An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!

If Wishes Were Flowers
I”D Send You A Big Bunch To Say….
“Get Well Soon”

Zameen chupane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil chupane k liye badan hota hai,
Shayad marne k baad bi chupaye Jaate h gum,
Isliye hr laash k upar kafan hota hai.

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

Wen Kids Learn 2walk,
They Keep Falling
But 2them Its Not Failing, It’s Learning.
So There’s Nothing Called Failure.
Everything Is A Learnig

Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
.
.
.
.
Just knock the door.

KHooN K SaGaR
UDHeLTa Hu Mai
.
DaRD oR TeeR
DiL PaR JHeLTa Hu Mai
.
TuM SaMJTe Ho
SHaYaRi LiKTa Hu Mai
.
Ye To ApNe
ZaKHMo Se KHeLTa Hu Mai

No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

First man: You got to see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Second man: How´s that? First man: Well, if you can´t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays!

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Please be my
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!..............valentine's day wishes for girlfriend

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear
that comes out of your heart
and falls through your eyes.
Always remember a friend is here to share.

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