Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka na Do Apna Bana K
Kar lo yaad Jab Tak Hum Zinda He
Fir na Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Me Yade basa K..!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,
Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,
Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,
A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.
Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
Get Up From your Softy Softy Bed…
Teeny Weeny Eyes…
Pinky Shinky Face…
Some One Wants to WISH You…
Takdir K aaine Me meri Tasvir Kho Gayi
Aaj Hamesha k Liye meri Rooh So gayi
Mohabbat karge kya paya Maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi or ki ho gayi
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
"Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
Really touching na?
I almost cried ;->
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more!
Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
Maut aajaye gam nahin ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
Gam sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat ho jaaye
Toh ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!