Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Happy Valentines Day
I Kn0w Its Early
But I Have Hundreds 0f Hands0mes
Nd Beauties T0 Wish
S0 I Th0ught T0 Finish 0ff Aunties
Nd Uncles First.

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth

A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password;
Read my sms and emails and answer my phone;
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!

God made woman beautiful and foolish;
Beautiful,
that man might love her;
And foolish,
that she might love him.

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah

Agr Koi Apkoh SMS Ya MIzcallx
Day Kar Tang Kar Raha Hy Tu
Uskah Number Facebook Par
Larki K Naam Say Likh Den Aor Mazaa Dekhain
Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totkay.

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

Painful wrds by a lover: "I was waiting 4 my name 2 b writen inside d mariage invitation wit his name. Bt 2day, my name s writen on d cover of it .....!"

Pyar Ka Ajib Sila Dia Hai Usne,
Meri Tanhaiyo Me Muji Ko Rula Dia Hai Usne,
Kehta Tha Meri Jaan Hai ,
Aaj Usi Jaan Ko Bhula Dia Hai Usne

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv

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