I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 else
Wen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YU
Mey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self

God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.
So, if you find yourself in a mess
that’s impossible to resolve,
Take challenge as a compliment.
God thinks you can do it!
Good Morning

If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

I love you more today
than I did yesterday,
but not as much as I will tomorow

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
But,
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.

Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking-
don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab Zindagi ho par Pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par Khwab na hoo,
aur Jab koi apna ho par Sath na hoo.

Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(

U r my love & u r my valentine…
I do love u & it’s true,
I never knew my life without u
I wanna live but it’s only with u,
Please be my valentine, I will hold u 4ever

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Asuon ko Ankhon ki Dehleej pe laya na karo, Apne Dil ka haal kisi ko batay na karo, Log mutthi bhar Namak liye ghuma karte hai, Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaya na karo

Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

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