Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously
tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

A 5 year old boy asked his friend.
What is friendship?
He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate
every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.

"Happy Mother's Day" means more Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all, Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me, 'n that I honor you.
But most of all,I guess it means That
I am thinking of Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure 'n with love.. !

A LOVELY FACT:
Nobody in the world
can have a crystal clear HEART
Because everyone’s HEART
has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.

cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

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