How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
No money,No fun.
His father replied:
So sad,Very bad
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Some things just can't be expressed in words
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
when someone needs you
you always come back
I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.