Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.
When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Happy Friendship Day !
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
Happy Mother's Day, I love you i hope you have fun. i love you so much. you are the best.you are the music in me. thank-you for being there for me i love
you. happy mother's day mother. Did you know you are every thing to me, princess, king, mom, mother, brother, sister, you are every thing to me. I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER. I LOVE YOU.
I love you you love me were a happy family with a great big hug and a great big kiss make your wishes come true with every kiss?
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Thank God
For All His Blessings We Recive..
Happy Rainy Season
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful.
TEACHER – Your
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous