Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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.
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Just knock the door.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here

May the beauty
Of divali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

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