There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That
There's No Space For Tears Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Maa: Begairat kahan thi sari raat
Veena: Ashmit k sath
Maa: kar ai naa mun kala?
Veena: Phir kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hy naa.

Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .

PSYCHIATRIST: You've been here for an hr. And there's one thing I definitely want you to do before our next session. Give up smoking. PATIENT: Will that help me? DOC: No, me. You've already burnt 2 holes in my couch!

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

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A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?

a. iqbal singh.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

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