Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
I asked the god for an angle he gave the best lover in the world
I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Itni Si Baat Pay Dil Ki Darhkan Hi Ruk Gai
Ik Pul Jo Tasawur Kia Us K Baghair Jeenay Ka
Meray KaReeb Toh Aao Ki Bahut Udaax Houn Mai
Koi Kahani Sunao Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai
KIzi Bhi Jhoote Dilaase Se Dil Ko Behlao To Sahi
Bus Aaj Toot Ke Chaho Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai.
No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata,
Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata,
Kyu mere masuka bichad gayi humse,
Shayad hame hi saath nibana nahi aata!
A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !
LARKAY or LARKIYO VALENTINE DAY ko mat MANANA plxx plzz plxx
I m SINGLE
akelay akelay mazay lOOtogay haan???
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
U will alwayz b mine 4 now & 4ever.U will always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U will alwayz b mine plz tellme its true.Please be mine 4frever ill always love u!
Mere sabrr ki inteha kya poochhte ho,
Woh mujh se lipat kar roye bhi to kisi aur ke liye.
Staying far never breaks relation,
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!