If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)
Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make you mad but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more than me.
Please be my Valentine!
Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana,
Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana,
Chalakte hai sirf aansu in aakhon se ab to,
Mushkil hai inme kisi ke liye sapne sajaana...
Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together!
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Happy Valentines Day
I Kn0w Its Early
But I Have Hundreds 0f Hands0mes
Nd Beauties T0 Wish
S0 I Th0ught T0 Finish 0ff Aunties
Nd Uncles First.
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much