Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I have not seen anything sweeter than you...

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Stars have settled & moon will shine,
friendship matures like lovely wine,
a very lovely night to a friend of mine,
may your night be cool & fine
Good Night Dear

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Do not rejoice over me,
O my enemy. Though
I fall I will rise; Though
I dwell in darkness,
the LORD is a light for me.- Mic. 7:8

Agar aap tarhap tarhap kay marna chahthay hain thu shaadi karain

Zubaida aapa ka aazmuda totka

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.

Zindgi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai,
Thoda Rulati Thoda Hasti Hai,
Khud Se Jyada Kisi Par Bharosha Mat Karna,
Kyoki Andhere Me Parchai Bhi Sath Chhod Jati Hai,

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.

Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!

Inteha-e-Mohabbat Wo Kya Jaane
Imtehaan Qurbat Ke Wo Kya Jaane
Jinhein Kaanton Se Bachne Ki Aadat Ho
Phoolon Ki Chahat Wo Kya Jaane
Jo Na Rakhte Ho Zameen Par Paonn
Qadmon Ki Aahat Wo Kya Jaane
Bin Mange Jise Mil Jaata Ho Sab Kuch
Kuch Paane Ki Siddat Wo Kya Jaane...

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunq Na Samjhna;
Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!

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