Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Four surgeons were sitting around discusshng who they like to operate on. FIRST: I line operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order. SECOND: I line operating on accountants. When you open them, everything is in numerical order. THIRD: I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is colour-coded. FOURTH: I like operating on lawyers. The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied: Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their ass & head are interchangeable!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

Never reject a day in your life.
Because: Good Day gives you happiness
and Bad Day gives you experience.
Both are essential in life.
Enjoy everyday of your life.

If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
“Like this!”

Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah

TEARS

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

I keep memories of all our special times tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,I smile n fall in luv wit our friendship all over again. . .

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
But
You have no check book.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

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