Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
First da engagement ring,
thn tha wedding ring,
thn the suffering
If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
The happiest of people don’t necessarily
have the best of everything.
They just make the most of everything,
that comes along their way.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK otherwise You'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didn't open the last page.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
Retail Price: Rs 30/-
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!