PATIENT: I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains. DOCTOR: For heaven's sake, pull yourself together!
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
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No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
Its a hug from ME to You!!
Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate hai.
Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki cheej hi ni reh gai.
If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you. If I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, &
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can’t be reformed once broken.!
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Zindagi ka raaz maine tanhayi mein paa liya,
Jiska bhi gham mila apna bana liya,
Sunane ko mila na koi Dastaan-e-Gham,
Aaina rakha saamne or khud ko suna liya.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!