Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
Some TIMES in LIFE, one FEELS that all doors are CLOSED…..
When that happens in your life, remember that WORDS that
NOT ALL CLOSED DOORS ARE LOCKED…..
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
enjoy the colours of life
Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.
there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
“YA ALLAH mere wo Gunah maaf farma
jo meri duaon ko Qabool nhi hony dety.”
Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!
The four stages of getting sick: Ill, pill, bill, will!
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
→ Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.