Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
It is very special today to say good night
because it is last night of the year.
I wish that God also forgive
all of our sins and mistakes.
So that we enter new year in refined and innocent form.
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
And etched on vacant places
Are half-forgotten faces
Of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(