This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.
Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
admission free, special offer for you.
Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
Aaj Peene De Pilane de Saaqi
Vo ek Bhul thi use Bhulane de Saaqi
Ishq ki Nadaaniya Sabhi Nahi karte
ye to ek rasam hai nibhane de saaqi
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Towards the end of his life, a great comedian was told by his doc that if he continued to drink, he would lose his hearing. Asked by his friend if he planned to stop drinking, he answered: Not at all. You see, the stuff I´ve been drinking is so much better than the stuff I´ve been hearing!
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.