Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!
Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
Santa: The taste.
They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Every moment of yr life is a pic which u had never seen b4 &
which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautiful.
Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekrar,
Bhar Deta Hai Pathar K Dil Mein Pyaar,
Har 1 Ko Nahi Milti Zindagi Ki Ye Bahar,
Kyunki Ishq Ka Dusra Naam Hai Intezar…
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Tere pyar ki hume jarurat bahut thi,
par tujhe pane ki kimat bahut thi,
aakhiri sans tak tera intazar kiya tha
humne par tujhe wada karke bhul jane ki aadat bahut thi
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban