A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!

Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

Teacher : Who is on the line ?

Boy : This is my father speaking..

Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
and
I’ll shout: have a great night

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Man goes to chemist: I want to buy poison. CHEMIST: I can´t sell you that. Man shows wife ´s photo. CHEMIST: Oh, sorry. I didn´t know you had a prescription!

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. (Jill Bennett)

The person who loves you, will fight with you more… But If you drop a tear, He will fight the world, to stop your tears. So Never losing the person who loves you. Happy Friendship Day !

Tum jaante ho mere dil ki bat ?
chalo choro jante hote to mere hote..

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