A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Winning horse does not know,
why it wins the race.
It runs because of the beating and pain.
Life is a race, GOD is your rider.
If you are in pain,
then think GOD wants you to win.
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid the side effects!
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
to one such person…
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
all bird pick shelter except Eagle
He goes over cloud & avoid rain
Attitude makes him King of Sky