Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of luv
and all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.
wish you a very special Good Morning….
Words by a lonely person:-
I strongly feel that,
I have enough hearts who care for me.
Many times my life prove's dat its just my imagination..
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Remember to extol his work, which men have praised in song.
All mankind has seen it;
new gaze on it from afar.
How great is God-beyond our understanding.!
The number of his years
is past finding out.- Job. 36:24-26.
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!
haqiqat kaho to unko khwab lagta hai.. shikayat karo to unko mazak lagta hai.. kitni shiddat se unhe yaad karte hai hum.. or ek wo hai jinhe ye sab ITTEFAK lagta hai.......
Humare wado pe shayad unhe etbaar nahi,
hum unke liye kuchh bhi karne se karte kabhi inkaar nahi,
humne to de di unke liye apni jaan bhi,
aur ek wo hai jinhe humare janaze se bhi piyaar nahi.
There\'ll be flowers, Gifts and fun, as you celebrate your day with everyone, A wish is on your way, To enhance the beauty of the day. *HAPPY BIRTHDAY*
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti