Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always
Aise Insan ko yaad mat karo jisne aapka Dil toda ho,
Lekin aise Insan ko yaad rakkho,
Jisne aapko tute hue Dil ke sath jina sikhaya ho.!
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai,
jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai.
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
“This is what the
Sovereign LORD says :
*See, I lay a stone in Zion,
a tested stone, a
for a sure foundation;
the one who trusts will never be dismayed*” (Isaiah 28:16)
Christ is the cornerstone…Have faith on him and
you will never be shaken.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U
REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U
HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U
LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!