How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..
1- Open Your Eyes.
2- Take A Deep Breath.
3- Smile A Bit.
4- Open Your Arms Wide.
5- Say, “Its Too Early.
Lets Sleep Again.”
Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
Carry a relationship that never breaks.
The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs
Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
→ Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)