A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Nice lines:- Thousands of happiness cant remove one pain in heart. Bt one pain can remove thousands of happiness in heart. THATS LIFE
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Humne manga tha saath unka magar wo gum de gaye jee lete yadon ke sahare tanha magar wo bhool jaane ki kasam de gaye.
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
We're wishing you a Christmas
Full of laughter, love and light
With delicious holiday foods
To excite your appetite.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
World is not a parking space.
It’s a racing track.
Keep on moving.
No matter when & where you start but
reach your goal & make a new record.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
It's not hard to sacrifice something for someone....
But it's hard to find sum1 who deserves ur sacrifice..."!
The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. (Marion C. Garretty)
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.