Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

May the Divine Light of Diwali
Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity,
Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)

As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

Night doesn’t become beautiful
with star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Good Night

NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

" Fish said to water - u can't see my tears ,b'coz i m in u.
Water replied - but i feel ur tears b'coz u r in me."...

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names...
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

If you learn to translate
every event of your life
into a positive way,
you will stop being a prisoner of your past
and
become designer of your future.

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