Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Dil tod diya ab zahar bhi pile dena
Qafan na mile to Dupatta hi udha dena
Koi pooche ki Marz kya tha Nazarein jhuka kar
Mohabbat bata dena

Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
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Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

mere janaze ke peechhe saara zamana nikla,
par woh hi nahi nikla jiske liye mera janaza nikla,
woh ataa bhi to kaise mere janaze par,
kyun ki mere janaze ke peechhe uska janaza nikla.....

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Wo bhul gaye ke unhe hasaya kisne tha,
jab wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
wo-kehte hai wo bahut ache hai shayad
wo bhul gaye ke unhe ye btaya kisne tha.

Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

Zindgi Ko Maine Thukra Diya Hota
Khud Ko Bhi Mita Diya Hota
Is Dil Mein Yadein Hain Aap Ki
Warna Is Dil Ko Bhi Jala Diya Hota

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