True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

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This is my style for giving Eidi

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

Birthday girl, today's your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun--Here's hoping you get to do every one!

Happy, Happy Birthday!

Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,

Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!

When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.

NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler

Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.
I hope this Christmas enriches ur life
May each day b happy & bright,
Overflowing with pleasure & love
May ur Christmas be filled with delight

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

Never waste an opportunity 2 say
‘I love U’ to someone U really like
B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

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