All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Wishing u 1 month of ramzan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
Touching lines from a broken heart: In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
Dipped in hues of love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.