You are sunshine, you are divine
I am addicted of you like the wine
A love so fine, be my valentine..........woo your girl/girlfriend/beloved on Valentine's Day
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !
I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator
- Napoleon Bonaparte's 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine...
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Wife (in romantic mood): Have i ever come in your dream darling?
Husband (confidently): Never... Because i read ayat-ul-kursi before i sleep
A stronger and positive attitude
creates more miracles than any other thing.
Life is 10 % how you make it..
90 % How you take it..!
I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
Fate brought the both of us together.
So naturally when you look at us,
you will think we match each other.
Coz we are make to be for each other.
Bagawat Kisi Insaan Se Nahin,
Uske Khyalat Se Hoti Hai.
Chot Jab Dil Pe Padti Hai,
Aankhon Se Nafrat Ban Ke Nikalti Hai.?
Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
bhari mehfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,
hamare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,
wo bhi kehte hai yaar hum SMS kare bin reh nahi sakte.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.