"Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near". It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. Happy Valentine Day.
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Expiry date: 28-11-2014
This is my style for giving Eidi
Flirt and flatter your sweetheart with this beautiful Valentine sms. Best Valentine's Day sms of 2014 in Hindi to say be My Valentine to your girlfriend, beloved or a girl whom you you want to purpose on 14 Februar 2014. Love is the most wonderful of all feelings in this world. It's Valentine's Day 2014 and what could be a better time to let your dear ones know that you love them. A sweet wish for the person you love.
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”
The hardest part of
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Do not long for the night,
to drag people away
from their homes.
Beware of turning to evil, which you seem to prefer to affliction.
“God is exalted in his power. Who is a teacher like him.?
Who has prescribed his ways for him, or said to him, ‘You have done wrong’?- Job. 36:20-23.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
Gary Gliter *Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
BAAGH Ka Har Phool Khilta Nahi
Her Qadam Sath Koi Chalta Nahi
Ye Dastoor Hai Shehr-E-Mohabat Ka
Jisay Shiddat Se Chaho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi…
I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….
A man told his psychiatrist that he felt he had a split personality. The doctor charged him double!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka. Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka. Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan. Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka