Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
May tHe sUn sHiNe, aLL dAy lOnG
EvErYtHiNg gO rIgHt, & nOtHiNg WrOnG
May ThOsE U lOvE BrInG lOvE BaCk tO U
May aLL tHe wIsHes U wIsH CoMe TrUe
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
I Like 3 friends,
1st is sun,
2nd is moon,
3rd is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time…. really hot
A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!