Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

What is
M A T H S…..?
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.
.
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
“Moodoutday”
“Tearday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Fightday”
“Sufferday”
&
“Sadday”
So
Kindly sms Me Evryday.

Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin
Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin
Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala..
Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin

”G(‘.’)(‘.’)D”
”M(‘.’)RNING”

Have A nice Din
<¤¤¤ =^= ¤¤¤>
*~” Missing you “~*

May all the sweet magic
of Christmas conspire
to gladden your heart
& fill every desire.

Jiski Talash hai Usko pata bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat ko Usne samja hi nahi
Hum puchhte rahe ki Kya Tumhe Humse Pyaar hai
Aur Wo kehte rah ki Unhe pata hi nahi…

Rain drop falling from the sky
has nothing in mind except to hit the earth.
No matter how tough the drop is,
it still reaches its destiny

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

Two nice tips to stand strong in every condition-
"Never take help of Teers to show your Emotions"
&

"Never take help of Words to show your anger."

Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Welcome Ramadan

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

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