´ Help´ came a frantic cry in a train compartment ´ Is there a doctor here?´ ´ I an a doctor´ responded a man leaping in from the next compartment. ´ Who needs help?´ ´ I do´ a passenger responded gladly. ´ Tell me, what is the name of a throat dease consisting of six letters´!
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Master of puppets is pulling your strings,
Twisting your mind in Smas Hing your dreams.
Blinded by me, you can”t see a thing when i
count to 3 you shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
I Trust And Love You…
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”
U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
Nothing assures the payment of an old dental bill like a new toothache!
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafrat sari dunia se ho gai.
DOC: how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 quarters? NURSE: No change yet!
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.