A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
.
.
.
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE

Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I Can´t Even Smell My Own Name"

Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Hawhawhahwhahahhah.

May u have all da joy ur heart can hold. All the smiles a day can bring. All the blesings a life can unfold. May u have gods best in everything.
Happy Birthday.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

short sad msg collection of including love, hurt, pain, disloyalty.

The clear blue sky,
The scent of flowers,
The colors of Rangoli,
And the sound of crackers.
The gifts and sweets from dear ones,
And the getting of their love,
The light of the candles below,
And the dazzling fireworks up above.

May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

Koi Mila Hi Nahi Jis Ko Wafa Dete...!!
Har Ik Ne Dokha Diya Kis Kis Ko Saza Dete...!!

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

MERI Barbadi Pr Tu Koi Malal Na Karna
BhuL Jana Mera Khyal Na Karna Hum Teri Khusi K Liye
Kafan ODH Lenge Par Tu Meri Lash Se Koi Sawal Na KaRNA

Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Young man to doctor: There is nothing wrong with me. I just dropped by to tell you how much benefit I got from your treatments. DOCTOR: I've never seen you before. You are no patient of mine. MAN: I'm not, but my uncle was!

When I sms you,
I can not see you.
But I know when you read my sms.
A sweet smile will come on your face.
Then I pray to GOD to bless your smile forever

Blood.pk
Mehndi Designs