This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
U r my love & u r my valentine…
I do love u & it’s true,
I never knew my life without u
I wanna live but it’s only with u,
Please be my valentine, I will hold u 4ever
U R D most wonderful man I have ever met.
U light up my life and I am always complete and happy -
when I am by your side.
I will love U forever.
U put a smile in my heart.
Zindgi Me 2 Chize Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He
Sans Or Sath
Sans Tutne Se To Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta He Par KisiKa Sath Tutne Se Insan Pal-2 Marta He
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
Pyar to zindagi ka afsana hai,
Iska apna hi ek tarana hai,
Pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu,
Par na jaane har koi kyun iska diwana hai.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
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I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.
Hmne to kanto ko b narmi se chhua h.lakin.
Log bedard h phulo ko masal dete h.
Kon deta h umr bhar ka sahara yaro.
Log Janaze me b kandho ko badal dete h.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
"Har ghari Intzar me Guzri,
har bahaar unki yaad me guzri,
Mein Ek Aisa Phul Hu Jise Rakh K Wo Bhul Gaye,
Tamam Umr hamari
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith.
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. (Honore de Balzac)
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u give me sincerely that's why my dad , I love u so dearly.
Happy Father's Day My dear dad!
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.