Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Let S Share The W0rld
A Sea Is F0r U
Nd Waves Are F0r Me
The Sky Is F0r U
Nd Stars Are F0r Me
The Sun Is F0r U
Nd Light Is F0r Me
Everything Is F0r U
Nd U Are F0r Me.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.
HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!
Please be my
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
Happy Valentine's day!..............valentine's day wishes for girlfriend
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
If u r askin if I Need u r the answer is 4Ever If U r askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never If u r askin what I value the Answer is u . if u r askin if I love U the answer is I do.
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
Halaat Se Pyar ki Saza mil Gayi
dekthe hi dekthe zindagi Badal Gayi
pyasi nigahe liye Khade the hum unke intezar mein
unhone hame dekha aur unki rahe badal gayi
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
admission free, special offer for you.