Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

DOCTOR: Are you an organ donor? PATIENT: No, but once I donated an old piano to the Army!

Jo rounga to palko pe nami reh jayegi
zindagi bas naam ki zindagi reh jayegi
ye nahi ki tum bin jee na paunga
haa magar zindgi mein ek kami reh jayegi

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

2 PYARI BATE"..
Apne Asuo Ko Itna Mehnga Krdo Ki Koi Unhe khridane
Ki Kosis Na Kre.
or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Krdo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane
Ki Chahat Kre

Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.

A Carrot And A Brocoli Are Walking Down The
street, When All Of A Sudden, A Truck Comes Out
of No Where And Runs Over The Carrot. The Brocoli
then Rushed His Friend To The Hospital. The
brocoli Is Waiting For The News Of His

If sum1 cums in2 ur lyf n bcms a prt of u,bt 4 sum rison s/he couldnt stay,dnt cry 2 much..
Jus b glad tht ur paths crosd n sumhw s/he made u hapy evn 4 a wile.

Dar-e-Nabi Par Para Rahoon Ga
Dare nabi par para rahoon ga pare hi rehne se kaam hoga
Kabhi to qismat khule gi meri kabhi to mera salam hoga
Khilafe mashooq kuch huwa hai na koi aashiq se kaam hoga
Khuda bhi hoga udhar bhi aye dil jidhar woh aali maqam hoga
Kiye hi jaoon ga arz matlab milega jab tak na dil ka matlab
Na shaam e matlab ki subha hogi na yeh fasana tamam hoga
Jo dil se hai ma’il-e-payambar yeh is ki pehchan hai muqarrar
Ke har dam is be nawa ke lab par durood hoga salam hoga
Isi tawaqqa pe ji raha hoon yehi tamanna jila rahi hai
Nigahe lutfo karam na hogi to mujh ko jeena haram hoga

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

Koi dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,
mujhe Aap apne hi jaisa bana do,
maayoos hota hoon jab woh todte hai dil,
1 patthar ka dil mere bhi seene me laga do.

Mobiles are irritating,
Daily charging,
Monthly recharging,
Annoying beeps,
Always disturbing,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”

Mohabbat muqadar h koi khwab nhi
Ye Wo ada hai jisme sab kamyab nhi
Jinhe panah mili unhe ungliyo pe gin lo
Jo barbad hue unka hisaab nhi

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

aye janejaan mujhe yeh to bata
mujhe bhula kr tujhe kya mila...
meri hasraton ka hisaab de
mera dil tor kar tujhe kya mila...
tere kuch din ke pyar se
mujhe zindagi bhar ka gum kyu mila...
main toot kar bikhar gaya
aur tujhe mujhko tor kar kya mila...

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Kisi k Dil Pe kya gujri koi anjan kya jane,pyar kise khte h koi nadan kya jane, Uda k sath le gya Ghar Parindo ka,kaise banaya tha Ghosla ye tufan kya jane..

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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