Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain
Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"
Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!
Dailly Jung Of 10-08-14
Taman Doston Se GuzarIzh Hai K Allah K Wasty
Zubeda Aapa Ka Mazaq Na Uraen
Woh Buzurg Khatoon Hai
ALLAH Mazaq Uraney Walo Ka Mazaq
Bana Deta Hai
xara Sochein Koi Iz Tarha Hamari Maa Kah Mazaq Uraye Toh
Allah Ap Ki Maa, Behno Ki Izzat Ki Hifazat
KaR (AMEEN) Khud Koh Bhi Rokein Or 2sro Koh Bhe Rokein
Plz Fwd 2 All
(Zubeda Aapa Kah Beta
I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!
Vn I need friend, U R here wid me.
Vn I need help, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who care, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who luv, U R here wid me.
Vn I need sm1 who spcl, U also R here wid me.
I miss U so much.
Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai
Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai
Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole
Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…
Aaj bheegi hai palke kisi ki yaad mein,
Aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap mein,
Os ki boondein aise bhikhri hain zameen par,
Maano Chand bhi roya ho kisi ki yaad mein.
I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
You did it!
I wanted 2 send U all my love but d postman said
he also having a date with his girlfriend.
So I m sending u Message by mobile.
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Hum Jaise Barbad Dilo Ka Jeena kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hain Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaenge