Rhyme
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!

I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling

Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u've traveled
It's time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.

Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART

BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

what ever a mind of a man
can conceive and believe
is achievable

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.
When drinking meant applie juice.
When Mom was the only Hero.
When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.
When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.
When the only things broken were toys.
and
When good bye meant Tommorrow.

Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block

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