Living in favourable and unfavourable situation,
is called part of living.
Smiling in all those situations,
is called Art of living.
So always be smiling.
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see,
Her facce who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneleness, & dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother. Love UR Mom First.
Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful
moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom
As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.
Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
Mobiles are irritating,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”
If you talk or say something
without thinking about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is real success of your life.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
Allah's Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
Some TIMES in LIFE, one FEELS that all doors are CLOSED…..
When that happens in your life, remember that WORDS that
NOT ALL CLOSED DOORS ARE LOCKED…..
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”