A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
PERFECTLY TRUE Half of sorrows v earn by expecting good things from wrong people.
& Other half of sorows we earn by finding wrong things in good people.
Generally we believe our memory is weak. But only when we want to forget someone whom we loved a lot, we begin to realise how powerful our memory is...
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Zindgi Ki Hqiqt Sirf Itni Hoti H Jab Jagta H Insan To Kismt Soti H
Insan Jis Pr Apna Hq Khud SeJyada Smjta H Wo Amant Aksar Kisi Or Ki Hoti H
Rain drop falling from the sky
has nothing in mind except to hit the earth.
No matter how tough the drop is,
it still reaches its destiny
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend because you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER -
What happens to Gold
when it is exposed to air.? PAPPU – It is probably
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Zindgi Ko Maine Thukra Diya Hota
Khud Ko Bhi Mita Diya Hota
Is Dil Mein Yadein Hain Aap Ki
Warna Is Dil Ko Bhi Jala Diya Hota
Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.
A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
An old man visited his doc. After a thorough exam, the doc told him: I have good and bad news for you. Which me would you like to hear first? PATIENT: Well, give me the bad news first. DOC: You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left. PATIENT: That´s terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me after this?
DOC: You also have Alzeimer´s. In about three months´ time, you are going to forget everything I told you!
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.