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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Im dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card I write,
May ur dayz b bright,
and May all ur christmases b white.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.
Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Look not mournfully into the past,
it can not come back again.
Wisely improve the present, it is thine.
Go forth to meet the shadowy future
without fear and with a manly heart.
Life has no rewinds no forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story of tomorrow!
“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.
Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.
There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.