Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Q:Wat is luv?
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.
i'm here 4eva!
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(é I miss u Like Crazy
Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.