Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!
£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Woh Nadiyan Nahi Aansu The Mere;
Jinpar Woh Kashti Chalate Rahe;
Manzil Mile Unhein Yeh Chahat Thi Meri;
Isliye Hum Aansu Bahate Rahe!
This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Agar aap tarhap tarhap kay marna chahthay hain thu shaadi karain
Zubaida aapa ka aazmuda totka
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
kaise kare hal e dil baya hum k har dard nasur ho gaya hai pas tha samandar dil k pas phir bhi ek musafir pyasa reh gaya hai..
On ur Engagement!
As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.
May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.
Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...
Tute Hue Glass Me Jaam Nhi Aata
Dil Tootta Hai To Aansu Bahar Nhi Aata
Dil Me Armaano Ko Rakh Liya Hai Maine
Ae Zaalim Kya Tujhe Mera Pyaar Kabhi Yaad Nhi Aata…
BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!