If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
“The godless in heart harbour resentment;
even when he fetters
them, they do not cry
They die in their
youth among male prostitutes of the shrines.
But those who suffer
he delivers in their suffering; he speaks
to them in their affliction.- Job. 36: 13-15.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
__ . . __
( c__________, )
c how u make me happy!
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!
We All Have Our
Time Machines ...
Some Take Us Back, They Are Called Memories...
Some Take Us Forward, They Are Called Dreams...
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
The hardest part of
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day..
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart – silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always beloved friend. Happy Friendship Day !
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.