Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

Hitler:
If You can’t Fly !
“Run”
If You can’t Run !
“Walk”
If You Can’t Walk !
“Crawl”
But Keep Moving Towards Your Goal!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts&warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day&may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday!

This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.

Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!

What The Heart Gives Away Is never g0ne
But kept In The hearts 0f 0thers
Fr0m dusk T0 dawn
L0ve U Fr0m The C0re 0f My heart
Be My Valentine
Valentines Day 2014 SMS BF.

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

Hr Waqt koi ahat aye to Kya kre
Unki Yaad dil se na Jaye to Kya kre
WO khte h rat me Q pareshan Krte ho
ab unki yaad me neend na aay to kya kre?

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless

SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

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