When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakhm De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeene Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakho Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Tha Hum Ne
Jo Kanto Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
A good heart and a good nature are two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature
can win many good hearts.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own… That’s Friendship… That’s Love… Happy Friendship Day !
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Mohobat ko had se guzar to jane do
wo samne aayege hame biqhar to jane do
abhi jinda ho me aesas nahi unko
ro-roke pukarege hame mar to jane do.
ulfat na sahi nafrat hi sahi
hum ye bhi gawara kar lenge
ik yaad kisi ki dil me liye
jeene ka sahara kar lenge
Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.
Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.
A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Miss You My Valentine....