Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

A home run, a touchdown, a basket, a goal Here's hoping your day is out of control!

Happy Birthday!

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.

Sirf yaadon ka ek silsila reh gaya,khuda jaane UN se humara kya rishta reh gaya..
Ek chand chhup gya jaane kahan,ek sitara usay dhoondta reh gya

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Pyaar Karne Ka Hunnar Hame Nahi Aata;
Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye;
Hamari Zindagi Se Unhe Buhut Pyaar Tha;
Shayad Isiliye Woh Hame Zinda Hi Maar Gaye!

If time doesn’t wait for you,
don’t worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

Halaat Se Pyar ki Saza mil Gayi
dekthe hi dekthe zindagi Badal Gayi
pyasi nigahe liye Khade the hum unke intezar mein
unhone hame dekha aur unki rahe badal gayi

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

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