Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Ramadan Mubarak”

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Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin

Luchey K0 Lafabgey Mein Achi Tarha Mix Karain 00r Us Mein Gazbey Zaiqa Bagarti Dalen
Dak00 K0 Barik Kat Kar Us Mein Achi Tarha Mila Lein Jub Us Mein Kameena Pan Zahir H0 T0 Hraami Masala Dalen Phir Zalaalat Ka Bhagar Dalen 00r Phir BIBI Ka Tarka Lagain
Jb Uski Rangat Kutt0n Jesi H0 T0 Smjh Jaen Key ZARDARI Tyaar Zubaida Appa Ka Zabardast T0tka.

NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!

Ramadan Mubarak!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these you give me sincerely that’s why my dad ,
I love you so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom H
Dard-e-dil ki inteha maloom H
Zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
Mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa maloom H

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Nigahon Pe Nigahon Ke Pehre Hote Hain;
Nigahon Ke Ghav Bhi Gehre Hote Hain;
Na Jaane Kyun Koste Hain Log Badsurton Ko;
Barbaad Karne Wale To Khoobsurat Chehre Hi Hote Hain!....

Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shama Ko Jala K Roye..
Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga K Roye
Raat Ki God Me Jab So Gyi Duniya Sari
Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Bana k Roye

PATIENT to dentist: OK doc, what do I need to get done? DENTIST: Well, your teeth are alright, but your gums will have to come out!

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

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