Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Chal diye woh hamko bhulakar.
Bhari mehfil me hamko rulakar.
Ab to aur nikhar gaye hai woh.
Kajal jo lagaya hai mere dil ko jalakar.."
Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
love is Divine
Be My Valentine
I will be yours for life time
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.
FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,
Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!
The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Goodnight my dear
I'm glad I have u near
For the many things u've brought me
There's nothing I shall fear
Goodnight my dear
Let my songs wipe ur tears
We've certainly got each other
And we always shall through the years