When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.

Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That
There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Hundred Words Of An enemy Cn Nvr Give Pain

Bt

A Silence of smone specl Cn Give Hundred pains

God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Say be my Valentine on this Valentine's Day 2014, 14th of February in special way to your girlfriend. Cute, sweet valentines day sms, that expresses your everlasting love to your sweetheart! Let your lover know who's on your mind on this day. Share sweet words of the heart to your special beloved on Valentine’s Day.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)

Every Hour I think of you
Every Minute I think of you
Every Second I think of you
I live for you and I die for you
It's not for days; it's not for weeks,
It's not for months or years, its forever.

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Wishing that Lord Ganesha…
fills your home with…
Prosperity & fortune…
Best wishes
on Ganesh Chatrurthi

Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

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