A man walks into the doctor´s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He asks: What´s the matter with me? Doc replies: You are not eating properly!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
I wish your birthdays happened more
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.
the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
The righteous cry, and
the Lord hears, and
delivers them out of all their troubles.- PSLAM 34:17.
If we ask anything to
the god, he hears that
and does for us when
we believe god and
follow his ways.