I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena
Mujhko...Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota......
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise
Har ek jazabat ko juba nahi milti,Har ek ansu ko dua nahi milti, Muskurate rahoge to duniya sath degi,Kyuki ansuo ko to ankhon me bhi panah nahi milti.
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..
ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
Kisi ko mohabat ki sachchai maar degi,
Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar degi,
Kar ke mohabat koi na bachega,
Jo bacha use tanhai maar degi
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has asilent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!