Uska naam jb kisi mehfil me hota he
dil me 1 ajib sa dard hota he
me khud ko to mehfil me hansa leta hu
magar tanhai me ye dil sisak sisak k rota he..

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Let A Smile
Be Your
Umbrella,
And You’ll
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

Night doesn’t become beautiful
with star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire your innocence.
Good Night

BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BETA: N0!
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
hun.
Zardari: N0!
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
Presidnt: N0!
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”

Itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj…

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:

Love is a diary that only one person writes
but
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

MERI Barbadi Pr Tu Koi Malal Na Karna
BhuL Jana Mera Khyal Na Karna Hum Teri Khusi K Liye
Kafan ODH Lenge Par Tu Meri Lash Se Koi Sawal Na KaRNA

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

diwali is wonderfulday
2 love
2pray2care
2smile
2enjoy&
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
HAPPY DIWALI

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

Im dreaming of white Christmas,
with evry christmas card I write,
May ur dayz b bright,
and May all ur christmases b white.

Happy Christmas

teri yaad aati hai
teri yaad jati hai
ab na tu aati hai
aur na teri yaad aati hai

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