Could you say where d sea ends from d shore…?
‘ MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.’
[Will u be my Valentine?]
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Sukun apne dil ka maine kho diya ,
Khud ko tanhai ke samander me dubo diya.
Jo thi mere muskurane ki vajha.
Aaj usi vajha ne meri palko ko bhigo diya.......
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ?
At the bottom !
Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha,
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha.
Wo Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
roses are red violets are blue
i had a dream that never came true
i miss that dream i really do
but not half as mush as i miss you
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares
Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
Badi Kosish k bad Usko Bhula Diya
Uski yad ko Sine se mita diya
1 Din fir uska SMS aaya Likha tha Bhul jao mujhe
Or Bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila dia