Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
When you like to Dance in the Rain,
I’ll b there to hold an umbrella for you.
If not, the clay in your head will drain off.
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.