All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours
Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
I missed your birthday (it doesn't mean I don't care)
I feel rotten that I missed your birthday
Oops (I or we) Missed Your Birthday
Belated Birthday Greeting for Kids
Happy Belated Birthday
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
The clear blue sky,
The scent of flowers,
The colors of Rangoli,
And the sound of crackers.
The gifts and sweets from dear ones,
And the getting of their love,
The light of the candles below,
And the dazzling fireworks up above.