The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!
VALUE OF LIFE
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
You & I
I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . & U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME.Happy Friendship Day !
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
PATIENT: I have got only 59 seconds to live. DOCTOR: Wait a minute!
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.
DOCTOR: You should stop taking these sleeping pills before they become a habit. PATIENT: Nonsense! I have been taking them for fifteen years and they haven't become a habit yet!
What do you call a handcuffed man?
I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
After his annual examination, patient asked his doctor: Well, doc, how do I stand? DOCTOR: That's what puzzles me!
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
PATIENT: Doctor, You have got to help me. My wife thinks she is an elevator.DOCTOR: Bring her to see me. PATIENT: I can´t. She doesn´t stop at this floor!