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Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
God made woman beautiful and foolish;
that man might love her;
that she might love him.
one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
Do not rejoice over me,
O my enemy. Though
I fall I will rise; Though
I dwell in darkness,
the LORD is a light for me.- Mic. 7:8
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.
Dard hota hai mgur shikwa nhi krte,
kaun khta hum wafa nahi krte,
aakhir q nahi badalti taqdeer meri,
kya mere chahne wale mere liye dua nhi krte....
The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur
eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...love u mom