NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Wife to Husband :
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt,
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To,
To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo,
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya?
PATIENT: I think I have swallowed a pillow. DOCTOR: How do you feel now? PATIENT: Ifeel down in the mouth!
Understand how Beautifully God Has added one More day in your Life.....
Not because You need it...
But because Someone else needs you..,
Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
DOCTOR: Your cough sounds much better today. PATIENT: It should. I practiced all night!
"DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but GOD is truly wise.... He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true Also checkout our SMS Jokes, SMS Messages, Free SMS & SMS Forum section. Back to funSMS Home.
Even if Your SMS is not coming
I think you are sending but its undelivered.
Even if you are not calling
I think you are trying but network is Busy.
Because believing is most important in Friendship
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When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!
Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Don’t be scared by a person
Who practices a 100 kicks one time,
Fear a person
Who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted
with blessings of Allah and
many treasured moments of joy!