With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
As echelons of zillion lights adorn,
and echoes of triumph and thunder swarm,
watching even a tiny gleam perform,
devoring ill, sparkling joy despite forlorn,
exhorts a hearty & happy year merely born
As The Day Turn into Night,
Keep Your Worries Out of Sight.
Close Your Eyes and Go To Sleep,
All The Good Times Are Yours To Keep.
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-othing to worry.
Wish you have nice day
of course good morning
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends. Happy Friendship Day !
There are no secrets to success.
Not even a shortcut to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, learning from failure
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Sirf pitch per khare hone se kam nhi banta hilna julna b parta hai? Veena malik ki misbah per saht tanqeed.
Your Engagement day is full of joy
Tomorrow you cannot see.
But one thing's sure for the two of you
The best is yet to be.
Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever!
Happy wedding day!
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !