Agar sar par baal na nikal rahian houn thu sir pe engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal kyun nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

g haan

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v alentine’s Day :-*

it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred

PATIENT: Everytime I get into the bed, I think there is someone under it. You've got to help me. PSYCHIATRIST: Come to me thrice a week for two years & I'll cure your fears.I'll charge you only $100 a visit. PATIENT: I'll think over it. Six months later doc met the patient. PSYCHIATRIST: Why you never came to see me? PATIENT: For $100 a visit? A carpenter cured me for $10.PSYCHIATRIST: Is that so? How? PATIENT: He told me to cut the legs off the bed!

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
you have a special place in my heart!

In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow - Rosemonde Gerard

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?



“The Mummy Returns”

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
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