GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Sunshine is delicious,
Rain is refreshing,
Wind braces us up,
Snow is exhilarating;
There is really no such thing as bad weather,
Only different kinds of good weather.
Have A Good Rainy Day.
Mujhe Udas dekh kar usne kaha Mere hote huye tumhe koi Dukh nahi de sakta,
phir kuch aisa hi hua Baad mein jitne bhi Dukh mile sab Ussi ke hue
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
“Don’t Ask God To Guide Your Footsteps
If You’re Not Willing To Move Your Feet…”
If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
when you wait for someone for few mins,
its your NEED.
when you wait for someone for few hours,
its your TRUST.
when you wait for someone for few weeks,
its your friendship
But to wait when you know,
the person will not come,
its your LOVE.
Good news for Harvard University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend
There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream
A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
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