Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
"Har ghari Intzar me Guzri,
har bahaar unki yaad me guzri,
Mein Ek Aisa Phul Hu Jise Rakh K Wo Bhul Gaye,
Tamam Umr hamari
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
Very Deep & Imotional Words-
"Kisi ko Na Paane se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti".
Kisi ko paa kar kho dene se kuch baaki bhi nahi rehta"..
What do the military do in a civil war ?
"Happy Mother's Day" means more Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me, 'n that I honor you.
But most of all,I guess it means That
I am thinking of Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure 'n with love.. !
Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement
Maine dil se kaha dhood lana khushi,
nasamajh laya gam to ye gam hi sahi....
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.
baal faila kar jab koi
mehbooba kabar par roti hai
tab mehsoos hota hai ke
mout kitni haseen hoti hai
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
PERFECTLY TRUE Half of sorrows v earn by expecting good things from wrong people.
& Other half of sorows we earn by finding wrong things in good people.
diwali is wonderfulday
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..