LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
MAN: My wife is in a real sorry state. She usually stays awake till 2 or 3 in the morning. What can I do for her? DOCTOR: Come home earlier!
VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
No matter the sky is black or blue,
No matter there”s stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be with you.
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
just a CARING heart with lovely saying
A sleeping lion
Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper.
On the paper, there are 3 words
‘Forget me not’
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.