Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return

You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and
friend for me.

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.

Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!

khmoash fiza thi koi saya bhi na tha,
is shaher mai koi aaya bhi na tha,
kis jurm me chini gayi hasi meri,
hamne to kisi ka dil dukhyabhi na tha.

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

khwab plko se girkar juda ho gye,wqat meri tabhahi pr hasta rha.....
Mein ujalo ki nakam hasrat liye umer bhar mom bankar pinghalta rha......

Life is a rope
that swings us through hope
Always believe today is better than yestrday
&
tomorow will be much better than today.

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

All I Wanted Ws Someone 2 Care 4 Me
All I Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B There 4 Me
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B True
All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone like U

Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master But
Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes You A Legend
Strive for Excellence Be a Legend

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Pressure On Brain Iz Inversely Proportional
To The Number Of Dayx Left 4r EXAMZ
Keeping The Syllabus Conxtant
Zubaida Aapa’s 1st Law Of Tenxion.

How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes? Pull down their genes!

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