Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
Happy Father’s Day
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
Therefore as surely
as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, because you have defiled my sanctuary with all your
vile images and detestable practices, I myself will withdraw my favour;
I will not look on you
with pity or spare you.- Ezekial 5:11
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.