I know that Ganesha is happy with me…
For he has made my life so rich
with a friend like you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
Boy enters in class
goes straight to The new girl, & says,
“do you believe in love at 1st sight or should i make my entry in room again..!!”
HaPPy Valentines Day!
when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.
My doctor gave me six months to live. But when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more!
u r my summer breeze my winter sun
u r my spring time fun
u r my special one
u r my love, only one
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
→ Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
Blue - free, Green - waiting, Orange -going to propose, Pink - accepted proposal, Black - rejected proposal
White - all ready booked, Yellow - broke up, Gray - not interested
Red- leave me alone. So which color u choose ?....
Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.