True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male

philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.

TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
my lecture.
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

→ Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

F.A.T.H.E.R.S.
“F” aithful.
“A” lways there.
“T” rustworthy.
“H” onoring.
“E” ver-loving.
“R” ighteous.
“S” upportive.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
Because.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
That’s Friendship.

Remember,
the greatest gift is not found
in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear
that comes out of your heart
and falls through your eyes.
Always remember a friend is here to share.

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