23 useless things in a man's body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don't laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu,

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen,

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi,

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Aaj peene de pilane de saaqi.
Vo ek bhul thi use bhulane de saaqi,
Ishq ki nadaaniya sabhi nahi karte
Ye to ek rasm hai nibhane de saaqi

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.

SLEEP FOREVER

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Please come and sit besides
I want to say some thing

i want to say that

i love you

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

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