The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
PATIENT: You've got to help me doctor. I have this fondness for doing bird imitations. DOCTOR: That doesn't seem bad to me. PATIENT: Oh sure! That's because you don't have to swallow the worms!
I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.
When drinking meant applie juice.
When Mom was the only Hero.
When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.
When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.
When the only things broken were toys.
When good bye meant Tommorrow.
A wechanic was removing cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop who war waiting for the service manager to come and have a look at his car. The mechanic called across the garage: Hello doc! Please come over here for a minute. The surprised surgeon walled over to him. The mechanic straightened, wiped his hands on a rag and askf argumentatively: So doc, look at this here. I also open hearts, take valves out, repair them, put in new parts.
And when I finish, this will work as new one. So how come you get the big money when you and me are basically doing the same work? The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: Try doing it with the engine running!
Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Happy Engagement to you and May your engagement be Blessed with joy and companionship for all your lives!
( \\ ) one for the friendship
( \\ ) One for the money.
( \\ ) One for the happiness
( \\ ) One for the popularity
aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Rose is Famous for Grace…
Advocate is Famous for his Case…
Horses are Famous for Race…
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face…!
have a nice day
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.