When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....
When you win, I will proudly tell the world. Hey! That’s my friend. But when you lose. I will sit by your side, hold your hand and say, Hey! I am your friend. Happy Friendship Day !
YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
Sardi0n main skin kushk h0jaye tu pani me haldi
0r milk p0wdr dal ke ubal lain
ThNda h0jaye tu dahi makhan dal ke mixture k0h
0r m0uh pe c0ld cream laga lain
Zubaida Aapa ke Chakker Baz T0tkay.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
Halaat Se Pyar ki Saza mil Gayi
dekthe hi dekthe zindagi Badal Gayi
pyasi nigahe liye Khade the hum unke intezar mein
unhone hame dekha aur unki rahe badal gayi
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”