Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up
Happy married life is
Yet to be seen.
Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
No money,No fun.
His father replied:
So sad,Very bad
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling