If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends. Happy Friendship Day !
Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Experiences are like waves,
They come to you on shore of life,
Drag the sand from beneath your feet,
But each wave makes you stand on a new base.
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
Kindly sms Me Evryday.
The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
One stone is enough to break a glass. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to fall in love. and One SMS is enough to keep the relation alive. Happy Friendship Day !
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
There is Hot-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
Good decisions come from experience.
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.
BETH jata hun khaak pe aksar...!!
apni auqaat achi lagti hy..!!
when i miss you i cry, when i see you i smile,
but when am with you i have nothing to say,
because the urge to KISS you take me breath away.
I miss you.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
But when i turned around to c who it was,
I noticed that I was alone.
Then, I realized it that we are no longer together.
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?