A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

A sad love story:
2 lovers who decided 2 end their relationship.
After many years wen d boy got married,
His ex girl friend approached him n said:
"How dare u use my favorite color as d theme of ur wedding ..!
How dare u use my favorite flowers as ur decoration!
How dare u set d date i proposed u as ur wedding day
How dare u use our song for the ceremony ??
The boy cried
'N said
"because this is d only way
I could pretend to my heart that i'm getting married to u.

I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship

love and colour just like a same things coz after some time it get fed nd atlast desappear........

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U

REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U

HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U

LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Keep smiling:-)

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

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v alentine’s Day :-*

Pattharo se pyar kiya nadaan the hum, galti humse hui kyoki insaan the hum,
aaj jinhe humse najre milaane me taqleef hoti hai, kabhi usi sakhs ke jaan the hum....

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

one day someone asked me:
“for how long you need this friend with you?”
I just cried and
dropped a tear of sorrow
into ocean and said:
“until you find that drop:

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments i ll treasure,
These u gave me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

Wo hame bhul gaye to ye koi bari bat nhi...
Aaj wo waqt hai k logo ko Khuda bhi yaad nhi...