A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be
filled with peace and love.
Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.
PATIENT: Doctor, if I give up wine, women and song, will I live longer? DOCTOR: Not really. It will just seem longer!
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…
The sun had rise from the east & birds r singing happily &
butterflies are around the flowers. It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning & say good morning to you..
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father’s Day
For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
Happy Birthday my love.