Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
You were born in d zoo,
You were born in d zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like u!

Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.

Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!

You have only two options in life.
1. ACCEPT
or
2. CHANGE
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.

Good Morning
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
lips,
“love”in your “heart”
&
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day

Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

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