Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.
Doctor examining a boy in his surgery suddenly nipped out and asked his receptionist for a screwdriver. A moment later, he was out again asking for a hammer and a chisel. When he came out a third time, the boy's mother asked anxiously: For goodness' sake,doc! What's the matter with him? DOCTOR: I don't know. I haven't had a chance to examine him yet. I 'm still trying to get my bag open!
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.
Khushi K Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na
Ye Zindagi Na jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Ye Pyari c Relationsip Kabi Tutne Na Dena.
May Lord Ganesh bring you good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – As Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
Dr’s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr”s fee…
whole Day think of me….Good Morning…
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!