3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?


Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at some Time .....
I Love U More Than Myself

BadaL Gai Raah LeKin Hum KHOYE Nahi
Dard Tha DiL Me Par Hum ROYE Nahi
Koi Nahi HUMARA Jo PuchhLe Humse
Jaag Rahe Ho Ya Kisi Ke Lie SOYE Nahi....

FORGET ME NOT

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.

("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

KhushI MiLegI To Has na Sakoge,
Gum MiLa To Ro B na Sakoge,
pYar Ka 1 Dastur Hai..Jise Chahoge Use Pa na Sakoge..
Aur JIse Paoge Use Chah na Sakoge.

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

Koi Dukh Na Ho
Koi Gaam Na Ho
Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho
Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na
Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na
Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho
Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary,
tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray,
NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)

In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!

Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

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