Zindgi ke safar ko lfzo me piroya H
Apni har gzal ko dard me bhigoya H
Wah wah na kehna meri nazm pe yaaron
Ki aaj fir se ye dil dard mein roya H...
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
It's not hard to sacrifice something for someone....
But it's hard to find sum1 who deserves ur sacrifice..."!
Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
Samundar se kah do ke apni laharein sambhal ke rakhe,
Hamari zindagi me toofan laane ke liye kuch apno ke dhokhe hi kafi hain...
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling
An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
If I had the letters “HRT”,
I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”
a “U” and get “HURT”.
But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U”.
love is Divine
Be My Valentine
I will be yours for life time
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Har shabd me arth hota hai,
har arth me tark hota hai,
sab kahte h hum haste bahut hai,
par unhe kya pata
hasne wale ke dil me dard bahut hota hai..