Man goes to chemist: I want to buy poison. CHEMIST: I can´t sell you that. Man shows wife ´s photo. CHEMIST: Oh, sorry. I didn´t know you had a prescription!
Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
/)/) would like
=(';')= you me
If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Hide my tears when I say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I smile & seem carefree,
There’s no one who miss you more than me.
Good Night & Sweet Dream
If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself.
if i love some1 let them go...
if they return it was meant 2 b...
if they dont their love was never urs 2 begin wif
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!