How did you find the energy, Mom
To do all the things you did,
To be teacher, nurse and counselor
To me, when I was a kid.
How did you do it all, Mom,
Be a chauffeur, cook and friend,
Yet find time to be a playmate,
I just can't comprehend.
I see now it was love, Mom
That made you come whenever I'd call,
Your inexhaustible love, Mom
And I thank you for it all.
If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
friend for me.
When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.
YOUNG DOCTOR: Do you mind if I ask you why you always ask your patients what they have eaten? OLD DOCTOR: Not at all my boy. Their food is very important. It helps me gauge my fees!
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Life is a journey that is not meant to be made safely.
I want to live my life in a way
that when I get really old,
I look back at my life and say:
Aah I lived it, not survived it.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".