Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

CRAZY FOR YOU

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!

PATIENT: I'm worried about this eye operation. DOCTOR: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference!

Medical poem
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!

If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Good decisions come from experience.
But
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
So,
Never regret.
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours

Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Ramzan in details

R-Roza Rakho
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
Z-Zakat banto
A-A'maal ache karo
N-Namaz parho

Aur is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat &
say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

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