Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!

PSYCHIATRIST to his receptionist: Ah....there goes the only woman I've ever loved. RECEPTIONIST: So, why don't you marry her? PSYCHIATRIST: Can't afford to. She's my best patient!

Fareb tha unki hasi mai, ashiq samj baithe
Maut ko hm apni zindgi samj baithe
Ye waqt ka majak tha ya hmari badnsibi
Unki do bato ko Mohabbat samaj baithe

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunq Na Samjhna;
Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dripping to the ground.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dropping all around.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drumming on the rafter.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drowning out our laughter.

I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

Ye jo meri ankhon se lali nahi jati
ke is dil se teri yaad nikali nahi jati
koi aaye aur sambhale isko
ham se to ye jageer sambhali nahi jati

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight

Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

Dard-e-dil mein gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab toh tanhai bhi aksar humse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse yaad karna,
Humari parchhayi bhi humse ruth kar chalti hai.

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.