You are equal to sixty james bond!
007 * 60 = 420
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
An honest smile from a smiling heart,
Crossing many kilometers,
has just reached to your INBOX,
Wishing you a very happy
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day.
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
Goodnight my dear
I'm glad I have u near
For the many things u've brought me
There's nothing I shall fear
Goodnight my dear
Let my songs wipe ur tears
We've certainly got each other
And we always shall through the years
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Girl: your bike..;-)
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !
“This is what the
Sovereign LORD says :
*See, I lay a stone in Zion,
a tested stone, a
for a sure foundation;
the one who trusts will never be dismayed*” (Isaiah 28:16)
Christ is the cornerstone…Have faith on him and
you will never be shaken.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!