I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself. Happy Friendship Day !

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D

How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
keep smiling

I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
but
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

She give me her lucks,
Taught me to Talk,
Made me laugh,
Taught me to chill when Angry,
Gifted me Understanding,
Helped me Conquer My Fears,
Taught me the Differentiate Between Good 'n Bad,
Made me Confident...
PROUD to be Her SON..
Glad to have her as my mother..
LOVE you MOM..
Happy Mother's Day.. !

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!

Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,

So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!

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