On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U!!
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
Tujhe Paane Ki Tamanna Me,
Baar-Baar Janam Lete Rahe
Tujhe Paana To Door Ki Baat,
Dekhne Ko Taraste Rahe.!!
Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.
Mujhe kis taraf jana hai koi khabar nahi,
Mere raste bhi kho gaye, meri mahobat ki tarah.
To a very special couple
Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
Aray bhool bhi jao
kis ne torra?
dhoond rhe ho kia dil ki kirchiyaan barson baad....
Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
Be kind to the father,
for when they were young,
Who loved these so fondly as he?
He caught the first accents that
fell from the tongue,
And joined in the innocent glee
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
What hurts the most?
saying something and wishing you had not
saying nothing ..and wishing you had
Question: What is an out-patient? Answer: A patient who has already passed out!
PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!
Nothing is predestination,
the obstacles of your past
can become the gateways
that leads to the new beginnings.
An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!
Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.