Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
It's your birthday time again; It's true; there's no denying, Another year has come and gone; You know that I m not lying. So for you, the birthday person, Here's what I want to say: I hope this birthday the best one yet, In every delightful way. So happy birthday to you. Have lots of birthday fun! May your birthday wishes all come true, Even if you have a ton.
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
A man arrived at the psychiatrist's consulting room in a very distressed state. He explained: I keep getting these awful nightmares. Every night it's the same. I find muself in a large room with dozens of gorgeous girls. PSYCHIATRIST: What's so awful about that? PATIENT; In the dream, I'm a girl too!
Is A Wound
No One Can "Heal"
Is A Gift
No One Can "Steal"
Keep Your Memories Intact
Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet
Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
You were born in d zoo,
You were born in d zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like u!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"