A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.

“Affection Is Not Measured
When Both Take Care Of Each Other
It Is Measured
When One Ignores
And The Other Still Continues To Care…”

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

PATIENT: Every morning when I get up and look up in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? DOCTOR: I don't know, but
your eyesight is perfect!

God's blessing may come as a surprise,
and how much you recieve, depends on how much,
your heart can believe.
may you be blessed beyond what you expect

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Ped se patte girte H
Uthanewala koi nahin
Pyar to sabhi karte H
Lekin nibhanewala koi nahin

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
To avoid the side effects!

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!