If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Mat kar gila mere bahte ashko ka,
ish dil ko sabhi ne rulaya hai,
mat dhundh mere dil ki kitaab me khushiyo ka panna,
har panna apno ne jalaya hai........

Ban jau Agar Tum Sa Kesa Lagega
Her PAL Rahu Tumse Khafa Kesa Lagega
Khud Se B Zyada Ho Yaqin Tume Kisi Par
Agr Wahi De jaye Daga Kesa Lgega

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Thats life!

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

PSYCHIATRIST: What's wrong with your brother? SISTER: He thinks he's a chicken. PSYCHIATRIST: How long has he been acting like a chicken? SISTER: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs!

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.

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