Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak ans mouth can”t speak so hope this night shall
be nice and sweet. Good Night.

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Treat life as sea, heart as d seashore & FRIENDS like d waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which 1 touches d seashore. Happy Friendship Day !

Heap on the wood!
the wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

koi chala gaya door toh kya krien?
koi mita gaya sab nishaa toh kya krien..?
yaad aati hai ab bhi unki hme had se jyada.
wo yaad na karien toh kaya karien?

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

love and colour just like a same things coz after some time it get fed nd atlast desappear........

Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.

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