Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
One day Love and friendship met.
I already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
mujhko rula kar dil uska bhi roya hoga
chehra ansuon se usne bhi dhoya hoga
agar na kiya hasil kuch hamne pyar mein
kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya hoga
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
Thousands laid down there lives
So that our country breath this day.
Never forget there sacrifice.
Happy Independence day
Udasi per hi kayem hai nizam-e-zindagani bhi
bichar jata hai sahil se galey mil mil ke paani bhi....