What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the
twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!

Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Muj Ko Bhawy Galliyan Tere Galliyan

Tere Galliyan Galliyan Tere Galliyan

yu he tarpawy Galliyan TereGalliyan

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U

I want to say a word to u !!
.
.
That starts with u
.
.
and ends on u
.
.
that truly defines u
.
.
that word is
.
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“ULLU” …..

Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male

Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
No Good at Math.!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??

The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.

The seven year girl told her mom: A boy in my class asked me to play doctor. MOM: Oh dear! What happened than? GIRL: Nothing, he made me wait 45 min and then double-billed the insurance company!

Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

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