Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

Friends are like blood.
They have
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and neglect the ones who love us bcoz We r sure we'll never loss them ....strange bt very true... Good evening

Do Reply to Question
Qusetion:
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
Ans???

→ What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

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