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v alentine’s Day :-*
Geele kagaj ki tarah he jindgi apni.
Koi jalata bh nahi koi bahata bh nahi.
Is kadar akele he raho me jindgi ki.
Koi satata bh nahi koi manata bh nahi
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!
Gum is kadar mila ki gabhra ke pi gaye,
Khushi thodi si milli to mila ke pi gaye,
YUn to na thi janam se pine ki aadat,
Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras Kha ke pee gaye.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls
Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.
Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
B strong in your Relations.
Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka. Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka. Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan. Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka
farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag