I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
“This is what the
Sovereign LORD says :
*See, I lay a stone in Zion,
a tested stone, a
for a sure foundation;
the one who trusts will never be dismayed*” (Isaiah 28:16)
Christ is the cornerstone…Have faith on him and
you will never be shaken.
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my
Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….
You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night….
May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas
If you learn to translate
every event of your life
into a positive way,
you will stop being a prisoner of your past
become designer of your future.
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
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No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
Sad Lines But Very True Fact of Life -
"Kaun deta hai umra bhar ka sath ae dost
Yaha to log janaaze me bhi kandha badalte rehte hain"...
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..
to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..
but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!
Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon