TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
LOVE is not about whom you have known the longest.. OR Who came first…
OR Who cares the best…
It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.
It's your birthday, and you know what that means--
You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.........happy valentines day quotes
Hum bhi chahate jeena, hum bhi chahate the khush rahana ! Hame to unki bewafayi ne mara, warna hum bhi chahate the sath chalana.....
Between a thousand yesterdays
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one “TODAY”
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.
An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
I believe in the one whose spirit glorified a little town
and whose spirit still brings music to persons all over the world
in towns both large and small.
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Majburiyo Ko Hum ankho Me Chupa Lete H, Hum Kaha Rote H Halat Rula Dete H, Hum To Har Pal Yad Krte H apko,Aap Yad Na Karne Ka ILZAAM Laga Dete h
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Millions of sentences, Billions of words,
Zillions of characters,
All just to convey a simple feeling,
A feeling as old as humanity,
As faint as your smile,
And as beautiful as U.
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!
nazar jhuke to paimane bane dil toote to maikhane bane , kuch na kuch to jaroor hai aap main
yunhi nahe aapke dewaane bane
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..