Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. (Honore de Balzac)

On your Engagement
My warm wishes for a lifetime
of joy and togetherness.

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…

Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Luv was just a word till I heard it from u..

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

It is Mere in French, Mutter in German, Ammee in Urdu, Mom in English, Ma in Hindi. It still means the same to all of us SPECIAL. Happy Mothers Day!

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…

You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!

TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.

2 ekum 2
Zardari cheeni d0h
2 duni 4
Sub tmsey bezar
2 tiay 6
Shetan ke bachey
2 ch0ke 8
Sub kuch ker dia barbad
2 panjey 10
Ab tu karde bus
2 chikaiy 12
Ab tu mat aana dubara
2 satai 14
Mulk ka kr dya s0da
2 athey 16
Mulk ka bacha bacha b0la
2 nimai 18
Picha ch0r de hmara
2 dahaya 20
Ab tu chala ja khabees.

U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

Animal says that don’t beat me
flower say that don’t touch me
tree say that don’t cut me
but i say din’t forget me

i love you

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