Agar sar par baal na nikal rahian houn thu sir pe engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal kyun nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

g haan

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!

Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe

2008-09 main sub sey
zyada mitti paleet kis ki
hui
N0minees:
1: Bush
2.:zardari
3.:Sh0aib Akhtar
4.:Parvez Musharaf
&
The Winner Is.
( ‘-‘)

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Mistakes are painful when they happen
but
years later a collection of mistakes is called
Experience
which leads u to success...

Bujh gaye bhi to kya apne dil ke diya,
Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye,
Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare,
Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye...

We Often Fail to Understand
the one Who Is Very Close to us,
Coz the Book When Held
Very Close to Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult to Read!

Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.

Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do

Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

At Childhood We Always Wanted To Grow Big..But Now We Realise That Broken Pencils & Unfilled Homework Was Better Than Broken Hearts

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!

I never believed in destiny until I met you ! Sweetheart we are meant to be together

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::

zindagi ko samjhne ki koshish kabhi na krna,
ye woh dard hai jo sambhale nhi sambhlta...

MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

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