Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, medidate …
Observe to do … Then
you will make your way prosperous, and you
will have good success.- Josh. 1:8.
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha
Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...
Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.
A matchstick glows for a few seconds,
A candle glows for a few hours,
A sun glows for a day..
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!
Happy Diwali to u & ur family!!