O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
I-ideas of life
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!
Wife to Husband :
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Change is a Nature of life
but challenge is a aim of life.
so you have to challenge the changes
but not to change the challenges
Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.
Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Hard-work is like stairs
and luck is like lift.
Sometimes lift may fail
but stairs will always take you to the top.
Have a successful life ..!
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!