Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!

Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.

Tute Hue Glass Me Jaam Nhi Aata
Dil Tootta Hai To Aansu Bahar Nhi Aata
Dil Me Armaano Ko Rakh Liya Hai Maine
Ae Zaalim Kya Tujhe Mera Pyaar Kabhi Yaad Nhi Aata…

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won’t be broken. Happy Friendship Day !

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall

Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.

Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I Can´t Even Smell My Own Name"

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them

One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

If u r askin if I Need u r the answer is 4Ever If U r askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never If u r askin what I value the Answer is u . if u r askin if I love U the answer is I do.

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Tufaan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Doston Ke Saath;
Ek Ek Kar Ke Sabhi Bichhadte Chalye Gaye!
Miss you , my friend!

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

Pink Vagina
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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