Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
TEACHER – What are
the people of
PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are
Tell me What are people
of Germany called.?
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was Chance!
We became friends it was Destiny!
We are still friends it is Faith!
We will always be friends its a Promise!
Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
A fulfilling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Good Luck!
DOCTOR: Your cough sounds much better today. PATIENT: It should. I practiced all night!
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
Par bari mushkil se wade nibhaye jate hain,
Le jaati hai mohabbat un rahon par,
Jahan diye nahi, dil jalaye jaate hain!!
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
Jane Ka BAHANA Na Bana Dena Bas Jane Ki Ek WAJAH Bata Dena Khud Chale Jayenge Apki ZINDAGI Se Par Jahaa Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo JAGAH Bata Dena.
Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,
It happenz wen you start knowing each other,
& it turn ending up needing eachother,
for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. (Archibald Thompson)
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!