Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”
i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkin
A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Kisi ko mohabat ki sachchai maar degi,
Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar degi,
Kar ke mohabat koi na bachega,
Jo bacha use tanhai maar degi
Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY
May Be Great
To Be Their Last
Iz Beyond Perfect
Happy Valentines Day 2015.
Master of puppets is pulling your strings,
Twisting your mind in Smas Hing your dreams.
Blinded by me, you can”t see a thing when i
count to 3 you shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
dil ke dard ko dil todne wale kya jane.
pyar ki rasmo ko yeh zamane wale kya jane.
hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche.
yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane......
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
admission free, special offer for you.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!
Hm GARIBO Ka Koi GHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
ZINDGI Phool Ka BISTAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
Maine KHABO M TARASHA Jise
Tu Wahi Kimti PATHAR Ho ZARURI To Nai
What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!