Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
A man walked into a cardiologist's office and said: Can you help me? I think I'm a moth. DOCTOR:You don't need a cardiologist, you need a psychiatrist. MAN: Yes, I know. DOCTOR: Then why did you come here? MAN: Well, the light was on.....!
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!
Look not mournfully into the past,
it can not come back again.
Wisely improve the present, it is thine.
Go forth to meet the shadowy future
without fear and with a manly heart.
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !
Only the open heart receives
Only the open mind receives
Only the open hand receives
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Its Ur Day ;->
I can say only one thing to my Mom ... She Gave me and my child a second chance in life. I love her so much it hurts... I wish she is a part of my life for
ever, I love u ma, Happy Mothers Day
Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
Large crowe was surrounding a car accident. On hearing about this, a doc arrived and tried to reach the spot but was each time he was pushed back. Finally he shouted: Let me go, the victim is my father. The crowd paved the way for him and then he saw a dead donkey lying in front of the car!
May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT…Value them… Happy Friendship Day !
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
hey baby-girl how are you doing? i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking, i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour, but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else, there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set. all the best babes and have a nice ending friday......love you!!!!
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job