A 6ther complained to the doc about her daughter's strange eating habits: All day long she lies in the bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her? DOC: Eventually she will rise and shine!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet,
It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop…
A typical student flips a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime! Happy Friendship Day !
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends
As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
(",) come & go,
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
A short but true message
for leading a good life.
“Care should be in Heart not in Words
Anger should be in Words not in Heart”.
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
to one such person…
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them..
Joke at ur troubles, but gather strength from them,..
Have fun vd ur difficulties, but overcome them!
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music