Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Ek dost ne kaha: kya chahiye? 2 dost: teri jaan. Agle hi din uski dethbody ke pass ek letter mila jisme likha tha. "pagal jaan bhi koi magne ki chij thi.
Aansoo Ko Aankho Ki Dahlij Par Laya Na Karo
Apne Dil Ki Halat Kisi Ko Bataya Na Karo
Log Mutthi me Namak Liye Ghumte Hai
Apne Jakham Kisi Ko Dikhaya Na Karo.
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
ZARDARI Murgiy0n Sey B0la:
Agar Tm Sub Ne Kal 22 Anday Na Diye T0 Sub K0 Swat K 0perati0n Ke Tarha ARMY Sey Halaal Karwa D00nga
Subah Us Ne Dekha Sub Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Eik K Nechay Sey Usay 1 Anda Mila
Tm Ne Eik Anda Q Diya
T0 Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Sey Diya Hay
Waise Me MURGA H0n
Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
Kyun dil k kareeb aa jata hai koi,
Kyun PYAR ka ehsas kara jata hai koi,
Jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko us ki,
Kyun phir dour chala jata hai koi....?
There are a million stars
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!
Taqdeer Bananewale Tune Bhi Had Kardi,
Taqeer Me Kisi Or Ka Naam Likha,
Dil Me Chahat Kisi Or Ki Bhardi...
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!