Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
Sirf aik hi shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbaad na kar...
Roz rotay hue ye kehti ha zindagi mujh se...!
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Keep Pakistan green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
Girlfrend ke h0nt0 per shehd laga kar
kiss ki jae t0h gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur
khansi b theek h0 jae gi.
(Zubaida appa k Chaska t00tky)
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye,
Koi Dukho Ki Panah Me Roye,
Ajib Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka,
Koi Wafa Ke Liye Roye,Aur Koi Wafa Kar Ke Roye!
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
DOC to PATIENT: Say aah, now put out your tongue. As patient sat with mouth agape, doc wrote 2 prescriptions. DOC: Ah yes, that's fine, you may shut your mouth and he gave him the prescriptions and showed him out. NURSE: You dhdn't even look at his mouth, let alone examine his tongue or tonsils. DOC: Its nice to have a little peace and quiet when I'm writing out prescriptions!
When there is confusion between your heart and mind,
Don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything
But your heart knows only U.
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Mit gaye hain sab zakham,
Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya,
Saza puri ho gayi,
Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya
Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler