The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

kya kaha qasid tu ne ..???
mera zikar, unki aankhen or Aansoo
NAmumkin....!!

AB to shyed he koi mohbbat kre mj se
Meri aankhon me tum saaf nzar aate ho

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

Unki Arzu Meri Zindgi Ka Wo Khwab H.
Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta B Kharab H.
Hasi Se Mere Dard Ka Andaza N Lgana.
Dil Ka Hr Pnna Dard Ki Kitab H.

introduction is possible anytime,
love is possible sometime,
marriage is possible on time,
but friendship btn u & m is possible on once in a life time...

Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

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