Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
"If u r on right path & u r not facing difficulties, then think for a while u may be on wrong path. Because right path contains difficulties
My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship
Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
We Sleep With Our “WIFE
A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.
Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PATIENT to dentist: OK doc, what do I need to get done? DENTIST: Well, your teeth are alright, but your gums will have to come out!
Saari duniya ko mohabbat ki khabar hone de,
Apne aagosh mein sar rakh kar mujhe sone de,
Kaun pochhega tere baad yeh bheegi palkein,
Aaj ki raat to Jee bhar ke mujhe rone de
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
aaina kuch nhi bas nazar ka dhokha hai,
nzr wahi ata hai jo dil me hota hai ,
AAINA aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjam dono ka toot kar bhikhar jana hai.....
Kisine Pucha Cigrate Kya He? Ise Q Pite Ho? Kya Ye Pyas Bujati He? Palat Kar 1 Smokr Ne Kaha Dil Me 1 Tasvir He, Ye Dhire Dhire Use Jalati He.
This is a message from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
Always try to be a first place Winner,
coz the second place winner is the first Loser.
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,