Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Mohabbat muqadar h koi khwab nhi
Ye Wo ada hai jisme sab kamyab nhi
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyo pe gin lo
Jo barbad hue unka hisaab nhi
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names...
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Allah's Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan
Iftaar se pehle,
Iftaar k baad
/( . )\
!!!! Control yaar control !!!
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
You Did It!
Way to go!
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
Here's wishing u lots of wonderful
moments of togetherness...
now & always.
I like to look in puddles
when I smile, they smile.
when I laugh, they laugh.
and when I cry,
they don’t mind getting wet.
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.
Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye