WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !
A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!! Happy Friendship Day !
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
For the hand that rocks the cradle, is the hand that rules the world. (William Ross Wallace)
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
A blessed Christmas to you!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"