Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
thukra de koi to Dil tut Jata h
Tod deti hai Yaden Jab koi apna hi Samjh nahi pata h
Such khte h duniya wale
insan dimag se nahi dil se har jata h
It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,
A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return …
So Think Before You Leap
G o.O d MoRnInG
Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Bas ek Dil-e-Tamanna Rhi Use Paane Ki
Har ek Koshish Bekar Rhi Use Bhulane Ki
Meri Lash Se Lipat Kr Rone Dena Use Dosto
Badi Hasrat Thi Use Seene Se Lgane Ki..
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Missing You. . .
Is Not The Hard Part !!!
But . . .
I Once Had You …
Is What Breaks My
Heart . . . !!!
Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya,
khud ko tanhai ke samundar me dubo diya.
Jo tha mere kabhi muskurane ki wajah,
aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya...
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.
Badi Kosish k bad Usko Bhula Diya
Uski yad ko Sine se mita diya
1 Din fir uska SMS aaya Likha tha Bhul jao mujhe
Or Bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila dia
Bina Dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke riste nibhaye nahi jate,
Zindagi me is baat ko yaad rakhna,
Kissi ko rula kar kabhi sapne sajaye nahi jate.
A rain drop look too small
somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
A small sms may seen small to you
its mean someone somewhere remembers you.
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
Wo Zeher Dekar Maarte To Duniya Ki Nazron Mein Aa Jaate;
Andaaz-e-Qatal To Dekho, Mohabbat Karke Chhod Diya!_____ sad love sms 140 character
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!