DOCTOR: Your cough sounds much better today. PATIENT: It should. I practiced all night!
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
PATIENT: Every morning when I get up and look up in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? DOCTOR: I don't know, but
your eyesight is perfect!
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
To begin with,
We might have been strangers,
but the closer we came,
the more we started realizing that not only
marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”
are decided in “HEAVEN”
Tujhe Paane Ki Tamanna Me,
Baar-Baar Janam Lete Rahe
Tujhe Paana To Door Ki Baat,
Dekhne Ko Taraste Rahe.!!
Ye Zindgi tb hsin hoti h,
chane se jb hr dua kbul hoti h,
kehne ko to sb apne h,
Pr kash koi aisa ho,
jo ye kahe..Tere drd se mujhe tklif hoti hai..
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure
I love you** Happy Anniversary
Jaane Kyun Log Kisi Ko Bhool Jaate H,
Kuch Pal Sath Rehkar Door Chale Jaate H.
Shayad Log Sach Hi Kehte H,
Sagar Milne Ke Baad Aksar Baarish Ko Bhool Jaate H.
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could
express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password;
Read my sms and emails and answer my phone;
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I'll have nothing to hide except for you from the world!
Happy Valentine's day sweetheart!
Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.