£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
I like to look in puddles
when I smile, they smile.
when I laugh, they laugh.
and when I cry,
they don’t mind getting wet.
Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
Your girlfriend is:
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
You Cannot Forget Me ..
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Dailly Jung Of 10-08-14
Taman Doston Se GuzarIzh Hai K Allah K Wasty
Zubeda Aapa Ka Mazaq Na Uraen
Woh Buzurg Khatoon Hai
ALLAH Mazaq Uraney Walo Ka Mazaq
Bana Deta Hai
xara Sochein Koi Iz Tarha Hamari Maa Kah Mazaq Uraye Toh
Allah Ap Ki Maa, Behno Ki Izzat Ki Hifazat
KaR (AMEEN) Khud Koh Bhi Rokein Or 2sro Koh Bhe Rokein
Plz Fwd 2 All
(Zubeda Aapa Kah Beta
Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
Loading the Babe meter…..
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.