Sweet is your
Dear is your
As Earth wants
i want nothing
Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day
Apse dil agar mila na hota
Aaj apse dil ko gilaa na hota
Apke dil me bhi wafaa hoti
To judaai ka koi silsila na hota
Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
Always welcome a new day
with a”smile”on your
“love”in your “heart”
“good thoughts”in your “mind”
& you’ll have a wonderful day
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
Gustakhi Ye H Hamari,
Hr Kisi Se Rishta Jod Lete Hain,
Log Kehte Hai Dil Patthar Ka Hai tera.
Lekin Kuch Log Aise Hain Jo Ise B Tod Dete hai.........
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
Be my love on Valentine's Day! Steal your girlfriend's heart with this cool, cute, sweet msgs.