I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!

Hey Sleeping Bird!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
Have A Nice Day.

Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
Yet to be seen.

Morning is a good time to
remember all the sweet things
all sweet persons in your life
so wake up with your your dreams
Goood Morning

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

Friend's forever..

friend is a language of heart.
not written on paper,
not given by pledge,
it’s a promise renewed every time.
let’s be in touch forever….!!

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!

Smile is a cooling system of heartSparkling
system of eyesLighting system of faceRelaxing
system of mindSo,activate all systemSMILE. .

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time
Has expired.
Leave your bed
And get up.
say t0 all

Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part - Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Us k Pyar me gahri chot khai hai,
Milne se pahle hi judai payi hai,
Dua mangte hai Log is haal me Mar jaane ki,
Lekin humne Un ki yaad me
Jeene ki KASAM Khai hai....!!!

Some can give u Crying & tears. Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles. But only rare can give u Laughing tears & Crying smiles. Those r simply called Friends.Happy Friendship Day !

Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day