Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Luv was just a word till I heard it from u..

Us k Pyar me gahri chot khai hai,
Milne se pahle hi judai payi hai,
Dua mangte hai Log is haal me Mar jaane ki,
Lekin humne Un ki yaad me
Jeene ki KASAM Khai hai....!!!

DOCTOR to patient: In your case, treatment is not expensive; but for the diagnosis, you might have to seek a bank loan!

I FELL FOR YOU

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Don’t Think About
“What You Have Got……”
Think About
“How To Use It That You Have Got…..”

khuda na jab tumhein banaya hoga
unke dil mein bhi sukun aaya hoga
pahle socha hoga tumhein apne pass rakhne ko
phir unhe mera khyal aaya hoga.

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

Koi ilzam Laga K Saza Di Hoti Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di Hoti Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Q Tha Pehle Hi Meri Aukat Bata Di Hoti.

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

PATIENT: I have got only 59 seconds to live. DOCTOR: Wait a minute!

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