Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

CHEMISTRY TEACHER -
What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU – It is probably
Stolen.!

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.

Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my love.

Her Pal Gamo Ki Yaad Me Jalti Hai Zindgi. Bas Mom Ki Tarah Pighalti Hai Zindgi. Kya Raaz Hai Ye Isqh Hua Hai Jab Se, Barbadiyo Ki Raah Pe Bas Chalti Hai Zindgi.

Valentine’s Day Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)

CONGRATULATIONS
SINGLE MEN,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

Gehri thi Raat Lekin Hm Khoye Nhi..
Drd Baut Ta Dil Me, Pr Hm Roye Nhi..
Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puche Hmse..
Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Lye Soe nahi..

Socha aap say baaat karoon,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day!

My wishes are silent but true,

Every where they will follow you,

Luck is urs, wishes are mine,

I wish ur present and future will always shine.

***Happy Birhday***

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.

Kis Kis ko sunaun...Apne Gam Ka Tarana..
Pathar Ke Dil Walon.. Mera Dard Nahi Jana

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Quaid-e-Aazam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Madr-e-Millat
Liyaquat Ali
Shaheed-e-Millat
0r
Zardari
Petr0l Ki Qillat
Gass ki Qillat
Bijli ki Qillat
Zillat he Zillat.

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

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