Ek din hamare aansoon hum se pooch baithe hame roj roj kyon
bulate
ho?......Hamne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho...

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

CHEMISTRY TEACHER -
What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU – It is probably
Stolen.!

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta,
Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta,
Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain,
Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta..

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

The growing trees, the new flowers
And birds that sweetly sing
Whisper to me that it’s Easter
Here is wishing warmth for your soul
On Easter and always!
Happy Easter

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

We All Have Our
Time Machines ...

Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...

Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...

Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?

A. ADIDAS

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

Our body is fully made of water
but whenever it hurts
blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood
but whenever it hurts,
water comes from our eyes.

I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.

Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

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