Kis kadar hm yaar manane nikle.
Unki cahat ke hm diwane nikle.
Jab apne dil ka haal batana caha to
unke honto se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle
Liking someone doesn't mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends. Happy Valentine's day, dear friend!
Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!
Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.
Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.
Owner of my
heArt & my
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
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Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
Very Deep & Imotional Words-
"Kisi ko Na Paane se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti".
Kisi ko paa kar kho dene se kuch baaki bhi nahi rehta"..
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Adults are cheerful and smiling with joy
There are lots of fireworks
which you and me enjoy
And now that we are celebrating Diwali
I know that people are jolly
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure. HappyEngagement
Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me.
Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..
2 ekum 2
Zardari cheeni d0h
2 duni 4
Sub tmsey bezar
2 tiay 6
Shetan ke bachey
2 ch0ke 8
Sub kuch ker dia barbad
2 panjey 10
Ab tu karde bus
2 chikaiy 12
Ab tu mat aana dubara
2 satai 14
Mulk ka kr dya s0da
2 athey 16
Mulk ka bacha bacha b0la
2 nimai 18
Picha ch0r de hmara
2 dahaya 20
Ab tu chala ja khabees.
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.