When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
He told me i have lost my
It was a day when you were born.
In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you!!
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
I love photos.
Because the best thing about them is that.
They never change,
Even when the people in them Change.
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.