Laugh like you have never cried,
Play like you have never lost,
Love like you have never been hurt,
Live like there is no tomorrow…!
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….
but do u know what is LOVE?
So don’t LOVE..
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out
Khamosh palko se beh kar jab ansu aate hai,
aap kya jane hume kitne yaad aate hai,
aaj abhi us mod pe khade hai,
jaha aapne kaha tha thehro hum abhi aate hai.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Faqat Reh Jatey Hain Mohabbat K Bharm,
Bhala Umar Bhar K Liye Bhi Koi Bana Hai Kisi ka..??
Strong and true relationship is not about Whom you have known the longest..! who came 1st or who cares the best..! It’s all about who came and never left…! Happy Friendship Day !
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
A friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased
to believe in yourself.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
uske hathon se mera, daman choot ta raha
sheesha nahi tha mera dil, phir bhi toot ta raha
mere darde dil par muskrane lage woh log
jinka hal ye dil, aksar poochta raha
D 1ly things we never get enough is love
& D 1ly things we never give enough is love
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!