A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!
Remember u r d DJ of ur life!
Just spin it!
Enjoy it! ;-)
Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father”s Day!
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
R u ready??
Here We Go....
How many Times Did u Press The Button
Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!