A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

YOUR FUTURE

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Kisine Pucha Cigrate Kya He? Ise Q Pite Ho? Kya Ye Pyas Bujati He? Palat Kar 1 Smokr Ne Kaha Dil Me 1 Tasvir He, Ye Dhire Dhire Use Jalati He.

Ye jo meri ankhon se lali nahi jati
ke is dil se teri yaad nikali nahi jati
koi aaye aur sambhale isko
ham se to ye jageer sambhali nahi jati

If sum1 cums in2 ur lyf n bcms a prt of u,bt 4 sum rison s/he couldnt stay,dnt cry 2 much..
Jus b glad tht ur paths crosd n sumhw s/he made u hapy evn 4 a wile.

We dream of having sum1 we really like,
bt life isnt like dat..
we dnt get evrythng we want bt the end..
we end up luving sum1 better dan we dream of..

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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always.

A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

Sirf aik hi shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbaad na kar...
Roz rotay hue ye kehti ha zindagi mujh se...!

Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

An unfit man went to see the doctor and was told to take up jogging. DOC: You should run atleast ten miles a day. Two weeks later the man rang up the doc to tell him that he was feeling much better. DOC: That is excellent but you´d better come and see me this afternoon so I can examine you properly. PATIENT: But that´s impossible. I am 150 miles away!

14 February 2014 is here, L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near, s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!

For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!

Good Morning
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
lips,
“love”in your “heart”
&
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day

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