Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss
” .. Do not be terrified;
do not be afraid of them. The Lord your God, who
is going before you,
will fight for you.”- Deut. 1:29,30.
Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously
tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
Lying on my Bed, Looking at The clock, I no that its time to zzz.
I wonder how have you been today… Hope Tat Every Thing is Fine..
Wish you sweet dreams and Sleep Tight!
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!
Fathers need not fathers be.
All one needs to do is choose
To love for life, and that embrace,
Held long and hard, bestows the grace
Each craves. For all in time must lose,
Restored alone by memory.
So now it is with you and me.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.