Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Question Time
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!

Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

Khush nahi fir b sabko khush rkhte hai hm,
laparwah h fir b sbki parwah krte hai hm,
maloom h koi mol nhi hmara fir b
kuch anmol logo se rishta rkhte hai hm.

wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear

Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration

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Hum uski yaad main barso rote rahe...Bewafa wo nikle badnaam hum hote rehe...Pyar main madhoshi ka aalam toh dekhiye dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe......

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

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