Some people die. Others become a teacher...

When I sms you,
I can not see you.
But I know when you read my sms.
A sweet smile will come on your face.
Then I pray to GOD to bless your smile forever

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

See d Good In Everyone.
Be Blind 2 ThE Faults Of Others.
It Brings Peace In Ur Life.Things Dont Change,
U Change Ur Way Of Looking @ ThEm..!

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Open Your…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Wash Your
Pinky Shinky Face…
Because…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Good Morning

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
on the Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates

“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father”s Day!

Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.

Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

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