Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

Hurray!

Bravo!
Congrats!
Really Cool!
You Did It!
Way to go!
Great Work!

Sending you a JUMBO-SIZED
Congratulations!

Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He

Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
Yet to be seen.

May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

Love is 2 souls
intertwined in such a way
you can’t find their meeting place
nor can you tear it apart
it is one embodiment of
pure pleasure & pain ,
joy & sorrow

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning & say good morning to you..

Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,
Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,
Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,
Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai….

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

Kitne karib aake daga de gaya mujhe
main bujh raha tha koi hawa de gaya mujhe
usne bhi khakh dal di mere ki kabr par
wo bhi mohabbato ka sila de gaya mujhe

do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)

Saari duniya ko mohabbat ki khabar hone de,
Apne aagosh mein sar rakh kar mujhe sone de,
Kaun pochhega tere baad yeh bheegi palkein,
Aaj ki raat to Jee bhar ke mujhe rone de

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