If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
→ ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.

May U have all the joy ur heart can hold All the smiles a day can bring All the blessings a life can unfold May U have Gods best in everything HappY BirthdaY

MASTERPIECE

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

FORGET YOU

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U

I want to say a word to u !!
.
.
That starts with u
.
.
and ends on u
.
.
that truly defines u
.
.
that word is
.
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“ULLU” …..

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