I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forget U, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. & sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2 know u!!

I wish you were my Valentine
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Koi kisi k dard me shamil nahi hai,
Har ada husn k kabil nahi hai,
Sab kuch luta kar samajh me aaya,
Yeh duniya pyar k kabil nahi hai.

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.

Never reject a day in your life.
Because: Good Day gives you happiness
and Bad Day gives you experience.
Both are essential in life.
Enjoy everyday of your life.

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Tears Are The Silent Language of Love:
When The Tears Come with Reason,
Means You Got Some Problem.
But,
When Tears Come Without Reason,
Means You Are Missing SOMEONE.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

GOD always has 3 replies to our pray.
1. Yes.
2. Yes but not now.
3. I have better plan for you.
There is never a “No”
Just have faith and always pray to GOD.

Summer rain is soft and cool,
so I go barefoot in a pool.
But winter rain is cold, and pours,
so I must watch it from indoors.

I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Paas akar sabhi door chalen jate hain, hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, dil ka dard kise dikhaye, marham lagane wale khudh hi zakham de jate hain. Bahut kareeb se dekha hai iss bewafaa zamane ko, Ab dil nahi karta kisi se dil lagane ko.


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

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