Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end….
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always beloved friend. Happy Friendship Day !
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
Kagaz par hamne zindgi likh di,
Aankhon se seench kar khushi likh di,
Dil ka dard jab bhi hum laaye lafzon pe,
Zamane ne kaha dost wah kya ghazal likh di
However you decide to spend
This very special day,
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS. Happy Friendship Day !
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!