Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
We'll have to gather all our faith
and be of one accord
knowing u are safe with Him,
spending Christmas with our Lord...
Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person
Goes Too Far Frm Us,
We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:
"U Made Me Alone.."
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
The greatest challenge
in our life is to find someone who knows
all our flaws and
drawbacks yet still
willingly embraces us
with so much love
That is JESUS. Love Him.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!