6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,

We All Have Our
Time Machines ...

Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...

Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

LOVE IS TO THINK

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

A fantastic sentence written
at Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here.
Not your time.
So keep walking towards your goal.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday

Good evening 2 u sms
Why does the SuN set and Rise every day?

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Think...

So tht i can wish Good MorninG
and
Good evening 2 u

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

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