7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS
come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Surely mockers surround me; my eyes must dwell
on their hostility.
“Give me, O God, the
pledge you demand.
Who else will put up
security for me.?
You have closed their
minds to undertanding;
therefore you will not
let them triumph.- Job. 17:2,4.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!