A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
I asked the god for an angle he gave the best lover in the world
Sun likes the Sunday
Moon likes the Monday
But I like one day
That’s your birthday
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
Gumnam Rehne ki Khwaish To Nahi
Par Anjan Rah Jana Koi Gunah To Nahi
Lutkar Bhi Muskura Raha Hoon
Lut Jane Ki Chah To Nahi
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Whose birthday is today?
It belongs to a special person Who is reading this message Sent with beautiful wishes from Someone who has been blessed By his friendship and good personality.
Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.
Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day.
Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day..
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
A sleeping LION is stronger than a barking DOG.
So a sleeping student is better than A barking position holder