Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

‘Refrnce:
Dailly Jung Of 10-08-14
“APPEAL”
Taman Doston Se GuzarIzh Hai K Allah K Wasty
Zubeda Aapa Ka Mazaq Na Uraen
Woh Buzurg Khatoon Hai
ALLAH Mazaq Uraney Walo Ka Mazaq
Bana Deta Hai
xara Sochein Koi Iz Tarha Hamari Maa Kah Mazaq Uraye Toh
Allah Ap Ki Maa, Behno Ki Izzat Ki Hifazat
KaR (AMEEN) Khud Koh Bhi Rokein Or 2sro Koh Bhe Rokein
Plz Fwd 2 All
4rm
(Zubeda Aapa Kah Beta
Hussain Tariq).

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Good Morning…!!

Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

Tum se na kat sakaega andheron ka ye safar.
Ab shaam ho rahi hai mera saath chhor do.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.

Like a bright sunshine on a dreary day;
Like the assuring moonlight on a murky night;
Like a fresh blossom on a barren land;
You're the joy of my life.
I'll love you till eternity and beyond.
Happy Valentine's day!

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

→ B – Be yourself

I – invite new challenges

R – Recall past achievements

T – Trust your judgments

H – Have faith in your abilities

D – Desire only the best

A – Affirm your strengths

Y – You’ve got what it takes………

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I
love you very much.

There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

A good heart and a good nature are two different issues
A good heart can win many relationships, but a good nature
can win many good hearts.

Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.

Daddy you are the best,
although you live in the west.
stay the way you are,
while your driving your sports car.
You couldn’t be a better dad
oh yeah, don’t go driving around mad
I love you for ever
’cause you’r really clever
Even though i puss and shove
I will still show all my love

SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Man goes to chemist: I want to buy poison. CHEMIST: I can´t sell you that. Man shows wife ´s photo. CHEMIST: Oh, sorry. I didn´t know you had a prescription!

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