Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge
Wu kunsa khan hay ju pathan nahee hay
Destar Khan zubaida aap aka paheli wala totka
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
Do wat they felt was right??
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
Fathers can be solitary mountains,
All their love rock-like, steep, and strong.
Though warm and caring, somehow they belong
Halfway home to mothers’ bubbling fountains.
Each of us needs love that knows no quarter,
Reminding us of bonds that cross a border,
Strengthening our sense of right and wrong.
It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the Love of sky for earth.
They never meet each other,
But send Love this way.
Enjoy the Love of Nature.
Happy Rainy Day.
Mere Dil Ka Dard KisNe Dikha Hai.
Mujhe Bas Khuda Ne Tarapte Dekha Hai
Hum Tanhai Me Baithe Rote Hai.
Logo Ne Hume Mahfil Me Haste Dekha Hai
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously
tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?..