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Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

Living in favourable and unfavourable situation,
is called part of living.
But
Smiling in all those situations,
is called Art of living.
So always be smiling.

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

hey baby-girl how are you doing? i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking, i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour, but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else, there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set. all the best babes and have a nice ending friday......love you!!!!

White-silent Blue-cool
Red-reserved pink-lovely
voilet-naughty brown-isolated
orange-hot black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon my valentine..

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
TWINS TWINS

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

Zindgi Ko Maine Thukra Diya Hota
Khud Ko Bhi Mita Diya Hota
Is Dil Mein Yadein Hain Aap Ki
Warna Is Dil Ko Bhi Jala Diya Hota

THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

PATIENT: Doc, are you sure I am suffering from pneumonia? I´ve heard once about a doc treating someone for pneumonia and he finally dying of typhus. DOCTOR: Don´t worry, it won´ happen with me. If I treat someone for pneumonia, he will die of of pneumonia!

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Even if your sms is not received, I think you sent but its not delivered. Even if you are not calling, I think you are trying but the network is busy. Because Believing is most important in friendship. Happy Friendship Day !

Badi Udas Hai Zindgi Tere Bin
Nahi H Kuch Mere Paas Tere Bin
Andhera Ho Ya Ho Ujala..
Aata Nahi Kuch B Raas Tere Bin

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi,
the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for
all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Hawhawhahwhahahhah.

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