May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.
I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time.
But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.
kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo
Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
Yet no one ever equals to you.
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.
Valentine's day is only a few days away.
So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
Happy Valentine's day!
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
14 February 2014 is here, L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near, s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Me Ney Kaha M0hbat
Me Kuch B Ker Sakta H0
Usny Kaha 1 Anday K 2 Amlet
T0 Bana Ker Dikha0
Hat Ja Yar
Aapa K Ps Ja Raha H0n.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
BE HAPPY FOREVER
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Lady to DOC: My son is wetting his bed. DOC: Don't worry, its a minor problem. LADY: I know but his wife doesn't think so!
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi