Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary,
tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray,
NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)
Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye..
unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye..
uper se awaz aai, ye kaisi vidai hai..
mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…
I liked lots of people and missed very few,
but no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que
just for pleasure of being with you!
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling
TUM,TUM or sirf TUM
LOkhatam hui meri daastan
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
A psychiatric patient complained so bitterly about stomach pains that finally the doc decided to operate - and inside the poor fellow, he found a bouquet of roses! DOCTOR: Now, how the hell did those flowers get in there? PATIENT: Damned if I know. Let's look at the card and see who they're from!
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
When you’re down, I’ll be there to cheer you up. When you’re tired, I’ll be there to lift you up. I’ll be your friend no matter what! Happy Friendship Day !
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother's Day (*)
We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
thoughts can bring us smiles.
"Har ghari Intzar me Guzri,
har bahaar unki yaad me guzri,
Mein Ek Aisa Phul Hu Jise Rakh K Wo Bhul Gaye,
Tamam Umr hamari
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
People say that
any number multiplied by zero it become zero,
then why doesn’t the same happen
when I multiply zero with
the distance between you and me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
A broken trust can be best described as a melted chocolate..
No matter what you do,
I t will never return to it's original form...!!
DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!