Where are the first 6 up's ?
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Girl: your bike..;-)
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
you have a special place in my heart!
Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,
Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,
Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,
the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.
I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.
When drinking meant applie juice.
When Mom was the only Hero.
When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.
When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.
When the only things broken were toys.
When good bye meant Tommorrow.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
Engagement is the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey's done
KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U
REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U
HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U
LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
If you have built castles in the air,
Your work need not be lost;
That is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.