Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.

Zindagi roz naye rang mein dhal jaati hai,
Kabhi dushman to kabhi dost nazar aati hai,
Kabhi chha jaye, baras jaaye, ghata bemausam,
Kabhi ek boond ko bhi rooh taras jaati hai.

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
so,
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
&
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!

Agr Apkoh Raat Mai Neend Nhi Ati Toh Ankhon Main
Ek Ek Drop Elfi Dal Lain Apkoh Nend B Achi Ayegi
AOr Subh Ankh B Nhi Khulegee
Zubaida Aapa Kay ANdha Dhund Totkay.

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Boris Pasternak

,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤,
¤ HAPPY .¤
‘¤ BIRTHDAY ¤’
‘¤, ,¤’
“¤,:,¤”
dil se…

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

FILM
L0t00 Pakistan
HER0:
Zardari
HER0IN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HER0:
Y0usaf Raza Gillani
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim Nd Nawaz Sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain Bahi
SUPP0RTING ACT0R: Fazal Ur Rahman Nd Asfand Yar Wali
SIDE Villans: Chaudhry Br0thers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza Nd Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTI0N BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
P00r Pe0ple 0f Pakistan
C0ming S00n
In All M0biles In Pakistan.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

I “Pray” “For” “You”
A life that you truley “Deserve”
A life as good as your “Heart”
A life as bright as your “Smile”
and
A life as wonderful as “Yoy”
Good Morning

DOC: Did you ake the patient's temperature? NURSE: No. Is it missing?

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

Mohobat ko had se guzar to jane do
wo samne aayege hame biqhar to jane do
abhi jinda ho me aesas nahi unko
ro-roke pukarege hame mar to jane do.

Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

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