Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
kbhi ro kr muskuraye kbi muskura ke roe,
jb teri yad aai tujhe bhula ke roe,
ek tera hi nam tha jise hjaro bar likha
jitna likh kr khus hue usse jyada mita k roe
Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
Us ke chehre par is kadar noor tha,
Ke uski yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha,
Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte us ko faraz,
Pyar to hamne kia hai woh to bekasoor tha
3 Little Hearts
just 4 U
to remind U of
& Our FriendshiP+.
Haskar Dekha Rokar B Dekh Liya
Pakar Dekha Khokar B Dekh Liya
Pyar B Kiya Or Jaan B Liya
K Zindgi Wahi Ji Skta HE Jisne Akele Jina SiKh Liya
I want to touch you all over again n again.
through my heart and feeling
How do you differentiate the doctors? GENERAL PRACTITIONERS: Know nothing and do little. SURGEONS: Know little and do everything.
INTERNISTS: Know everything and do nothing. PATHOLOGISTS: Know everything and can do everything but its usually too late!
Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Have a nice dream.
If time doesn’t wait for you,
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u,
my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u
& my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Memories r treasured no 1 can steal.
Parting is heartache no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
kare to qayamat tak juda na kare
mana ki koi marta nahi judai me
par jee bhi to nahi pata tanhaai me .
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
BE HAPPY FOREVER
Happy Father's Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying 'Thank You'
It means saying 'I Love You'
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let's celebrate it together.
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…
Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil