Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

Bethe hen raah-e-guzar per dil ka diya jalaye
shyed k wo dard smje shyed k wo lout aye..!!

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart
Forever make me Miss You even more this Holi
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Do Reply to Question
Qusetion:
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
Ans???

→ What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

MUsafton men katti hy umr-e-shbaab apni..
wo paas rehta.wo paas rakhta to bura kia tha...

one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.

Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”. Happy Friendship Day !

As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.

Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains....

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

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