Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Every Boy's wish:
I'm not a Prince but my life-partner should be a Princess.
True Lover's wish:
My life-partner may not be a Princess but I promise I'll treat her like a Princess!
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
No one understands the silence between my words
No one understands the sadness behind my smile
No one understands the unsaid feelings of mine
Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi Hai Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Hard-work is like stairs
and luck is like lift.
Sometimes lift may fail
but stairs will always take you to the top.
Have a successful life ..!
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
kr k wada wafa ka wo mukar gaya, 1 chote se tufan se wo kitna dar gya,pata nahi koi majburi thi uski ya fir is khilone se B uska dil bhr gya ...........
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
Motherhood is tough 24 hour job,no pay,no day off, sometimes it is unappreciated, but yet resignation is impossible. A mother is a woman who created by God
to bring love, joy, happiness and caring into his world. I am so glad God has created a woman to be a mother, even though motherhood is a full time job, a
mother's work is never done. Happy Mother's Day.
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!