Ladki Agar Ro rahi hai To uske hazaro Karan Ho sakte hai
Lekin Agar Koi ladka Ro rha hai to Uska 1 hi karan hota hai
EK Ladki

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah

Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?

Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon

Matlab

Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon

Wo kaise
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baba g Brazier banata hon

Payar ka tofa diya tha jise wo hi dil ko jala gye.
Ankho me thi aanso kambakhat use v paani kah gye.
Na jaane kon si ghadhi me hui thi usse mulakat..
Bewajah khud to pareshan hue hi hame v pareshan kar gye..

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"

Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke

Sardar comes back to his car
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find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

cannot live without your love -
My life would not be the same;
For I would be incomplete,
Like a candle without a flame

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar e dost..
maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai...

Aankhon ka hai dhoka aisa tera pyaar..... tera emotional atyachaar.....

You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!

Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!

Imagin! A race between Love and Friendship. Who will win….? None of them. You know why….? Because Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices. Happy Friendship Day !

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