Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”
Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
Where are you?
A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!
This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Don’t read this sms..
Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.
Engagement iz the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done.
How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
Happy New Year.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.