Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!
Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
You did it!
Above the rest!
I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, Wedding on Thursday, fighting on Friday, Divorce on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday.
How can I put this… forget I exist?
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
Good decisions come from experience.
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.
what ever a mind of a man
can conceive and believe
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.