I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the
twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
sealed with “DUA”
keep u safe & happy today & always.
I can tell you everything under the sun.
I can have the most awesome time with you,
even when we are just freaking out.
When I look back it makes me realize that,
you are the most amazing part of each
Every day of mine.
I love you.
A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
On this night as i lie on my bed,i just cant stop thinking about u my LOVE.May u have a blessed & a beatiful
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose-
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).
As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
If I were to describe true love than
I would describe it as
what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others arms.
Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!