We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.

,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

Count your garden by flowers,
Not by fallen leaves.
Count your life by smiles Not by tears.
When your life has reached its autumn,
Count your age by Friends not Years !

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end… Happy Friendship Day !

It’s the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

Time is like the water of a river.
You can’t touch the same water twice.
the flow that has passed
will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.

Mohobat ko had se guzar to jane do
wo samne aayege hame biqhar to jane do
abhi jinda ho me aesas nahi unko
ro-roke pukarege hame mar to jane do.

A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies"
So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. .

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.

One day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when
I already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave
the tears!

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine”s Day !...

Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.