How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!
5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Some broken hearts, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay
Chahrey Ke Rangat Me Nikhar 00r Kel Mahas0n Sey Nijaat Me Ubtan Jesa Naqis Tareqa Tark Kren 00r Sasta 00r Nehayat M0assar Tariqa Apnaen Muhallay Ke Qarib Tar C0w Sey Mulaqat Karen 00r Unka Umda 00r Taza Khusb0dar G0bar Le K Chahre Pe Malyay Phr Daikhna Apka Yh Nikhar Dunya Daikhay Ge.
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay.
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.
Definition of a friend:- My friend shud be My medicine wen i am in pain, My letter wen i am far, My smile wen i am sad, My hanky wen i cry, And my life wen i die. Happy Friendship Day !
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Sapne saare tod kar baithe H
Dil ka armaan chhod kar baithe H
Na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
Abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar baithe H
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
My love for you is like water,
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Koi ilzam Laga K Saza Di Hoti Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di Hoti Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Q Tha Pehle Hi Meri Aukat Bata Di Hoti.
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..