Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same - Emily Bronte

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?

Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekrar,
Bhar Deta Hai Pathar K Dil Mein Pyaar,
Har 1 Ko Nahi Milti Zindagi Ki Ye Bahar,
Kyunki Ishq Ka Dusra Naam Hai Intezar…

A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
A song was heard at Christmas
To wake the midnight sky
A saviour's birth, and peace on earth
And praise to God on high.

After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want spicy dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.

U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on

3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.