First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

People say that
any number multiplied by zero it become zero,
then why doesn’t the same happen
when I multiply zero with
the distance between you and me

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limits”.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement…

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth

May this Ramadan be month of blessings,
A month full of forgivenesses
&
guidences for you and your family!
Amen

Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

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