I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Life is nothing without friendship.
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
Government imposing new taxes.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Fathers need not fathers be.
All one needs to do is choose
To love for life, and that embrace,
Held long and hard, bestows the grace
Each craves. For all in time must lose,
Restored alone by memory.
So now it is with you and me.
Happy Engagement to you and
May ur engagmnt be Blessed wth joy and
companionship for all ur lives!
May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
Adults are cheerful and smiling with joy
There are lots of fireworks
which you and me enjoy
And now that we are celebrating Diwali
I know that people are jolly
Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.
"Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass