Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

You may find someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one
who miss you more that me..

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

There\'ll be flowers, Gifts and fun, as you celebrate your day with everyone, A wish is on your way, To enhance the beauty of the day. *HAPPY BIRTHDAY*

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

May the noor of this NIGHT illuminate
you heart,mind & soul
and may all your duas be answred.
Good Night

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Congratulation,
Here's wishing u lots of wonderful
moments of togetherness...
now & always.
Happy Engagement

Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.

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