How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends. Happy Friendship Day !

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

Leadership is not about the size of your office
or
title on your business card.
Its about the depth of your commitment
&
your passion to get things done.

If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. (Archibald Thompson)

Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

Many peoples realize their
heart’s desires late in life
Continue learning
Never stop striving
&
Keep your curiosity sharp
&
You’ll never become too old to
appreciate life
~ Good Morning ~

If father is happy then God is happy and if father is angry the God also angry so try to happy your father.

DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

If people around you,
are trying to pull you down.
Be proud about it.
Becoz it only means one thing that:
“YOU ARE ABOVE THEM”

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
childhood.”

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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