Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
Yeh Yaad Hai Apki ya “Yaado” main aap ho,, Ye Kwab hai apke ya “Kwabon” Mai Aap ho,, hum nahi jante hume bas itna bata do, Hum “Jaan” hai apki ya Jaan “Humari” ‘AAP’ ho.
Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!
True Love burns the brightest, but the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
My Reality Check bounced.
The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice...MOTHER (Joel Barquez)
dil ke dard ko dil todne wale kya jane.
pyar ki rasmo ko yeh zamane wale kya jane.
hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche.
yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane......
Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”. Happy Friendship Day !
(",) come & go,
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
This is my earnest prayer for you.
May the love of God be with you all day Through with his endless, Boundless grace.
May he richly Bless your life with much Happiness and success.