Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!

I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . & U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.Happy Friendship Day !

Beep, beep
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"" you dear!

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness

Avoid competency traps.
Do not stay only where you are good at things,
Go out and be challenged.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.

For a Cool Kid!

It's birthday time again, and WOW!

You're a whole year older now!

So clown around and have some fun

To make this birthday your best one!

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.

The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep your curiosity sharp
&
You’ll never become too old to
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

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