whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

Hard-work is like stairs
and luck is like lift.
Sometimes lift may fail
but stairs will always take you to the top.
Have a successful life ..!

DESSERTS

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.
Stretch those Inzy Winny Bones,
Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell yourself today is a beautiful day,
Good Morning…

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !

Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship
because Friends Are Like Diamonds
When You Hit Them They Don’t Break
But May Slip Away From Your Life

Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

“Surely you know how
it has been from of old,
ever since man was
placed on the earth,
that the mirth of the
wicked is brief, the joy
of the godless lasts but
a moment.
- Job. 20:4,5.

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