Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
kick them
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
&
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
**Good Morning**
to one such person…

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"



, -. .- , -. .- .
'. ...I...L ..U...'
" . " "" . "
I FEEL U THIS WAY
be my Valentine

WHY IS HE NOT MINE...

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

kitni buri lagti hai zindagi jab
hum tanha mehsus karte hain
marne k baad milti hai chaar kandhe
aur jeete jee hum ek ke liye taraste hain

Unke saath rehte hai par izhar kar nahi sakte,
Unse pyaar karte hai par keh nahi sakte,
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai mera,
Unhe chahkar bhi pa nahi sakte.

Tute Hue Glass Me Jaam Nhi Aata
Dil Tootta Hai To Aansu Bahar Nhi Aata
Dil Me Armaano Ko Rakh Liya Hai Maine
Ae Zaalim Kya Tujhe Mera Pyaar Kabhi Yaad Nhi Aata…

You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and
friend for me.

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me that day I'll always treasure. Happy Engagement

The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good Morning

jaane kya jamana humse chahta hai
har koi hume aazmana chahta hai
jane kya bat jhalkti ha humare chehre se
har koi hume hasa kar rulana chahta hai

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

Birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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