Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Naya Tamaasha Naya Madaari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Lun Pay Charay Q00m Ye Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Nawaz Ke Muth Kes Ne Maari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Musharraf Ke Ch0yein Kes Ne Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Gilaani Ke Gaand Kes Ne Phari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Mulk Ka Sab Se Bara Beupari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

what ever a mind of a man
can conceive and believe
is achievable

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE Ans: You r
V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:tamizdar
I:inteligent
N:noble
E:everloving.

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
&
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)

Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
That’s why,
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”

Love is like missed call. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like sms Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its up to u 2 keep & value a friend! Happy Friendship Day !

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..
to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..
but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!

Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!

The rain may cover the sun but
we know that the sun never forgets to shine,
just like u, I may not often see u
But u always shine in my prays.

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