Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
get well soon so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Iftaar se pehle,
Iftaar k baad
/( . )\
!!!! Control yaar control !!!
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
If wishes were flowers I’d send You A big bunch to say….
Get Well Soon
“He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, That brings forth
its fruit in its season…”
Psalm 1 : 3.
The Word of God is the source of all blessings in our life.
When we mediate the
Word of God and treasure them and follow them,
they will lead us through
the path where we can inherit the blessing.
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
Reply is must.
Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
This is a message from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.