Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.
Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
Yet no one ever equals to you.
A tired doc was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. The young mother pleaded: Please, you have to come right over. My child has swallowed a contraceptive. Doc dressed quickly and was about to leave when the phone rang again. The woman said: You don´t have to come over after all. My husband has found another pill !
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
TYPE OF EGGS
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
X'mas is love..X'mas is dedication..X'mas is happiness..Happy X'MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers..
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains....
If you Want 2 See 2 Heaven on the Earth,,,
You Must See your Mother,
You should Touch her Feet.
Because ur Mother is Example of Paradise.
Happy Mother's Day..!
Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.