That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

A 100% successful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Faith makes all things possible.
Hope makes all things work.
Love makes all things beautiful.
May you have all the three
for today and everyday.
Good Morning.
Have a good day.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

ISLAM is the University
WORLD is the Class room
QURAN is the Syllabus
MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher
ALLAH is the Examiner
Try to pass the final Exam.
All The Best.

My eyes have grown
dim with grief; my whole frame is but a shadow.
Upright men are appalled
at this; the innocent
are aroused against
the ungodly.
Nevertheless, the
righteous will hold to
their ways,
and those with clean
hands will grow stronger.- Job. 17:7,9.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today

In life
Some know you..
Some remember you..
Some like you..
Some understand you..
Some care for you..
But..
A TRUE FRIEND does all above
&
always hopes the best for you.

If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.

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