Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS REXURECTION.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab Zindagi ho par Pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par Khwab na hoo,
aur Jab koi apna ho par Sath na hoo.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!
Jaane Kyu Khuda Ne Chahat Banayi
Is Chote Se Dil Mein Ek Tasvir Basayi
Pa Lena Chata Tha Mai Hr Khushiya Jamane Ki
Mjhe Kya Pta Tha K Upar Wale Ne Meri Hi Kismat Mai Likhi Thi Tanhai..
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
A LOVING HEART
Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock
Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Khushi K Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na
Ye Zindagi Na jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Ye Pyari c Relationsip Kabi Tutne Na Dena.
Baba: Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Larka: G Bhalai ka kaam karta hoon
Girey howon ko uthata hon aur bichre howon ko milata hon
baba g Brazier banata hon