Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

A home run, a touchdown, a basket, a goal Here's hoping your day is out of control!

Happy Birthday!

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU – It is probably

khwab plko se girkar juda ho gye,wqat meri tabhahi pr hasta rha.....
Mein ujalo ki nakam hasrat liye umer bhar mom bankar pinghalta rha......

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

A morning is a wonderful blessing,
either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start
of what we call life.
Have a good morning.

Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .
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