Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life

On this chill chill night,
in your dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

Just a line...2 keep in touch...
coz u r on my mind so very much...
& even though, I've nothing 2 say...
U'll know...I thought of u 2day..

This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Ban jau Agar Tum Sa Kesa Lagega
Her PAL Rahu Tumse Khafa Kesa Lagega
Khud Se B Zyada Ho Yaqin Tume Kisi Par
Agr Wahi De jaye Daga Kesa Lgega

Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Living in favourable and unfavourable situation,
is called part of living.
Smiling in all those situations,
is called Art of living.
So always be smiling.

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.