An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

Hi all,
Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital has saved another from suicide attempt ay pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer´s file and called him into his office. Doc: Mr James, your records and heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. Though I am sorry the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
James replied: Oh, he didn´t kill himself. I hung him up to dry!

Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
but
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!

Life is nothing without friendship.

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way Happy Birthday

Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !

God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Good morning

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

Close your eyes I have a gift for you
1
2
3
Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

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