Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..
We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage.
I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Tum se na kat sakaega andheron ka ye safar.
Ab shaam ho rahi hai mera saath chhor do.
Apni To Zindgi Hi Ajeeb Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Vo Begani Hai
Haste Hain To Sirf Duniya K Liye
Varna In Aankhon Me Pani Hi Pani Hai
“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
ten anything in World..
No One knows its value
until they hve it in their own eyes
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....