Auspicious red,
Sun kissed gold,
Soothing silver,
Pretty purple,
Blissful blue,
Forever green,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Muddat tamam hui koi afsana na mila
hum dhudhte rahe magar thikana na mila
lo aaj fir chali gayi zindgi nazro k samne se
aur use rokne ka koi bahana na mila.

To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
To have a friend I always need you.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Ups & Downs,
unexpected results
& problems are part of life.
Never lose hope in any condition
becoz the darkness of night
always finishes with light of day.
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air
But not for 1 second without hope!

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

Pyar mein humare sabar k Imtihaan ko dekho
Wo meri baahon mein so gayi rote rote kisi or k liye..........

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has asilent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.

It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
and for people with your face ...