Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning
It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
My Reality Check bounced.
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
There are a million stars
a million dreams,
you are the only star for me,
the only dream I dream.
See you In Dreams.
Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.