A boy cried wen he had no shoes..
Suddenly he stopped crying wen he saw a man vdout legs..
Life is full of blessings!
Sometimes we dont understand it..
Gud mrng!! :-)
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Sweetheart in sort you are valentine
Happy Valentine's day 2014!
Ager apna pyar pana chaty h0 t0h apni tabyat
l0h 0r bayh0shi ke alam main apney ghar wal0 ke
ka he naam lyta rah0.
(Zubaida apa ke pyaar pa0 t0tkay)
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are. But When you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are… Happy Friendship Day !
l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
I miss you?
I like you?
I need you?
I’ve to utilize free sms package.
Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai,
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai,
Pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Surely mockers surround me; my eyes must dwell
on their hostility.
“Give me, O God, the
pledge you demand.
Who else will put up
security for me.?
You have closed their
minds to undertanding;
therefore you will not
let them triumph.- Job. 17:2,4.
Woh humein bhulane ki baat karte hain....
Zara pucho humein kitna Yaad karte hain........latest sad love sms
Chehre pe hasi ka dikhawa hai.....
Magar Tanhayi mein Aansuon se Fariyaad karte hain...... !
As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.