5 bad things to say to a naked guy

1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
3)r ucold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u give me sincerely that's why my dad , I love u so dearly.
Happy Father's Day My dear dad!

Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

Apna Keh Ke Jabse Tumne Loota He
Kya Me Bolu Ye Dil Kitna Tuta He
Tute Dil Ka Har Ye Tukda Kehta He
Pyaar MaT Karna Pyaar To Bas Ek Dhokha He

Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom H
Dard-e-dil ki inteha maloom H
Zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
Mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa maloom H

Butterfly lives only few days,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.
Each moment is precious in life.
Live it fully and win many hearts.

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

U waited 9 months 2 c d world 1yr 2 walk 2yrs 2 talk 5yrs 2 start studyng BUT i really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like U !!Happy Friendship Day !

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

You are sunshine, you are divine
I am addicted of you like the wine
A love so fine, be my valentine..........woo your girl/girlfriend/beloved on Valentine's Day

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Men like toilets

1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

Dil ke dard ko chhupana kitna mushkil hai,
Tut ke fir muskurana kitna mushkil hai,
kisi ke saath dur tak jao fir dekho,
Akele laut ke aana kitna mushkil hai...

Jis DIL mein basa tha pyar tera
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!