Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back
Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!