A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
A smile costs less than electricity,
But gives more light
Always smile & prove that U are the best bulb in Pakistan
Don’t Get Fused!
what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
"Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven"
I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!
I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
+ ‘__//\\__’ +* + ‘
*\\suba //*’ + *’
+/bakhair ‘+’* +”””\\//””’*’*’+ ”
Have a nice Morning with best wishes
Have a good day
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A sleeping lion