At 5 years ''Mommy I love you."
At 10 years ''Mom Whatever."
At 15 years "My Mom is so annoying."
At 20 years "Mom, I don't care what you say"
At 25 years ''Mom, you were right''.
At 30 years "I want to go to Mom's house."
At 50 years ''I don't want to lose my Mom."
At 60 years "I would give up everything to have my Mom here with me."
You only have one Mom.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Allah's Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like Driking Coffee Without Sugar,
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When You Are Not Beside Me
I Miss U
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…
Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)
Do u think u can answer….
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
To my dad on his day,
Of whom I am a living will:
May your happiness fulfill
Your goodness, as is just and right.
Deeds are seeds upon the night
As wind and wonder have their way,
Delivering the destined light.