Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
“The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
Jindgi nahi rukti hei....kisi ka hone se ya na Hone se....Fir bhe Hum Jee nahi paate hei kisi Ek ke Bina.....
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry
Winning horse does not know,
why it wins the race.
It runs because of the beating and pain.
Life is a race, GOD is your rider.
If you are in pain,
then think GOD wants you to win.
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
2nd-ThInk oF Me
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!
Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Come everyone let's give a cheer,
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite,
And are seldom cross and hardly fight.
To a couple who bring joy to all,
May you laugh and sing and have a ball.
May happiness surround you two,
That is what I wish for you
Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!