A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.
“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”
Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye..
unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye..
uper se awaz aai, ye kaisi vidai hai..
mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar Rahi Hai Zindagi Imtehan Ke Daur Se.
Ek Khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!
Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice. Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Don’t read this sms..
Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."