When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!
A sleeping lion
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
for me it’s U.
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.