Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Happy Mother's Day, I love you i hope you have fun. i love you so much. you are the best.you are the music in me. thank-you for being there for me i love
you. happy mother's day mother. Did you know you are every thing to me, princess, king, mom, mother, brother, sister, you are every thing to me. I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER. I LOVE YOU.
I love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a great big kiss make your wishes come true with every kiss?
mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. (Dorothy Canfield Fisher)
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!