NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
DOCTOR: Did you know that there are 1,000 bones in your body? PATIENT: Shhh,doctor! There three dogs outside in the waiting room!
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
DEAR FRIENDS.In this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift ofchristmas joy peace and love..!! MERRY CHRISTMAS
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
Aankhe Ashk Nahi Samandar Hai Tumhari
Jinki Lahro Mein Hai Aahat Hmari
Ek Boond Bhi Na Girne Denge Zameen Pe
Yeh Ankhe Nahi Pyaas Hai Hmari
Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. (Jill Bennett)
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
to one such person…
(! ! oye hello
(!!>sun rhay ho k nhi?
krein gay kya? Zimedari ka ehsas hi nhi hae.
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !
Sun came out
with pipe of clay.
blew a bubble
stuck a rainbow
on one side.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!