One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
I Will REMEMBER Him
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
To LIVE With Broken Heart
LOVE YOU SWT HEART
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
Love is like missed call. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like sms Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its up to u 2 keep & value a friend! Happy Friendship Day !
February is the month of:
Kisses and Surprises;
Proposals and Dates;
Chocolates and Flowers;
And Hugs and Love;
May you have a life full of love in the Valentine month!
sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life .
No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.
Heap on the wood!
the wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Be my love on Valentine's Day! Steal your girlfriend's heart with this cool, cute, sweet msgs.
Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.
Close your eyes I have a gift for you
Oh you didn’t close your eyes!!!!!