Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!

“HOPE”
Ups & Downs,
unexpected results
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
Remember
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.

Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….

GOOD NIGHT..

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

Ba Ba White Sheep ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on your face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive God’s gift of life.
Good Morning!

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