I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
Your girlfriend is:
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Trusting in GOD
won’t make the mountain smaller,
but will make climbing easier.
Do not ask Him for a lighter load
but ask Him for a stronger back.
Its’ time for you to:
- Live it up
- To smile
- Take a bow
And time for me to say…
Way to go and WOW!
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
When you start your day.
Keep 3 words in your pocket
TRY – TRUE – TRUST
TRY- for better future
TRUE – with your work
TRUST – in Allah
then success will be at your feet!
If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!