I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe

A doc used to play a game with some of his of his young patients to test their knowledhe of body parts. One day, while pointing to a boy's ear, he asked: Is this your nose? The child turned to his mother and said: Mom, I think we better find a new doc!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…

3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA

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It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai.
Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai.
Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki.
Par Kabhi Kabhi bina awaz ke bhi sab kuch toot jata hai...

You will never know how special you are to me. You have tought me to be a mom. Over the years i watched you and today i walk in the foot steps of you to be a
good example to my daughter and a leading role model mom just like you.
I love you mom with all my heart.

Faith makes all things possible.
Hope makes all things work.
Love makes all things beautiful.
May you have all the three
for today and everyday.
Good Morning.
Have a good day.

Even if God didn't write your name in my destiny; I have written your name in my heart forever! Happy Valentine's Day!

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

PATIENT: I have got only 59 seconds to live. DOCTOR: Wait a minute!

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