He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Naseeb mera Q mujse khafa ho jata h,
Apna jisko B mano bewafa ho jata h,
Q na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se,
Sapna pura hota nhi or sawera ho jata h..
Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate..
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
Hi Moon! Dim your light..
Hello Wind! Breeze soft..
Hi Flower! Blossom slowly..
Hello Earth! Spin gently.
Because my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night sweet dreams.
q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
kr k wada wafa ka wo mukar gaya, 1 chote se tufan se wo kitna dar gya,pata nahi koi majburi thi uski ya fir is khilone se B uska dil bhr gya ...........
A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
Please come and sit besides
I want to say some thing
i want to say that
i love you
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!