In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Agar sardion may nahathay waqt sardi zyaada lagay thu paani garam karkay naha lu inshallah sardi nahe lagegey
Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)
Happy Mother's Day, I love you i hope you have fun. i love you so much. you are the best.you are the music in me. thank-you for being there for me i love
you. happy mother's day mother. Did you know you are every thing to me, princess, king, mom, mother, brother, sister, you are every thing to me. I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER. I LOVE YOU.
I love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a great big kiss make your wishes come true with every kiss?
Night is not only for sleep,
It's to Forget today's Sorrow,
To dream today's Joyness & to receive Tomorrow's
Happenings. "Happy End of the day"
( ‘ o ‘ )
I Love You
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Humne manga tha saath unka magar wo gum de gaye jee lete yadon ke sahare tanha magar wo bhool jaane ki kasam de gaye.
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?