Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
* HAPPY DIWALI *
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.
diwali is wonderfulday
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?
The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
I want to touch you all over again n again.
through my heart and feeling
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!