No life ever grows great until
it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
I may not be with you,
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
Friends are like blood.
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
Q:Wat is luv?
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
I'm a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use cause when you feel cold i'll burn myself to warm you.
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.