Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon Lee)
Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
I don’t know exactly
what being mature is
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!
The recipe of friendship
one cup of sharing.
two cups of caring.
three cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends forever.
A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.
sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Wohi Kaarwaan, Wohi Raaste, Wohi Zindaagi;
Magar Apne Makaam Par, Kabhi Tum Nahin Aur Kabhi Hum Nahin!
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
Agar Aap Sey K0i Bachi Set Nhe H0 Rhe
T0 Aapki Shakal Achi Nhe H0gi P
Beta Iss Men Mein Kya Kar Sakti Hun
Zubaida Aapa Ke Bebasi.
Understand how Beautifully God Has added one More day in your Life.....
Not because You need it...
But because Someone else needs you..,
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
I don’t care how many lips u?ve kissed, how many shoulders u?ve embraced & how many times u?ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!..
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!