Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Tamna Jab Kisi Ki Nakam Hoti He
Zindagi Us ki Ek Udas Sham Hoti He
Dil Ke Sath Doulat Na Ho Jiske Paas
Mohabbat Us Garib Ki Nilam Hoti He.

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

Muhabbat to sirf ek ittefaq hai
Ye to Dilo ki mulakkat hai
Muhabbat nahi dekhte ki ye din hai ya raat hai
isme to sirf waphadari or jaajbaat hai

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeeze it,
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
SWEETNESS…..!

Success does not depend on making Important deciosions Quick,
But it Depends on ur Quick Action on important deciosion.
"Be the Best"
"Do Ur Best"

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS. Happy Friendship Day !

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Sometimes missing is more precious
than being together.
Becoz we miss only those
whom we don’t want to miss

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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