If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Back door to a cafeteria…
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
GEOGRAPHY TEACHER -
If it were possible for me
to make a hole in India
right through the earth, were would it come out.? PAPPU – At the other end, Sir.
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.
Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!
What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
Don't take tension, u'll get ur destination.
Don't make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear.......
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
just a CARING heart with lovely saying
CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Come And Go,
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!