Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

karoge yaad ek din is pyar k zamane ko,
chale jayenge jb hm kabhi na vapas aane ko,
karega mehfil me jb zikr hmara koi,
to tm bhi tanhayi dhundoge aasu bahane

santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Khushbu teri payaar ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…

“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”

When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.

Don’t read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story gives you new idea to win,
from Success story you can get only message.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

Laugh at your mistakes,
but learn from them.
Joke over your troubles,
but gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
but overcome them.
Good Day!

I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u.
I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

Painful wrds by a lover: "I was waiting 4 my name 2 b writen inside d mariage invitation wit his name. Bt 2day, my name s writen on d cover of it .....!"

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.