There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Now SUN is HAPPY and
MOON is Upset
MOON is Missing you and
SUN is with you
Have a Great and
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
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‘. I ‘. Miss.’
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‘. I ‘.Miss.’You.’
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Chahat Par Aitbaar Na Raha, Khusi Kya He Ye Ehsaas Na Raha, Dekha He In Ankho Ne Toote Sapno Ko.. Isliye Ab Kisi Ka Intezar Na Raha.!!
A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Difficult to maintain.
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)
Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Little advice to guys :"Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!"
CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Is that love I see in your eyes,
or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who miss you more than me!!
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!