Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly
An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!
Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.
Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
Dil Todne Walo Ko Saza Q Nhi Milti
Hr KisiKo Pyar me saflta Q Nhi Milti,
Log Kehte Hai Isq To 1 Bimari Hai
To Fir Medical store Me Iski Dava Q Nhi Milti.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Zindagi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taklif Deti Hai- Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Na Ho Uske Sath jeena......! Ek Wo Jis Se Mohbbat Ho Uske Bagair jeena..
Bounteous congratulations and wishing for the next jouney and thanks to feel me proud that I m ur friend. Really feeling very delighted to hear about ur grand success.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
PaLko Se Aankhon Ki Hifazat Hoti Hai,
DiL To Dhadkan Ki Amanat Hoti Hai,
Ye SmS Ka Rishta Bhi Bada Ajib Hai,
Karo To TakLif Or Na Karo To Shikayat Hoti Hai.
ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?
hahahaha fool ~
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
MY HEART BREAKS
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
Wohi Kaarwaan, Wohi Raaste, Wohi Zindaagi;
Magar Apne Makaam Par, Kabhi Tum Nahin Aur Kabhi Hum Nahin!
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.
Veena Malik’s Valentine tweet, “Tum mujhay Rose do, main tumhain roz doongi”
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,
Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,
Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,
Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai….