wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela
When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
Covers you with gentle
You walk wrapped in
Protected & peaceful forever
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments for life
I wish today all the good
Way to make your day joyful
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”
Millions Of Greetings!
Thousands Of Colours!
Hundreds of Wishes!
Kg's Of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Throughout ur Life!
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.