I may not always text you,
But our distance makes me miss you.
I may not always stay in touch,
But I care for you very much.
I may not always stop to say hi,
But I hope never to say good bye.
I may not prove to be the perfect friend,
But I hope the friendship we share,
never reaches an end….
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
The recipe of friendship
one cup of sharing.
two cups of caring.
three cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends forever.
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration
have an enjoyable diwali mela
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.