Dil tod diya ab zahar bhi pile dena
Qafan na mile to Dupatta hi udha dena
Koi pooche ki Marz kya tha Nazarein jhuka kar
Mohabbat bata dena

A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"

U dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say, fil free 2 tel ur worries & realyz dt im here 4 now 4 always & 4 evr 4u exclusvely...Happy Valetines Day!......

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!

Iftaar se pehle,
_/ \_
Iftaar k baad
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

zindagi ko samjhne ki koshish kabhi na krna,
ye woh dard hai jo sambhale nhi sambhlta...

Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in your absence I feel you near
OUR relation is strong, hope it goes long
We will remain the same till the life goes on!

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I Can´t Even Smell My Own Name"

(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!