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When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes
Best of Luck

When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!

Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Love is born with
the pleasure of looking at each other,
Its fed with
the necessity of seeing each other,
its is concluded with
impossibility of seperation.

Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

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