Fifty years is really not enough
In which to plumb the depths of someone's soul.
Fifty more years, then, should be the goal:
To know the beauty of another's love,
Yearnings shape, and life-long shadows buff.
Yet life was never easy in those years.
Everest is sometimes hard to climb.
A will to love has brought you to this time,
Rich in joys that time cannot remove.
So may this day be filled with happy tears!

It’s funny when people discuss
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Give me a green one, please.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

I wish that God would hold you tite. i hope that angels will
keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all rite, I”m
gonna wish you a wonderful night! sleep tite!!

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

Kanch Chubhe To Zakhm Reh Jata He, Dil Tute To Arman Reh Jata He Laga To Dete He Waqt Marham Is Dil Par fir B Umar Bhar 1 Nishan reh jata he

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!

Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights,
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
You are the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night….

PATIENT: Good morning, doc! I dropped in to tell you how much I benefitted from ur treatment. DOC: But you are not one of my patients. PATIENT: I know, but my uncle was and I am his heir!
83;-) PATIENT: Couldn't you split my persomality? DOC: Why would you want a thing like that? PATIENT: Oh Doc, I am feeling so lonely!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Kisi ko mohabat ki sachchai maar degi,
Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar degi,
Kar ke mohabat koi na bachega,
Jo bacha use tanhai maar degi
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