A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
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A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I’ll kiss you and hug you ‘Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile ’cause I
love you On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.