q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time Good Night…
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day