An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
R u ready??
Here We Go....
How many Times Did u Press The Button
The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in
a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
Put your hand on my hand
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
The man told his doctor that he was not able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the dxam was over he asked: Now doc, can I have it? Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. Doc replied: Well, in plain English, you are just lazy. The man said: OK. Now give me the medical term so that I can tell my wife!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Darling Really I Miss U From The Core !
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
Whenever I miss You,
I wont look for you in my dreams
or try to hear your voice in your messages.
I just put my right hand across my chest and feel you!
“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
Whose birthday is today?
It belongs to a special person Who is reading this message Sent with beautiful wishes from Someone who has been blessed By his friendship and good personality.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak
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