A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

TEACHER – What are
the people of
Turkey called.?
PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are
called Turks.
Tell me What are people
of Germany called.?
PAPPU- Germs

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

A friend is someone
who knows the song in your heart,
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words.

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more

Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Hawhawhahwhahahhah.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
my lecture.
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU – But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?

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