If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
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Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS REXURECTION.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and
Happiness….. So Here”s a wish to say….
& Take good care of Yourself !
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
You did it!
Above the rest!
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains....
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.