True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
world is mine
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
Planets are yours.
You are mine
I am yours.
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"
Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at d end..
But it always happens in d most unexpected ways!!
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise