When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin,
“Life laughs at you when you are Unhappy,
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy,
but Life Salutes you when you make others Happy”
Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day
If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
As the crescent moon is sighted...
And the holy month of Ramadan begins...
May Allah bless you with happiness
grace your home with warmth & peace !
hey baby-girl how are you doing? i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking, i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour, but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else, there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set. all the best babes and have a nice ending friday......love you!!!!
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, Wedding on Thursday, fighting on Friday, Divorce on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday.
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind