Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay
Chahrey Ke Rangat Me Nikhar 00r Kel Mahas0n Sey Nijaat Me Ubtan Jesa Naqis Tareqa Tark Kren 00r Sasta 00r Nehayat M0assar Tariqa Apnaen Muhallay Ke Qarib Tar C0w Sey Mulaqat Karen 00r Unka Umda 00r Taza Khusb0dar G0bar Le K Chahre Pe Malyay Phr Daikhna Apka Yh Nikhar Dunya Daikhay Ge.
Zubaida Apa K T0tkay.
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,
hamare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,
wo bhi kehte hai yaar hum SMS kare bin reh nahi sakte.
May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”
Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
ulfaat mein shabdon ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aakhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Veena Malik’s Valentine tweet, “Tum mujhay Rose do, main tumhain roz doongi”
A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!
After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.
Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi.
Gunaah hai ye zamane ki nazar main to kya hua,
Zamane wale bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi
Sun can’t come to earth but send love as rays.
Cloud can’t come to river but send her love as rain,
I can’t come to you but sending my good wishes.