Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”

Aakhir Todna Pada Dil Hame Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hame Itni Mohabbat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaaro Unki kHuSHi K Liye Unhe Hi Chhod Na Pada Hume...........

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

Dear Cupid,
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!

Jindgi nahi rukti hei....kisi ka hone se ya na Hone se....Fir bhe Hum Jee nahi paate hei kisi Ek ke Bina.....

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

Apni to zindgi hi azeeb kahani h,
Jis cheez ko chaha wo hi begani h,
Hanste hai to sirf dosto ko hasane k liye
Varna in ankho me pani hi pani hai,

You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.

I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.

Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
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Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Jinki Tamanna Dilme Thi,
Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hai,
Fursat Nahi Unhein Humse Baat Karne Ki
Isliye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Se Rehte Hai..

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