Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!
The way you laugh, makes me smile;
The way you talk, gives me butterflies;
Everything about you, makes me happy.
Can you make me happy for the the entire lifetime by being my Valentine?
My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,
Admit in LG hospital,
Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.
so plz Donate some SMS urgently.
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain
Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
MERI Barbadi Pr Tu Koi Malal Na Karna
BhuL Jana Mera Khyal Na Karna Hum Teri Khusi K Liye
Kafan ODH Lenge Par Tu Meri Lash Se Koi Sawal Na KaRNA
First da engagement ring,
thn tha wedding ring,
thn the suffering
What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just
woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a
little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness…?
A cute lovely girl replied: Its a wonderful smell
that a flower givew when its being crushed.
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.