An icing can make a cake so sweet, A string can make a balloon so high, A matches can make a candle so bright, i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart!
DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

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