Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Love You

TUM,TUM or sirf TUM
LOkhatam hui meri daastan

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
1. Yes.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

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