I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

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( \\ ) one for the friendship
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( \\ ) One for the money.
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( \\ ) One for the happiness
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( \\ ) One for the popularity
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Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .

mujhko rula kar dil uska bhi roya hoga
chehra ansuon se usne bhi dhoya hoga
agar na kiya hasil kuch hamne pyar mein
kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya hoga

Rastaa Maalum Nahi Phir Bhee Chale Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaam Khali Hain Phir Bhee Piye Jaa Rahaa Hun
Jaan Kar Bhee, Ke Mohabbat Mere Naseeb Mein Nahi
Ek Khwaab Ke Sahaare Jiye Jaa Rahaa Hun.

Na koi hamdard tha, na koi dard tha
phir ek HAMDARD mila
phir hazaaron DARD mile

DOCTOR: How is your husband's lumbago? WIFE: Not too good. I rubbed his back with whisky like you told me to and he broke his neck trying to lick it off!

If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak…

Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!

3 m00li ke parathe 2 g0bi ke parathe 1 plate
mash ki dal 0r 1 pyala 0bly chane 1 sath khaen
0R apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA
AAPA k C.N.G T0tky.

Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat…
so don’t neglect friends.

Always try to be a first place Winner,
coz the second place winner is the first Loser.

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionaly attached with someone,
You never know when u havE to walk alone…

Apno ki chahat se bada koi dhoka na tha,Sahil pr dubne ka bhrosa na tha.
Kanto ne zkhm dia hota to koi shikwa na hota,Phool bhi zkhmi kr denge kbhi socha na tha


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!