Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

SirF Din Nai Ab RAT Se DaR Lagta He
Ghar H Kacha BARSAT Se Dar Lagta He
kisiNe TohFe Me KHUN k Ansu Diye
Ab Muje TohFo ki sougatSe Dar Lagta He

The moment a child is born,
The mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed,
but the mother,
Never.
A mother is something absolutely new.

There is no color in the rain
It’s only water, wet and plain.
It makes damp spots upon my book
And splashes on my new dress, look!
But puddles, in the rainy weather,
Glisten like a peacock’s feather.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

Saathi aisa mila jo saath na de sake,
Nigaahen aisi mili jo ro bhi na saki,
Hasna to chahte the hum har dum par kya kare,
Muskaan hi aisi mili jo hoton pe na aa saki!!!

She give me her lucks,
Taught me to Talk,
Made me laugh,
Taught me to chill when Angry,
Gifted me Understanding,
Helped me Conquer My Fears,
Taught me the Differentiate Between Good 'n Bad,
Made me Confident...
PROUD to be Her SON..
Glad to have her as my mother..
LOVE you MOM..
Happy Mother's Day.. !

Koi kisi k dard me shamil nahi hai,
Har ada husn k kabil nahi hai,
Sab kuch luta kar samajh me aaya,
Yeh duniya pyar k kabil nahi hai.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart for you
Is heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is
Precious and endless....

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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai,
Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai,
Aur mehfil me logon ne hume haste dekha hai

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!

Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shama Ko Jala K Roye..
Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga K Roye
Raat Ki God Me Jab So Gyi Duniya Sari
Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Bana k Roye

Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest...
Mirela

Humne manga tha saath unka magar wo gum de gaye jee lete yadon ke sahare tanha magar wo bhool jaane ki kasam de gaye.

Teri gali se ham jo achanak gujar gaye,
Jo jakhm bhar chale the fir se ubhar gaye...

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