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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always

As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life.

Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
its true..
Yet no one ever equals to you.

A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon
to protect you through the nite,
the wind to blow away your stress
and
the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain

Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.

umma Is A Wonderful DAY
“To Pray”
“To Love”
“To Care”
“To Smile”
“To Relax”
And
“To Thank ALLAH”
For All He Gives To Us
Jumma Mubarak.

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