You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Dreams makes everything posssible,hope makes everything works,love makes everything beautiful,smile makes all the above keep smiling always.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
baal faila kar jab koi
mehbooba kabar par roti hai
tab mehsoos hota hai ke
mout kitni haseen hoti hai
Often when we lose all hope..
Think this is the end.
Allah smiles from above..
its just a bend,
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!
Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi nahi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai…
I don’t know exactly
what being mature is
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
zindagi sari chah me gujri,
umar sari guanah me gujri.
ek khushi hum ne dil se maangi
wo bhi gam ki pnaha me gujri..
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
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