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when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
Happy Mothers Day!!
In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!
When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!