Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.
SirF Din Nai Ab RAT Se DaR Lagta He
Ghar H Kacha BARSAT Se Dar Lagta He
kisiNe TohFe Me KHUN k Ansu Diye
Ab Muje TohFo ki sougatSe Dar Lagta He
Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE�S DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up
Maine dil se kaha dhood lana khushi,
nasamajh laya gam to ye gam hi sahi....
Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Agar sar par baal na nikal rahian houn thu sir pe engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal kyun nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!
Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May
beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.
Dil ke dard ko chhupana kitna mushkil hai,
Tut ke fir muskurana kitna mushkil hai,
kisi ke saath dur tak jao fir dekho,
Akele laut ke aana kitna mushkil hai...
Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth