A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!

Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,

because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair

and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one

who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.

Ssshh….Don’t afraid..
its me..
just putting a blanket of love upon you
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone..
Love you
Have a good sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

Kabhi hum tooty to kabhi khawb tooty.
na jany kitny tukron main armaan tooty.
her tukra aayina hai zindagi ka.
her aayine ke saath laakhon jazbaat tooty

Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.

There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

Unke Liye Ajnabi Hum Ho Gaye...
Mohabbat Ke Kuch Sil-sile Kam Ho Gaye...
Ab Khushiyon Se Zyada Gam Hain Zindagi Main..
Kya Pata Be-wafa Waqt Huwa Ya Bad-naseeb Hum Ho Gaye..

The Best Time To Do Something Significant
Is Between Yesterday And Tomorrow

U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

l What do you get when two hearts fight? A heart attack!

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