May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
M A T H S…..?
ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai
Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a
little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
When I don’t get your SmS!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face
What is this?
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !
Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.
Ye Zindgi tb hsin hoti h,
chane se jb hr dua kbul hoti h,
kehne ko to sb apne h,
Pr kash koi aisa ho,
jo ye kahe..Tere drd se mujhe tklif hoti hai..
Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu,
Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu,
Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu,
Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu........
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
o,, o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!
Let The W0rld St0p Turning
Let The Sun st0p Burning
Let them tell me L0ve’s N0t W0rth G0ing Thr0ugh
If it all falls apart
I will kn0w deep In My heart
The 0nly dream That Mattered Had C0me True
In This life I Was l0ved By U
Happy Valentines Day.
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."