Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

As echelons of zillion lights adorn,
and echoes of triumph and thunder swarm,
watching even a tiny gleam perform,
devoring ill, sparkling joy despite forlorn,
exhorts a hearty & happy year merely born
Happy Diwali

If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.

Every moment of yr life is a pic which u had never seen b4 &
which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautiful.

A sweet way to propose sumone.
~Excuse me~
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure
I love you** Happy Anniversary

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak

If kisses could fly,
I would just send one
Just to say Good night!
Much Love

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Dil Ko Dharkan Se Pehlay, Dost Ko Dosti Se Pehlay, Pyar Ko Mohabbat Se Pehlay, Khushi Ko Gham Se Pehlay, Or Aapko 1 Din Pehlay, ""HAPPY VALENTIN'S DAY""

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

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