Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
Today a day this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.
A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes
World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
U r so beautiful
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way Happy Birthday
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
Girls look beautiful because
boys have good IMAGINATION
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.