Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

If I was there tonight:
I would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much I care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!

Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends. Happy Friendship Day !

Birthday candles, birthday cake, Birthday song, and presents, too...Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeeze it,
beat it to pulp;
all that you’ll get is only
SWEETNESS…..!

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..

Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]

Eid Mubarak to You.

SmsHub.pk
Mehndi Designs