Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day
Khush nahi fir b sabko khush rkhte hai hm,
laparwah h fir b sbki parwah krte hai hm,
maloom h koi mol nhi hmara fir b
kuch anmol logo se rishta rkhte hai hm.
Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
Along With This
Wishing You A Very
Glorious Good Morning
Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you???
Think about it, have a great life…
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt,
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To,
To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo,
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya?
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
Gustakhi Ye H Hamari,
Hr Kisi Se Rishta Jod Lete Hain,
Log Kehte Hai Dil Patthar Ka Hai tera.
Lekin Kuch Log Aise Hain Jo Ise B Tod Dete hai.........
BadaL Gai Raah LeKin Hum KHOYE Nahi
Dard Tha DiL Me Par Hum ROYE Nahi
Koi Nahi HUMARA Jo PuchhLe Humse
Jaag Rahe Ho Ya Kisi Ke Lie SOYE Nahi....
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Koi kisi k dard me shamil nahi hai,
Har ada husn k kabil nahi hai,
Sab kuch luta kar samajh me aaya,
Yeh duniya pyar k kabil nahi hai.
Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
Zameen chupane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil chupane k liye badan hota hai,
Shayad marne k baad bi chupaye Jaate h gum,
Isliye hr laash k upar kafan hota hai.