Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship
because Friends Are Like Diamonds
When You Hit Them They Don’t Break
But May Slip Away From Your Life

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

The poorest man on earth
is not the one without money,
but is the one without a dream.

Tu Maan Ya Na Maan Ab Ye Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai,
Aj Ban Gaya Hoon Khud Sawal Kabhi har Sawal Ka Jawab Tha...!!!

sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life .

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

Life is a rope
that swings us through hope
Always believe today is better than yestrday
&
tomorow will be much better than today.

Prayer isn’t a spare wheel that
you pull out when you are in trouble.
Use it as a steering wheel that
keep you on right path through out the life.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

Some TIMES in LIFE, one FEELS that all doors are CLOSED…..
When that happens in your life, remember that WORDS that
NOT ALL CLOSED DOORS ARE LOCKED…..

My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever

Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.

Mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi,
a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de,
mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi…

May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
So Good Luck 4 Ramazan

May the Joys of Today Be Like Beautiful Flowers Filling with Pleasure the Minutes and Hours And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after Your Birthday has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY With love.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

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