U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
May the Divine Light of Diwali
Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity,
Happiness and Good Health.
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
/)/) I HAVE
()...() Mach me
(o o) that
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.