Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forget U, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

A MILLION

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

Nazre usse milau to sharminda na krde.
Izhar karu to inkar na krde.
Meri lash k pas na bithana use yaaro
Darr he wo chhukar muje zinda na krde.

Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

For a Cool Kid!

It's birthday time again, and WOW!

You're a whole year older now!

So clown around and have some fun

To make this birthday your best one!

We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.
Happy Holi

The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
Happy Engagement

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

If CARE is a WAVE,
i give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
i give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
i give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.

Let me guess what U R doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Ba Adaab
Ba Mulahizaa
Hoshiyaar
Beghairat-E-Azaam
Badshaah-E-Kanjaraan
Zaleeel-Ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-E-Jooa
Sardaar-E-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardaari Aa Rahay Hain.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

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