During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Paas akar sabhi door chalen jate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhaye, marham lagane wale khudh hi zakham de jate hain. Bahut kareeb se dekha hai iss bewafaa zamane ko, Ab dil nahi karta kisi se dil lagane ko.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!

I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face...

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
and
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including One
Beautiful Color
of You..
As My Friend.

Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Women is symbol of power, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day

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