Takdir K aaine Me meri Tasvir Kho Gayi
Aaj Hamesha k Liye meri Rooh So gayi
Mohabbat karge kya paya Maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi or ki ho gayi
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my love.
PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.
Whenever I may go
That’s U My Dear Valentine..
Everyday is The Day of Valentine
u Are Beat of My Heart..
Friendship Still Remains
Wishing U A Love Filled Valentine..
Whenever You Miss Me
u are Still Just My Little Teddy..
Valentine Day is over!
A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa.
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
Uni nigaho me gunhegar hai hum kasme wade todne ke kasur war hai hum
ye hamari aakho ki nami hi janti hai k kis tarah ...
Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.
Wo samne the aur hum palke utha na skhe,
Chahte the pr pas unke ja na skhe,
Na dekh le wo apni tasvir harmari akho mai,
Bas yahi soch kr hum unse nazre mila na skhe..
Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai,
Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai,
Aur mehfil me logon ne hume haste dekha hai
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
The saddest things in life r
to remember d happiest moments
of d past which
seems unlikely 2 happen again in lyf time!
Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!
WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Valentines Day is a day of luv,
No 1 gives me more luv than u,
U brighten up my Each day,
U deserve my undying luv,
Will U Be my valentine????
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!