Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
Badi Kosish k bad Usko Bhula Diya
Uski yad ko Sine se mita diya
1 Din fir uska SMS aaya Likha tha Bhul jao mujhe
Or Bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila dia
Is someone care about me?
Is someone has feelings for me?
I am the only person who misses everyone.
Who will miss me?
Please Miss me.
Uk: Hi dear
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Butterfly lives only few days,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.
Each moment is precious in life.
Live it fully and win many hearts.
As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Humy Aaj Aap k Any Ka Buhat Intazer Hai
Aaj Sy Baharoo k Musam Ka Agaz Hai
Humy Aap Sy Buhat Payer Hai
Humri Hr Darkan Main Bus Aap Ka Naam Hai
Apny Hr Gelyie Hr Shekwy Ko Mita Kr
Aaj Aa Jao Umer Bhir K Liye …
Aap k Liye Humra Dil Buhat ByKarar Hai
Humy Aap Sy Buhat Payer Hai
Happy Valentine Day!
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
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I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhe Dekha
Utni Chahat Se Kuch Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Ji Bhar Ke
Hume Muddat Hui In Aankho Ne”CHAND”Nahi Dkha
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Honey
have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday.
I have a pair of ears but cannot hear your voice all the time.
But I have only one heart that cares for you all the time.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
who has poured upon us the new light of ur Incarnate Word
grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts
may shine forth in our lives
through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen