Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.
Happy Valentine's day!..

MASTERPIECE

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:- Define BIRTHDAY ? The only day in ur life, when you cried And that made your mom HAPPY. Happy Birthday Dear!!

Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.

Let others lead small lives, but not you.
Let others argue over small things,but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts, but not you.
Let others leave their future in someone else’s hands, but not you.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.

Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….

GOOD NIGHT..

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~

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