A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
How did you find the energy, Mom
To do all the things you did,
To be teacher, nurse and counselor
To me, when I was a kid.
How did you do it all, Mom,
Be a chauffeur, cook and friend,
Yet find time to be a playmate,
I just can't comprehend.
I see now it was love, Mom
That made you come whenever I'd call,
Your inexhaustible love, Mom
And I thank you for it all.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Friends are like sketch pens
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but you will need me some day
to complete your picture..!!
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Because He hath set
His love upon me,
therefore will I deliver Him:
I will set Him on high, because He hath known
my name.- Psalm 91:14.
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,
I love you so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.