A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

Unke Liye Ajnabi Hum Ho Gaye...
Mohabbat Ke Kuch Sil-sile Kam Ho Gaye...
Ab Khushiyon Se Zyada Gam Hain Zindagi Main..
Kya Pata Be-wafa Waqt Huwa Ya Bad-naseeb Hum Ho Gaye..

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.

RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
School Prayer.?
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!

Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!

Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.

"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
lakin
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
aur
.
.
.
.
.
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo

Appa is back

“He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, That brings forth
its fruit in its season…”
Psalm 1 : 3.
The Word of God is the source of all blessings in our life.
When we mediate the
Word of God and treasure them and follow them,
they will lead us through
the path where we can inherit the blessing.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

Blood.pk
Mehndi Designs