Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Be prepared and some day your chance will come.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!

teri yaad aati hai
teri yaad jati hai
ab na tu aati hai
aur na teri yaad aati hai

It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

The way you laugh, makes me smile;
The way you talk, gives me butterflies;
Everything about you, makes me happy.
Can you make me happy for the the entire lifetime by being my Valentine?

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Lövèäßlé Ñümßèr--->143
Lövèåßlé flöwèr--->RÖSÉ
Lövèaßlé Plcè--->TÄJMÄHÅL
Lövèaßlè Då¥--->14th Fèß
Lövèåßlè Örgåñ--->HÉÄRT,
& Lövèaßlé Frìèñd--->¥ÖÜ"

` HAPPY` VALINTINE` DAY`..

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat Nahi hoti.. FARAZ Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain. Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari?

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

It's the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It's the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

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