Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.
Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn,glory of spring,
May beauty of every season,
give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.
Good luck & God bless you.
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
May this Diwali Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
everything bright & beautifulfil and fill your days
with pleasant surprises and moments.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
Night doesn’t become beautiful
with star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Rain is a wonderful opportunity
To thank God 4 all His blessings we receive
"WISH U HAPPY MÖÖNSÖÖN SEASON" <-:)
Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.
Is that love I see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who miss you more than me!!
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?