Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!
If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
die on ur lips…..
Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!