TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you
NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
Hard work is like a cup of milk
luck is just like a spoon of sugar
God always giv sugar 2 those who hav cup of milk!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
r u smiling now?
My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more!
Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.