It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!
Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.
When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning
We do 100 good things
We do 1 thing wrong
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.
If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.
Don’t go the way life takes you,
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!!!
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
I-ideas of life
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Joy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because
It is Diwali
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!