Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
and
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT.
good luck

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person
I care most & the person that came into my mind is you so
just wanna wish you good Night.

Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,
It happenz wen you start knowing each other,
& it turn ending up needing eachother,
for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.

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