To the man who pleased Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner
He gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over
to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.- Ecc. 2:26.
in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye,
Koi Dukho Ki Panah Me Roye,
Ajib Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka,
Koi Wafa Ke Liye Roye,Aur Koi Wafa Kar Ke Roye!
Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
All people have fears,
but the brave one’s put down their fears and go forward,
sometimes to death, but always to victory.
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.