The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.

Somerset Maugham

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Thats life!

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

Staying far never breaks relation,

Staying near never builds relation,

Its a link between hearts,

Which never allows us to forget each other.!!

Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common

If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
keep smiling

A smile costs less than electricity,
But gives more light
Always smile & prove that U are the best bulb in Pakistan
Don’t Get Fused!