How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.
£50 note tattood on yourcock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
A daily thought… A silent tear… A Constant wish that u r near… Words are few but thoughts r deep… Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!! Happy Friendship Day !
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
(*) Happy Mother’s Day (*)
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions
D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries
G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always
May Everything Be Happy And Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Lifes Best Things For You!
If friendship is your weakest point, Then You are the strongest person in the world. Happy Friendship Day !
There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”
You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
It’s very difficult
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
Dont See Othrs Doing Better Than You,
Beat Your Own Records Everyday,
Because Success Is a Fight Between YOU & YOURSELF