The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
Pyar jab Milta nahi toh hota Q h
agar Khwabo me wo aaye to Insaan Sota Q hai
Jab yehi pyar aankho k samne kisi aur ka ho jaye
to Dil itna Rota Q h
Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My world, my thoughts, my breath, my future
My all, my love, my Valentine
Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Wo Mayoosi ke Lamhon me zara bhi aHosla deta
To Hum Kagaz ki Kashti pe Samnder me Utar jate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
A special friend is rare indeed, It seems to be a special breed, Yes! perfect friends are very few, So lucky I am for having you. Happy Friendship Day !
Veena Malik’s Valentine tweet, “Tum mujhay Rose do, main tumhain roz doongi”
My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you...
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine...
I wish your present & future always shine...
Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu,
Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu,
Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu,
Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu........
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
U r D 1ly 1 prsn I want 2 b with 4 D rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.
PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.