TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”
Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
If kisses could fly,
I would just send one
Just to say Good night!
When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Life can be happier & stress-free if we remember 1 simple thought-
We can't have all that we desire! But god will give us all that we deserve!!!
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
and responsible 4
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
It’s the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
Rashmi fell for her handsome new dentist likd a ton of bricks and pretty soon she had lured him into a series of passionate encounters at the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly: Rashmi, honey, we´ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious. She assured him: No way sweetheart, he is dumb as a post. Besides, we´ve been intimate for 6 months and he doesn´t suspect a thing.
The dentist agreed: True, but you are down to one tooth!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. & sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2 know u!!
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.