Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.

CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.

CAN'T LET U GO

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!

Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

Mohabbat muqadar h koi khwab nhi
Ye Wo ada hai jisme sab kamyab nhi
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyo pe gin lo
Jo barbad hue unka hisaab nhi

Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi Hai Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain

A broken trust can be best described as a melted chocolate..
No matter what you do,
I t will never return to it's original form...!!

CHALO Aoo kainaat bant lete hen
TUM mere baqi sab tumhara...

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

love and colour just like a same things coz after some time it get fed nd atlast desappear........

roses are red violets are blue
i had a dream that never came true
i miss that dream i really do
but not half as mush as i miss you

Expression of the face
could be seen by everyone.
But the depression of heart
could be understood only by the best one.
Don’t lose them in Life.

Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?

A. ADIDAS

Come everyone let's give a cheer,
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite,
And are seldom cross and hardly fight.
To a couple who bring joy to all,
May you laugh and sing and have a ball.
May happiness surround you two,
That is what I wish for you

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