What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
i love her
she love me
she love some1 eles
some1 eles love her
i love her
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
It is a
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,