If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
kare to qayamat tak juda na kare
mana ki koi marta nahi judai me
par jee bhi to nahi pata tanhaai me .
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
KUCH NA PUCHO, KUCH NA BOLO,
MUJ KO AKAILA REHNAI DO,
MAI AKAILEA SAHAI MAI ACHI,
MUJAI DUNIYA SAI NAFRATH HONAI DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
khuda na jab tumhein banaya hoga
unke dil mein bhi sukun aaya hoga
pahle socha hoga tumhein apne pass rakhne ko
phir unhe mera khyal aaya hoga.
Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
And Good Morning
Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
Meri Mohbbat bezuban hoti Rahi
Dil ki dhadkan apna wajud khoti rahi
koi nahi Aaya mere Dukh ke karib
Ek Barish hi thi jo Sath Roti Rahi.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"