´ Help´ came a frantic cry in a train compartment ´ Is there a doctor here?´ ´ I an a doctor´ responded a man leaping in from the next compartment. ´ Who needs help?´ ´ I do´ a passenger responded gladly. ´ Tell me, what is the name of a throat dease consisting of six letters´!
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!
Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
Other takes its beat.
A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p
Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
swEEEEEt. . . .
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.
When you win,
I will proudly tell the world.
Hey! That’s my friend.
But when you lose.
I will sit by your side,
hold your hand and say,
Hey! I am your friend.
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)
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