Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
Hoping this ganesh chatrurthi
Will be the start of year that
Brings happiness for you.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”
Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
*NEWSFLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
Towards the end of his life, a great comedian was told by his doc that if he continued to drink, he would lose his hearing. Asked by his friend if he planned to stop drinking, he answered: Not at all. You see, the stuff I´ve been drinking is so much better than the stuff I´ve been hearing!
Let A Smile
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
Today if anyone praises you
for your beauty, nature, style and attitude
How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st?
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night….