Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
How do you differentiate the doctors? GENERAL PRACTITIONERS: Know nothing and do little. SURGEONS: Know little and do everything.
INTERNISTS: Know everything and do nothing. PATHOLOGISTS: Know everything and can do everything but its usually too late!
The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!
AB to shyed he koi mohbbat kre mj se
Meri aankhon me tum saaf nzar aate ho
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
Luck is like sand in hands.
It’ll sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hand in the praying posture can save it!
Wish you good Luck.
When i wake in the morning,
I don’t have to wonder who,
Because my first thoughts are of you.
In the stillness of the dawn,
In the fury of the storm,
I dream of you my queen,
Of things unseen,
Just you and me togrther,
I’ll love you,
Always and forever.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
Happy Mothers Day!!
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
May Lord Ganesha bestow
Prosperity upon You and your family
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
If I were to describe true love than
I would describe it as
what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and
they both melted in each others arms.
When you win,
I will proudly tell the world.
Hey! That’s my friend.
But when you lose.
I will sit by your side,
hold your hand and say,
Hey! I am your friend.
We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend
Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet