After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully...
One drop of dew on the grass and
a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live...
But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone...
So keep smiling..........
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Ban jau Agar Tum Sa Kesa Lagega
Her PAL Rahu Tumse Khafa Kesa Lagega
Khud Se B Zyada Ho Yaqin Tume Kisi Par
Agr Wahi De jaye Daga Kesa Lgega
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Love is a diary that only one person writes
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
cOCK SUCKER !!
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!
Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
namak kam lga...
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
Sb baithe rahe...
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.