MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
No matter the sky is black or blue,
No matter there”s stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be with you.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
You have only two options in life.
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
ali ka laal,shah e mashrekain se mangojanab e fatima sa k noor ain se mango sabaq mila hai yeh rahib se or fitres,khuda sa jo na mily woh hussain say mango.mola hussain a.s ka zahoor mubaarak ho.
Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.
I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
sealed with “DUA”
keep u safe & happy today & always.
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!
I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
You Cannot Forget Me ..
NURSE: Who is your family doctor? PATIENT: Hard to say. NURSE: Surely you must know his name. PATIENT: It's not as easy as that. Mom goes to an eye doc, dad to a stomach doc, my brother is being treated by a psychiatrist and I'm under an orthopaedician!
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