HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
A friend can’t be considered a friend, Unless he is tested on three occasions: 1. In the time of need. 2. Behind your back. 3. After your death. Happy Friendship Day !
I heard some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U
I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.