I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you
However you decide to spend
This very special day,
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
May u have all da joy ur heart can hold. All the smiles a day can bring. All the blesings a life can unfold. May u have gods best in everything.
Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship
and offers the greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truly nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
()’”() .-”.”-. /),,/)
(=’.’=) ( ‘.’ ) ( ‘;’ )
(“)(“) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)
A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday