Can u do something for me?
go to the window….look to the sky
can u see the stars?
can u count them ?
this is how much i miss u and even more !!!
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Happy Father’s Day
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
When God solve your problem,
then you feel happy.
Bcoz you have faith in his abilities.
When God doesn’t solve your problem,
then you are getting worry.
But don’t worry,
Bcoz he has faith in your ability.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.