Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Palko ko jo hmne bhigoye nhi. Vo sochte k hm kabhi roye nhi. Puchte hai k kise dekhte ho khwabo me. Unhe kya pata k hum sadiyo se soye nhi
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate H,
Tab Dil K Drd Aansu Ban K Beh Jate H,
Jo Kehte H K Hum Sirf Ap K H,
Pata Nahi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate H.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Girl: your bike..;-)
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you’ll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don’t want the world to know
that my friend is an Angel.
A man walked into a cardiologist's office and said: Can you help me? I think I'm a moth. DOCTOR:You don't need a cardiologist, you need a psychiatrist. MAN: Yes, I know. DOCTOR: Then why did you come here? MAN: Well, the light was on.....!
Uss ko Chaha toa iqrar karna na aya.
Kat gaye umer pyar karna na aya.
Manga uss ne kuch to mangi judai.
Aur ek hum thy k hume inkar karna na aya ..