Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
What would the
“The Mummy Returns”
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Fareb tha hassi me aashiqui samajh baithe,
Maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
Waqt ka majak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,
Unki do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it’s value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold. Happy Friendship Day !
Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,live in my heart and there for ever stay
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
Please have a coffee of warm SMS
with sugar of sweet wishes
prepared specially for you
at this cold morning from me.
Never mind if sugar is little,
Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.