A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”

When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!

To hearts which near each other move
From evening close to morning light,
The night is good; becose, my love,
They never say good-night.

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Good evening 2 u sms
Why does the SuN set and Rise every day?

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Think...

So tht i can wish Good MorninG
and
Good evening 2 u

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

PATIENT: I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.DOCTOR: How long have you had this problen? PATIENT: What problem?

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

Jb khuch sapne adhure reh jate hain, Tb dil k aansu bnke beh jate hain..
Jo jindgi me sbse pyare hote hain, Pta nahi wo hi kese doo ho jate hain......

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

God will not give u a burden u can’t handle.
So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve,
Take it as a compliment-god thinks u can do it!
Good morning

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

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