Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Imagin! A race between Love and Friendship. Who will win….? None of them. You know why….? Because Friendship always compromises and Love always sacrifices. Happy Friendship Day !
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
I miss you?
I like you?
I need you?
I’ve to utilize free sms package.
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
“I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me
Two Dyslexics In The Kitchen, One Says To The Other "can You Smell Gas?"
the Other One Replies " I CanÃ‚Â´t Even Smell My Own Name"
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi