Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Tumse Door Jane Ka Hamara Irada Na Tha,
Tum Yaad Na Karoge Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jaoge Haume,
Yeh Andaza Na Tha!!!
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.
May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate ur life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-)
I'm a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use cause when you feel cold i'll burn myself to warm you.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!