living will:
May your happiness fulfill
Your goodness, as is just and right.
Deeds are seeds upon the night
As wind and wonder have their way,
Delivering the destined light.
Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.
Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi
Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!
Definition of a friend:- My friend shud be My medicine wen i am in pain, My letter wen i am far, My smile wen i am sad, My hanky wen i cry, And my life wen i die. Happy Friendship Day !
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.
A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!
The Date Sheet is out. Please start the preparation in right time dear friends.
7th: Rose Day
8th: Propose Day
9th: Chocolate Day
10th: Teddy Day
11th: Promise Day
12th: Hug Day
13th: Kiss Day
14th Valentines' Day
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..