Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya
Jaa K GNday Naalay Main Kood Gaya
Doobtay Huye Bola Ab Aur Zulm Nahi Sahengy
Ek Ghar Main 2 Kuttay Nahi Rahengay.
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful,
whatever gives you Happiness
May all that be your Today,
Tomorrow & Forever ,
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..
Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…
Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.
Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
i missed "U"
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”
After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.
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(=’.’=) ( ‘.’ ) ( ‘;’ )
(“)(“) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)
A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
Wish you a blessed Ganesh Chaturthi and many prosperous days ahead.
An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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