Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Here's wishing u lots of wonderful
moments of togetherness...
now & always.
one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin)
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
At age 3 we started study with tear
at age 22 we will finish study with tears.
1st tear was water
second would be fear of missing dears forever.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
M.A is married again
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face
Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.