Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
You Always Remain close to my HEART
and far from my EYES.
Thousands of languages around this world
“smile” can beat them all.
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
Chor qasid mere khat k tukre
ye bta wo kesa hy ..? :(
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
As you go to bed tonight, I ordered bats to guard you tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & to make sure you are alright,
i”ll ask the Dracula to kiss your neck Good Night..
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
“Life is not only about happiness”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.