I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Trusting in GOD
won’t make the mountain smaller,
but will make climbing easier.
Do not ask Him for a lighter load
but ask Him for a stronger back.

You’ve graduated…

Its’ time for you to:

- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow

And time for me to say…
Congrats!
Way to go and WOW!

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1

coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?

When you start your day.
Keep 3 words in your pocket
TRY – TRUE – TRUST
TRY- for better future
TRUE – with your work
TRUST – in Allah
then success will be at your feet!

If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

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