Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

An overweight woman goes to the doctor to try to rectify the situation. The doc prescribes pills on the strict instructions that she should take one pill, then skip a day, take one the next, then skip a day. Looking confused, the woman asks: Are you sure doc? Positive! He qpeplies. A month later when the pills are finished, the woman returns. The doc is astonished at the amount of weight she has lost. He chuckles: Well, I don´t need to prescribe any more pills for you! She sighs: Thank goodness!
Doc queried: Did you have terrible side-effects? The woman exclaimed: Oh no, the pills were fine but the skipping nearly killed me!

Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Once obtained
Difficult to maintain.
Once lost
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
And etched on vacant places
Are half-forgotten faces
Of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know.

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but
I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you. (Jill Bennett)

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