A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..
Apni wafa ka itna dawa na kar e dost..
maine rooh ko jism se bewafai karte dekha hai...
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
Ab hame bhi aadat ho gayi hai tere bin jeene ki....!
teri nafrat ne aisa bana diya hai ki ab to dhadkan bhi chalti hai bina saans k.....!
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see,
Her facce who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneleness, & dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother. Love UR Mom First.
TUM,TUM or sirf TUM
LOkhatam hui meri daastan
If u miss an opportunity, do not cloud ur eyes vd tears!
Keep ur vision clear so dat u dont miss d next one! :
Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Dar tha tumhe kho denga isi liya tumhe pa na saka,
yaado ko tere magar dil se bula na saka,shikwa aaj bhee hai tere door jana ka,naam toh hoto pe thaa magar kabhi bula na saka...
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
Toota jo dil toh dukh hota hai, kar ke usko pyar dil ab bhi rota hai dard ka ehshas hota hai usi ko jo muhobbat paane ke baad khota hai
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.