The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams
Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,
Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,
Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,
Each year your birthday reminds me That I really want to say I'm very glad I know you; I think of you each day. I hope you enjoy your birthday, All the pleasures it has in store, And because I appreciate you, I hope you have many more!
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!
Remember u r d DJ of ur life!
Just spin it!
Enjoy it! ;-)
In a rural district, a farmer war helping at his delivery by holding a kerosene lamp for the doctor. When the doc had produced not one, bv three fine babies, the farmer dirappeared. DOC: Come back with that lamp. I think there is another baby. FARMER: I will not, I think its the light which attracting them!
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!
Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrows,
it empties today’s strength.
Be Happy Forever.
Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!