Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and
Happiness….. So Here”s a wish to say….
& Take good care of Yourself !

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D

Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI"

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

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I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!

A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts

SMILE:
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

diwali is wonderfulday
2 love
2pray2care
2smile
2enjoy&
2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives to us
HAPPY DIWALI

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
But
You have no check book.

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