A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
Karo,
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka
Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke H
Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi H
Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke H

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear

The greatest challenge
in our life is to find someone who knows
all our flaws and
drawbacks yet still
willingly embraces us
with so much love
and affection.
That is JESUS. Love Him.

Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.

Unke Liye Ajnabi Hum Ho Gaye...
Mohabbat Ke Kuch Sil-sile Kam Ho Gaye...
Ab Khushiyon Se Zyada Gam Hain Zindagi Main..
Kya Pata Be-wafa Waqt Huwa Ya Bad-naseeb Hum Ho Gaye..

1 HEARTBEAT

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

D worst pain in lyf is wen u c ur lyf being spoiled by d 1 u Trust most & u cnt do anythng except standing quite & askng urslf
Is it d gift of Trustng??

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…

When i wake in the morning,
I don’t have to wonder who,
Because my first thoughts are of you.
In the stillness of the dawn,
In the fury of the storm,
I dream of you my queen,
Of things unseen,
Just you and me togrther,
I’ll love you,
Always and forever.

I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

Please be my
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!

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