HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other.

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

You have only two options in life.
1. ACCEPT
or
2. CHANGE
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.

Iftaar se pehle,
(‘.’)
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.

Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….;->

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!

A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Sometimes in life we have run so fast,
that we dont notice anyone running with us.
we notice them only when we fall.
& they stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIEND

Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man

This is my earnest prayer for you.
May the love of God be with you all day Through with his endless, Boundless grace.
May he richly Bless your life with much Happiness and success.
Happy Birthday!

Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.

I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.

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Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

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