A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
When God solve your problem,
then you feel happy.
Bcoz you have faith in his abilities.
When God doesn’t solve your problem,
then you are getting worry.
But don’t worry,
Bcoz he has faith in your ability.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
“God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask
or think, according to
the power that works in us.” – Ephesians 3: 20.
Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.
Change is a Nature of life
but challenge is a aim of life.
so you have to challenge the changes
but not to change the challenges
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
M.A is married again
What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedicians reading an ECG!
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up
you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and
choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace
The moment a child is born,
The mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed,
but the mother,
A mother is something absolutely new.
when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
when someone needs you
you always come back