Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!

SMILE:
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.

A sPecIaL BrEakFasT 4 U
In ThE HoTeL Of My HEART
A BouL Of LOVE
A SPooN Of CÄRÉ
MeNu Is FRNDSHIP
PaY ThE BilL By Ur CuTe SmiLe.
=G= u= D= m=O=r=N=i=n=g

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know

I'm
Ur's....
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

Koi sahara nahi dua k siwa,
Koi sunta nahi khuda k siwa..
Main ne bhi zindagi ko qareeb se dekha hai,
Mushkilon mein koi saath deta nahi
khuda k siwa.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

A fantastic sentence written
at Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here.
Not your time.
So keep walking towards your goal.

Be my love on Valentine's Day! Steal your girlfriend's heart with this cool, cute, sweet msgs.

Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I"ll kiss you and hug you
"Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile "cause I love you
On this Mother"s Day. Mommy, I love you

kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

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