Jala di he aag mere seene me
ab buzane se kya fayda
Mar gaye hum tere pyar me
ab kabar ke paas rone se kya fayda
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
sealed with “DUA”
keep u safe & happy today & always.
ma heart is like an open book,
it depends on hw u read me.
Dnt judge me by my cover...
Luk in and discovr...
I will b ur nly true lover
Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!
Zmane Me Aise B Nadan Hote He
Apni Kasti Le Jate He Jaha Tufan Hote He
Q Basate Ho Unko Dil me
Jo Dil Ki Bsti Me Chand Dino K Mehman Hote He..
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
even if sun refused to shine
even if romance ran out of rhyme
u wud still have my heart untill the end of time
u r all, my love, my valentine....
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
Sirf pitch per khare hone se kam nhi banta hilna julna b parta hai? Veena malik ki misbah per saht tanqeed.
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.