A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
2 love wdout condition,
2 talk wdout intention,
2 give wdout reason,
2 care wdout expectation,
is the heart of true relation
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
O-open your eyes
O-out of your bed
D-day has risen
O-old dreams come true
R-rise and shine
I-ideas of life
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
A psychiatrist and a proctologist teamed up for medical practice. The sign outside their clinic reads: ODDS & ENDS!
TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?
Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours
There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'