A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.
And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.
Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.
Good morning to u
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..
Everything is incomplete without ME
Even this ..ssage!
So dont forget ME.
1 evening I will come to you room,
lock the door,
turn off the lights,
join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
my lips near your face….
I’ll shout: have a great night
There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
PATIENT: Please tell me, am I getting better? DOC: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet.
one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.
However you decide to spend
This very special day,
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!