PATIENT: Doc, are you sure I am suffering from pneumonia? I´ve heard once about a doc treating someone for pneumonia and he finally dying of typhus. DOCTOR: Don´t worry, it won´ happen with me. If I treat someone for pneumonia, he will die of of pneumonia!
Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
You were born in d zoo,
You were born in d zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like u!
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”
A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
both r in my favor,
If u miss me
I’ll always b in ur heart,
If u hate me
I’ll always b in ur mind
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strength full hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love.
Alway Makes you winner
Look outside Its so pleasant,
Sun smiling for u,
Trees dancing for u,
Birds singing for u,
Because I requested them All to wish u "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u