Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.
When drinking meant applie juice.
When Mom was the only Hero.
When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.
When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.
When the only things broken were toys.
When good bye meant Tommorrow.
Goodnight my dear
I'm glad I have u near
For the many things u've brought me
There's nothing I shall fear
Goodnight my dear
Let my songs wipe ur tears
We've certainly got each other
And we always shall through the years
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
If your friendship be money, I’ll be richest man.
If your friendship be pounds, I’ll be heaviest man.
If your friendship be love, I’ll be luckiest man.
But your friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man.
( ‘ o ‘ )
I Love You
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
who has poured upon us the new light of ur Incarnate Word
grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts
may shine forth in our lives
through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke