What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

The rain may cover the sun but
we know that the sun never forgets to shine,
just like u, I may not often see u
But u always shine in my prays.

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Please be my
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

If u miss an opportunity, do not cloud ur eyes vd tears!
Keep ur vision clear so dat u dont miss d next one! :

Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!Happy Friendship Day !

Har roj unki yado me kho jate hai.
unki tasvir Aankho me lekhar sote hai.
bhig n jaye ye tasvir Aansuo se,
isliye ham Aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.

Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”

Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.
But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.

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