A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.”

Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?

Morning beauty with cool and soft breeze
are reminders that Allah loves You.
So you should enjoy the day and
make you day a memorable and lovable day!

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

When problems are so big and
your strength is no longer enough
to carry them, don’t give up
Coz where your strength ends,
the grace of ALLAH begins.

khud ki halat ka mujhe ehsas nahi hota
ankhe tab barasti hai jab koi pass nahi hota,
dil se chahne wale hi dil tod dete hai
bus isi baat ka vishwas nahi hota.

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

You can?t have a better tomorrow if
you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
So, forget the past and concentrate on future.

If you want to say - Will you be my Valentine to your best friend going to be your girlfriend/beloved one this Valentine day 2014.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Jerome K. Jerome

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!