Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments for life
I wish today all the good
Way to make your day joyful
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
I”d go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers” Day, darling husband.
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.
Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)