3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.
when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
when someone needs you
you always come back
It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me! Happy Friendship Day !
When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after Your Birthday has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.