When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
Could you say where d sea ends from d shore…?
‘ MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.’
[Will u be my Valentine?]
The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
mujhko rula kar dil uska bhi roya hoga
chehra ansuon se usne bhi dhoya hoga
agar na kiya hasil kuch hamne pyar mein
kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya hoga
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Kyun dil k kareeb aa jata hai koi,
Kyun PYAR ka ehsas kara jata hai koi,
Jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko us ki,
Kyun phir dour chala jata hai koi....?
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!!
On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
and responsible 4
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.
The clear blue sky,
The scent of flowers,
The colors of Rangoli,
And the sound of crackers.
The gifts and sweets from dear ones,
And the getting of their love,
The light of the candles below,
And the dazzling fireworks up above.
Mujhe sab kuch kabool hai ae Falak!
Gham-e-Yaar mujhse talb na ker
mein usey kese dil se juda keron
jo meri umer bher ki taalash hai
You were crying when u were born while everybody was laughing there.
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die And everybody else would be crying.