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Wishing you happiness as big as Ganeshhi’s appetite
life is long as his trunk
trouble as small as his mouse
and moments as sweet as his laddus
Sending you warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

White-silent Blue-cool
Red-reserved pink-lovely
voilet-naughty brown-isolated
orange-hot black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon my valentine..

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS”

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

You have only two options in life.
1. ACCEPT
or
2. CHANGE
So try to accept what you can’t change,
And try to change what you can’t accept.

humari qabr ki mitti roz churata hai koi, har dum har pal yaad aata hai koi..ayee khudaa do lamhe k liye sansein dede...roz meri qabr se udaas jata hai koi...

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Dil Bola Ankh Se- Dekha Karo Kam,Kyo Ki Dekhte Hai ap Aur Tadapte Hai Hum; Ankh Boli Dil Se- Chaha Karo Kam, Kyo Ki Chahte Hai ap Aur Rote Hai Hum.

A friend can’t be considered a friend, Unless he is tested on three occasions: 1. In the time of need. 2. Behind your back. 3. After your death. Happy Friendship Day !

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

every things I need find in your arms..My! Valentine!

Always tell the special people
in ur life hw much u like & care,
Bcoz when they r gone,
no matter how loud u shout and cry,
they wont hear u anymore.

A pipe burst in a doctor´s house. He called a plumber who arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious things for a while and handed the doc a bill of £500. The shocked doc exclaimed: This ridiculous! I don´t even make that much as a doctor! The plumber quietly replied: Neither did I when I was a doctor

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