There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin)

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

KISI ki Yad SATAYE to KYA karu kisi se MILNE ko DIL kare to KYA karu LOG kahate SAPANO me MULAKAT hoti he Lekin NIND hi na aye to KYA ka

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

kaha koi aisa mila jis par dil luta dete ....
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula dete,,
hum apna gum dil me dabaye phirte hai,,,
karte hai baya to mehfil ko rula dete hai...

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Ramadan Mubarak”

Hume apen pyar ka hisab nahi aata, Unka palatkar koi javab nahi aata, Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi, Aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata.

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD

GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!

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