Please have a coffee of warm SMS
with sugar of sweet wishes
prepared specially for you
at this cold morning from me.
Never mind if sugar is little,
Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
Each year your birthday reminds me That I really want to say I'm very glad I know you; I think of you each day. I hope you enjoy your birthday, All the pleasures it has in store, And because I appreciate you, I hope you have many more!
Itna He Samajh Paye Hain
Itne Aasu Baha Kar
Sirf Tune Diya Dhoka
Is Dil Ke Kareeb Aakar…
Master of puppets is pulling your strings,
Twisting your mind in Smas Hing your dreams.
Blinded by me, you can”t see a thing when i
count to 3 you shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
You can?t have a better tomorrow if
you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
So, forget the past and concentrate on future.
What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s what a friend is. Happy Friendship Day !
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
Konse 4 rose ap mujey dena pasand kareingay..
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
kisi ko pyar ki sachhayi mar dalegi, kisi ko dard ki gaharayi mar dalegi ! Bichhad ke koi jee nahi sakata, jo bach gaya use tanhayi mar dalegi..
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
save the world.
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
Ager apna pyar pana chaty h0 t0h apni tabyat
l0h 0r bayh0shi ke alam main apney ghar wal0 ke
ka he naam lyta rah0.
(Zubaida apa ke pyaar pa0 t0tkay)
A stronger and positive attitude
creates more miracles than any other thing.
Life is 10 % how you make it..
90 % How you take it..!