Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
R u ready??
Here We Go....
How many Times Did u Press The Button
Jindagi Itni tanha Q hoti hai
Kismat Itni Bewafa Q hoti ha
Logo Ki aksar ye Shikyat Q hoti hai
Jise Pana hai Muskil Usi se
itni Mohabbat Q hoti h
" Fish said to water - u can't see my tears ,b'coz i m in u.
Water replied - but i feel ur tears b'coz u r in me."...
ZARDARI Murgiy0n Sey B0la:
Agar Tm Sub Ne Kal 22 Anday Na Diye T0 Sub K0 Swat K 0perati0n Ke Tarha ARMY Sey Halaal Karwa D00nga
Subah Us Ne Dekha Sub Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Eik K Nechay Sey Usay 1 Anda Mila
Tm Ne Eik Anda Q Diya
T0 Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Sey Diya Hay
Waise Me MURGA H0n
A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas ha
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi jazbaat hai...
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EASTER" Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
Asif Ali Zardaari Aa Rahay Hain.
Don't guess a person's character on his present situation. Bcoz, Time has the power to change an ordinary coal into a precious diamond....gud evng. . .
Kisi k Dil Pe kya gujri koi anjan kya jane,pyar kise khte h koi nadan kya jane, Uda k sath le gya Ghar Parindo ka,kaise banaya tha Ghosla ye tufan kya jane..
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?