You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
and
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!

I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

My Reality Check bounced.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

CHARACTER VS REPUTAION

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

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