Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…

Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!

A home run, a touchdown, a basket, a goal Here's hoping your day is out of control!

Happy Birthday!

Nigahon Pe Nigahon Ke Pehre Hote Hain;
Nigahon Ke Ghav Bhi Gehre Hote Hain;
Na Jaane Kyun Koste Hain Log Badsurton Ko;
Barbaad Karne Wale To Khoobsurat Chehre Hi Hote Hain!....

A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

even if sun refused to shine
even if romance ran out of rhyme
u wud still have my heart untill the end of time
u r all, my love, my valentine....

It’s the “Festival of Lights” today,
It’s again the day of Diwali,
It’s time to dress up folks,
It’s time to adorn the thali.

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!

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This is my style for giving Eidi

M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.


Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"
A word that means the world to me.

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