A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!

HEART TO CIRCLE

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

PATIENT: Please tell me, am I getting better? DOC: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

PSYCHIATRIST to Patient: You have nothing to worry about. Anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a failure!
65:-l DOC: What is the matter with you? PATIENT: Typhoid fever. DOC: That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life.

The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!

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Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

LIVE YOUR LIFE

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

CAN'T LET U GO

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