I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!
Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..
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Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself
A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~