I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
I cannot erase from my heart
sweet memories of you
thy tongue sharp as a dart
my poor heart eschew.
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!
Success lies not in the result but in the efforts.
Being the best is NOT at all important,
Doing the best is all the matters.
ENJOY LOVELY RAINY DAY
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
White rose is for purity;
Orange is for desire;
Pink is for gratitude;
Peach is for appreciation;
And Yellow is for friendship.
But I chose Red rose for you which symbolizes love.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Labjo ne chhod diya hai
bayan karna hal-e-dil ka fasana
itne dhokhe khaye hai pyar mein
ki dil ne bhi chhod diya hai
dil mein kisi ko bsana
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..
Life can be happier & stress-free if we remember 1 simple thought-
We can't have all that we desire! But god will give us all that we deserve!!!
Your soul came back from dreaml
re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day
DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!