Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Saathi aisa mila jo saath na de sake,
Nigaahen aisi mili jo ro bhi na saki,
Hasna to chahte the hum har dum par kya kare,
Muskaan hi aisi mili jo hoton pe na aa saki!!!

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success. God fulfill all your wishes what ever you want in your life..

2 b loved is da bst,
2 fall in love is a curse.
2 b alone is unbearable,
2 fnd ur true love is a dream,
2 b aprt frm ur love is painful,
2 lose da 1 u love is death.

The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn`t it rain on you?

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!

Jab bhi teri yaad aati hain
aashuon ki barish sath lati hain
gham teri judai ka jine nahi deta
har khusi ab to duhai lati hain

Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colorful Holi

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Samjha do apni yaadon ko
Woh bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai
Aap toh door rehkar satate ho magar
Woh pass aakar rulaya karti hai

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