Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

I believe in the one whose spirit glorified a little town
and whose spirit still brings music to persons all over the world
in towns both large and small.

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–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Good Morning…

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Best lines by a best friend:
“It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Nothing is predestination,
the obstacles of your past
can become the gateways
that leads to the new beginnings.

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

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