If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!

When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS REXURECTION.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here

Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

American,
a retired sailor.
Has sheaves of notes, maps,
to match rivers & hamlets
with Conrad's childhood.
We see him driving off
in a taxi.

I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out

Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares

I believe in the one whose spirit glorified a little town
and whose spirit still brings music to persons all over the world
in towns both large and small.

I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

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“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS
come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

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