Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….
someone somewhere is thinking of you

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Today’s the “Festival of Lights” all o’er
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day

May Everything Be Happy And Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Lifes Best Things For You!

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend

You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.

in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.

"If there\'s something that you\'re dreaming Of then may it all come true, Because you deserve it all...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1

7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..

Hard-work is like stairs
and luck is like lift.
Sometimes lift may fail
but stairs will always take you to the top.
Have a successful life ..!

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

A third of your people
will die of the plague
or perish by famine
inside you; a third will
fall by the sword
outside your walls;
and a third I will scatter
to the winds and pursue with drawn sword.- Ezekial 5:12.

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream

I know,
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
But!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!

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