Always have a unique character like SALT!
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!
Gud day! :-)
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
May this Diwali Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
everything bright & beautifulfil and fill your days
with pleasant surprises and moments.
There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
Ramadan is a month of Allah
Whose beginning is
Whose middle is
Whose end is Freedom from Fire
"do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.
I don’t need lot of new friends,
as long as my true present friends stay with me,
bless them all,
especially the sweetest one reading this sms.
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
umma Is A Wonderful DAY
“To Thank ALLAH”
For All He Gives To Us
Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare