DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship

Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.

The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

Leadership is not about the size of your office
or
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
&
your passion to get things done.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Aise Insan ko yaad mat karo jisne aapka Dil toda ho,
Lekin aise Insan ko yaad rakkho,
Jisne aapko tute hue Dil ke sath jina sikhaya ho.!

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
Happy Father’s Day

Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare

Bujh gaye bhi to kya apne dil ke diya,
Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye,
Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare,
Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye...

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

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