Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Pressure On Brain Iz Inversely Proportional
To The Number Of Dayx Left 4r EXAMZ
Keeping The Syllabus Conxtant
Zubaida Aapa’s 1st Law Of Tenxion.

Sirf pitch per khare hone se kam nhi banta hilna julna b parta hai? Veena malik ki misbah per saht tanqeed.

Khushi Ko Dhundhne Nikale Gham Hi Mili Humen
Yeh Gham Bhi Zindagi Ka Hisaa Ban Chuki Hai
Mere Zindagi Mein Kitne Zakhm Mile Na Jaana Humne
Ab Iss Dard Ke Saath "Sanjai " Jeena Hi Zindagi Ka Kisaa Ban Chuki Hai..

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!

Dard k badle har khushi LE LO
Aansu k badle humari hasi LE LO
Humse dekha na jayega kabhi apka utra hua chehrA
Agar kaam aa sake toh humari zindagi bhi LE LO

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each others minor failings.

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???

Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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