If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
Valentine's day is only a few days away.
So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
Happy Valentine's day!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure
I love you** Happy Anniversary
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .”
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-othing to worry.
Wish you have nice day
of course good morning
I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
it’s watching U.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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! ” ! ” !
Your soul came back from dreaml
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day