Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

Ssshh….!
Dont afraid its me.
Just putting a blanket of love upon you.
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone.
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams.
Good Night

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
good luck

I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?

RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well

NEWSPAPER

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

Jeete The Kabhi Hum B Shan Se
Mahek Uthi Thi Fiza Kisi K Nam Se
Par Gujre Hai Hm Kuch Aise Mukam Se
K Nafrat Si Ho Gyi Hai Mohobat Ke Naam se.

The snow outside,light falling
of which you were so fond
swift on skis and snowboard
and skating on the pond.

This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday

Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai

Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

Luck is like sand in hands.
It’ll sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hand in the praying posture can save it!
Wish you good Luck.

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