QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively
How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
Covers you with gentle
You walk wrapped in
Protected & peaceful forever
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
o,, o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)