Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !
DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
PATIENT to dentist: OK doc, what do I need to get done? DENTIST: Well, your teeth are alright, but your gums will have to come out!
LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
A sweet way to propose sumone.
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
|||||||||”””””‘\/””””””|||| (GOOD ORNING )
Have A GooD DaY
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.