Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
Kya gam hai Kya Khusi hai maloom nahi...
Kaun Apna hai Kaun Begana maloom nahi...
Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta...
Uske bina kaise guzregi Zindagi maloom nahi...
PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!
Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
MUsafton men katti hy umr-e-shbaab apni..
wo paas rehta.wo paas rakhta to bura kia tha...
kisi ko pyar ki sachhayi mar dalegi, kisi ko dard ki gaharayi mar dalegi ! Bichhad ke koi jee nahi sakata, jo bach gaya use tanhayi mar dalegi..