Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return

Why do surgeons wear masks? So that they are not recognized later!

A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
and
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!

DESSERTS

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end….

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
called Cartoon…..;->

Good decisions come from experience.
But
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
So,
Never regret.
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

PATIENT: I have got only 59 seconds to live. DOCTOR: Wait a minute!

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Sada Salamat rahy wo DUNIYA jis main tum rehty ho

HUM Apki Khatir Duniya ko DUA daity hain

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