In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH Dear
After Valantine’s Day-
15th feb, Slap day
16th feb, Gift Wapis day
17th feb, Ladai day
18th feb, Manane Ki Koshish day
19th feb, Breakup Day
20th Feb, Dusri Dhundo
day.. :) :D
What are you looking for?
I killed all those,
who were between I and U.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
Happy New Year.
So my dear friend
Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
Us ke chehre par is kadar noor tha,
Ke uski yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha,
Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte us ko faraz,
Pyar to hamne kia hai woh to bekasoor tha
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. Happy Friendship Day !
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan