If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

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The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Hmne to kanto ko b narmi se chhua h.lakin.
Log bedard h phulo ko masal dete h.
Kon deta h umr bhar ka sahara yaro.
Log Janaze me b kandho ko badal dete h.

cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Whenever I may go

That’s U My Dear Valentine..

Everyday is The Day of Valentine

u Are Beat of My Heart..

Friendship Still Remains

Wishing U A Love Filled Valentine..

Whenever You Miss Me

u are Still Just My Little Teddy..

Valentine Day is over!

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

MERI KABRA PAR WO RONE AYE HAI,HUMSE PYAR KARTE HAI YE KEHNE AYE HAI,JAB ZINDAGI THI TAB RULAYA BAHUT,AJ HUM ARAM SE SOYE HAI TO WO JAGANE AYE H.

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

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