I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
jaane kya jamana humse chahta hai
har koi hume aazmana chahta hai
jane kya bat jhalkti ha humare chehre se
har koi hume hasa kar rulana chahta hai
DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
KHooN K SaGaR
UDHeLTa Hu Mai
DaRD oR TeeR
DiL PaR JHeLTa Hu Mai
TuM SaMJTe Ho
SHaYaRi LiKTa Hu Mai
Ye To ApNe
ZaKHMo Se KHeLTa Hu Mai
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil
Nurse to patient: Why did you run away from the operation? PATIENT: Because the OT sister said before the operation "What are you afraid of? It's only a routine appendix operation" NURSE: So what? PATIENT: She said it to the surgeon, not me!
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
" Fish said to water - u can't see my tears ,b'coz i m in u.
Water replied - but i feel ur tears b'coz u r in me."...
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
deepest love is biggest sorrow in dis world never love a person more dan Ur life it'll hurt u when u realize that ur love was not their life..
Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
B strong in your Relations.
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
Oops!?. Ouch I fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just to
Say sweet dreams to you