Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN Reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
When God solve your problem,
then you feel happy.
Bcoz you have faith in his abilities.
When God doesn’t solve your problem,
then you are getting worry.
But don’t worry,
Bcoz he has faith in your ability.
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
swEEEEEt. . . .
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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aaila ! Tum bhi
The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
Winning horse does not know,
why it wins the race.
It runs because of the beating and pain.
Life is a race, GOD is your rider.
If you are in pain,
then think GOD wants you to win.
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
they are the complaints of my customers.
CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go