You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this.
Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can?t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
Aankhe Ashk Nahi Samandar Hai Tumhari
Jinki Lahro Mein Hai Aahat Hmari
Ek Boond Bhi Na Girne Denge Zameen Pe
Yeh Ankhe Nahi Pyaas Hai Hmari
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
No life ever grows great until
it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Zindgi Ki Hqiqt Sirf Itni Hoti H Jab Jagta H Insan To Kismt Soti H
Insan Jis Pr Apna Hq Khud SeJyada Smjta H Wo Amant Aksar Kisi Or Ki Hoti H
Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi
Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi
Socha kya hoga is khali dil me
Lahu se dhokar dekha to Aapki tasweer nazar aayi