Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
Jiske liye Moti hai hamare ek-ek aasu, badnaseebi meri wahe rulate hai hume sabse jada.
haqiqat kaho to unko khwab lagta hai.. shikayat karo to unko mazak lagta hai.. kitni shiddat se unhe yaad karte hai hum.. or ek wo hai jinhe ye sab ITTEFAK lagta hai.......
The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!
Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What it is?
(F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
Ajib tarah se socha tha zindgi k liye..
jina marna tha sirf usi k liye.
wo mujhko tanha chhod gye to
yaqeen aaya ki koi bhi nhi marta kisi k liye.
The Test Of Friendship Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There… Happy Friendship Day !
Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
My love for you is like water,
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Where are you?
Apne karam se wo mera muqaddar bana gaye,
katre ko pal me samundar bana gaye,
phulon se naram tha kabhi dil ye mera,
itna tadpaya ke usse pathar bana gaye..
If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.