I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart

Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

You can?t have a better tomorrow if
you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
So, forget the past and concentrate on future.

You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Bar Bar Din Ye Aaye, Bar Bar Dil Ye Gaye, Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal Ye Meri Hai Aarzu, Happy Bday To U! Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day! May God Bless U! Wishing U A Very Happy Birthday!

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

1 X'Mas Tree 1 Lakh Candles 1 Crore Wishes 1 Million Stars & 1 Heartly Prayer 4U Wis U MERRY CHRIStMAS

When you feel GOD is
rubbing you against rocks.
Don’t think that you will
run down to dust.
It just that, He is polishing
A DIAMOND.
So Stay Precious

When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to

someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks

Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??

She give me her lucks,
Taught me to Talk,
Made me laugh,
Taught me to chill when Angry,
Gifted me Understanding,
Helped me Conquer My Fears,
Taught me the Differentiate Between Good 'n Bad,
Made me Confident...
PROUD to be Her SON..
Glad to have her as my mother..
LOVE you MOM..
Happy Mother's Day.. !

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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