Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

DOCTOR: You should stop taking these sleeping pills before they become a habit. PATIENT: Nonsense! I have been taking them for fifteen years and they haven't become a habit yet!

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.

Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
Because
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
lovely day

Bujh gaye bhi to kya apne dil ke diya,
Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye,
Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare,
Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye...

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot

There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont
always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Wo hame bhul gaye to ye koi bari bat nhi...
Aaj wo waqt hai k logo ko Khuda bhi yaad nhi...

DIL mjhe uss ghali me le jaa kar
or bhi khaak me mila laya...

kisi tutay huae makan ki tarah ho gaya he yeh Dil,
koi rehta b nhi aur kambhkhat bikta bhi nhi...!!!

khwab plko se girkar juda ho gye,wqat meri tabhahi pr hasta rha.....
Mein ujalo ki nakam hasrat liye umer bhar mom bankar pinghalta rha......

Mulaqat bhi kabhi aasu de jati hai,
Nazre bhi kabhi dhoka de jati hai,
Guzre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
Tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai.

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