Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
Leave My Boat.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
"If u r on right path & u r not facing difficulties, then think for a while u may be on wrong path. Because right path contains difficulties
Do not be quick with
your mouth, do not
be hasty in your heart
to utter anything
God is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes
when there are
so the speech of
a fool when there are
many words.- Ecc. 5:2,3.
Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!
I wanna keep3 things: . .
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed,
hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time Good Night…
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
The rain may cover the sun but
we know that the sun never forgets to shine,
just like u, I may not often see u
But u always shine in my prays.
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
If i cud reach up and hold a star
4 every time u made me smile
The entire evening sky
Wud b in the palm of my hand.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
Don’t walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.