Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& DemNded
OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
Plz Donate
I Have Donated 5 Litrex.

Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !

Misses You..
Needs You..
Worries About You
Lonely Without You
Guess Who?

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

kbhi ro kr muskuraye kbi muskura ke roe,
jb teri yad aai tujhe bhula ke roe,
ek tera hi nam tha jise hjaro bar likha
jitna likh kr khus hue usse jyada mita k roe

"Happy Mother's Day" means more Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me, 'n that I honor you.
But most of all,I guess it means That
I am thinking of Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure 'n with love.. !

Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true I wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats… just 4 you.

The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!

Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

When I don’t get your SmS!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face
What is this?
Its nothing
“missing u”

Anjaane me dil ganwaa baithe,
Is pyaar me na jaane kaise dhokha kha baithe..
Unse gila kya karein ab, bhool hamari hi thi..
Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe.

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'