The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Who should be your best friend at school?
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
sum1 askd me r u getng tired of being hurt?
I rplyd, i stil handle it..
Dey asked til wen?
I smiled n said... Until sm1 get tired of
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.