Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at d end..
But it always happens in d most unexpected ways!!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
I feel so complete when I'm in da rain
I feel no sorrow I feel no pain
I may give me a cold but I don�t care
There�s a calming sensation from grass to air
da feeling of love I don�t have, I will gain
Because my heart falls open as I stand in da rain.
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.
D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!Happy Friendship Day !
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!
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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always.
Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
5 litre blood…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…