As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
PATIENT: Every morning when I get up and look up in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? DOCTOR: I don't know, but
your eyesight is perfect!
Fark Bus Itna Sa Hai Pyar aur Khuda Me..
Ek ki Yaad Taqlif Deti Hai.. Aur
Dusre ki yaad Taqlif Me Aati He..!
Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Sun came out
with pipe of clay.
blew a bubble
stuck a rainbow
on one side.
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
aaina kuch nhi bas nazar ka dhokha hai,
nzr wahi ata hai jo dil me hota hai ,
AAINA aur dil ka ek hi fasana hai,
anjam dono ka toot kar bhikhar jana hai.....
If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something.
Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
"Koi kyun mera intzaar karega"
"apni zindagi mere liye bekar karega"
"hum kaun se kisi ke liye khas hain"
"kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega". !
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
It’s the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up
When emotions play their role heart cries,
when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound
and a person who listens to
the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!