Roz kisi ka intzaar hota hai,
Roz yeh dil udass hota hai,
Kash ke koi yeh samjh pata ki,
Chup rahne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

(*) Happy Mother’s Day (*)

hey baby-girl how are you doing? i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking, i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour, but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else, there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set. all the best babes and have a nice ending friday......love you!!!!

Be my love on Valentine's Day! Steal your girlfriend's heart with this cool, cute, sweet msgs.

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain

What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

Meri Mohabbat pe AITBAR to KIYA hota
ae JAAN kisi AUR ke HONE se pehle
MERA intezar to kiya hota

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

May all the sweet magic
of Christmas conspire
to gladden your heart
& fill every desire.

An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!....

Bagawat Kisi Insaan Se Nahin,
Uske Khyalat Se Hoti Hai.
Chot Jab Dil Pe Padti Hai,
Aankhon Se Nafrat Ban Ke Nikalti Hai.?

Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

MAKE THE BEST OF IT

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

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