Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you
Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.
" Fish said to water - u can't see my tears ,b'coz i m in u.
Water replied - but i feel ur tears b'coz u r in me."...
A boy cried wen he had no shoes..
Suddenly he stopped crying wen he saw a man vdout legs..
Life is full of blessings!
Sometimes we dont understand it..
Gud mrng!! :-)
Suraj roshni le kar aayaa, Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa, Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa, Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!
Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!
Like a bright sunshine on a dreary day;
Like the assuring moonlight on a murky night;
Like a fresh blossom on a barren land;
You're the joy of my life.
I'll love you till eternity and beyond.
Happy Valentine's day!
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!