I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
i wish certain people wont tell me
that they love me..
wanna know why?
so that i wont waste my time
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!
Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
Q)what Do You Get If You Cross A Pychiatrist And A Patient???
a)two People Talking Shit!!!!!
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
If the universe did start wia a bang
wen God loved & da angels sang
1 of da sparks dat flew
chased time 2 become u
Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~
In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes