How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Please break up with me on a rainy day,
and meet me under a tree.
So when it hurts and I can not breath,
you’ll hear the rain not me.

Har ek jazbat ko dua nahi milti,
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti,
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath,
kyuki aansu ko to ankho mein bhi panah nahi milti.

Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Dena,
Usse Pahle Mera Dil Ko Nikal Lena,
Mujhe Parwah Nahi Is Dil Ki Jal Jane Ki,
Mujhe Parwah Hai Is Dil Mein Rahne Wali Ki.!

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !


i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Fareb tha unki hasi mai, ashiq samj baithe
Maut ko hm apni zindgi samj baithe
Ye waqt ka majak tha ya hmari badnsibi
Unki do bato ko Mohabbat samaj baithe

Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Dailly Jung Of 10-08-14
Taman Doston Se GuzarIzh Hai K Allah K Wasty
Zubeda Aapa Ka Mazaq Na Uraen
Woh Buzurg Khatoon Hai
ALLAH Mazaq Uraney Walo Ka Mazaq
Bana Deta Hai
xara Sochein Koi Iz Tarha Hamari Maa Kah Mazaq Uraye Toh
Allah Ap Ki Maa, Behno Ki Izzat Ki Hifazat
KaR (AMEEN) Khud Koh Bhi Rokein Or 2sro Koh Bhe Rokein
Plz Fwd 2 All
(Zubeda Aapa Kah Beta
Hussain Tariq).

Agar Tmse Zeyada Taqaat Wala Shakhs
Tmhay MaRay Aor Tm Kuxh Nah Kar Sakou
Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanaat Day Kaar Bhaag Jaow
Zubaida Aapa Kay Intiqami Totkay.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

If u r askin if I Need u r the answer is 4Ever If U r askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never If u r askin what I value the Answer is u . if u r askin if I love U the answer is I do.