Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
PATIENT: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests. DOCTOR: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. PATIENT: But I'm the examiner!
Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts And fulfill your every desire.Merry Christmas
If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.
If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.
I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship
because Friends Are Like Diamonds
When You Hit Them They Don’t Break
But May Slip Away From Your Life