Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
SO
Please
Leave your bed
And get up.
And
say t0 all
G00D M0RNING HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!

Congrats!

diwali is wonderfulday
2 love
2pray2care
2smile
2enjoy&
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
HAPPY DIWALI

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay
Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey

FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
Because
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
So,
Enjoy every moment of life.

Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi

As night falls upon the land,
it is time to sleep again.
With the moon hanging in the starlit sky,
I am here to wish you Night Night!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

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