Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!
Pyar mein humare sabar k Imtihaan ko dekho
Wo meri baahon mein so gayi rote rote kisi or k liye..........
Sirf yaadon ka ek silsila reh gaya,khuda jaane UN se humara kya rishta reh gaya..
Ek chand chhup gya jaane kahan,ek sitara usay dhoondta reh gya
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
A dozen roses: Rs 600
A box of chocolates: Rs 850
A Valentine's day card: Rs 150
Movie tickets: Rs 300
Lunch in a restaurant: Rs 2,500
Still having Rs 5,400 because you're single: Priceless
Happy Valentine's day!..
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Don’t expect a perfect love from anyone close to you because it will make you dissapointed all the time
Majaburi me jeena jb aadat bn jati h,
khwabo ki duniya berang najar aati h.
koi Intjar krta h Jindagi k liye or
kisi ki jindagi INTJAR me gujar jati h.
With a great light of sun
With the songs of birds
With the great Azaan of Masjid
With the Quraan
With the happiness
With a great smile
And with the morning prayer
Have a nice day
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!
Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai,
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai,
Pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai…
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
A sleeping lion
Let S Share The W0rld
A Sea Is F0r U
Nd Waves Are F0r Me
The Sky Is F0r U
Nd Stars Are F0r Me
The Sun Is F0r U
Nd Light Is F0r Me
Everything Is F0r U
Nd U Are F0r Me.