When I sms you,
I can not see you.
But I know when you read my sms.
A sweet smile will come on your face.
Then I pray to GOD to bless your smile forever
I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness.
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell And On The Advice Of Her Husband Went To See Her Doctor... When Her Husband Arrived Home From Work That Evening, He Was Moved To See Her Sobbing Uncontrollably. Fearing The Worst, He Tenderly Put His Arm Around Her
Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master But
Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes You A Legend
Strive for Excellence Be a Legend
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti, nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti, ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Father’s Day
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
May this Diwali Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
everything bright & beautifulfil and fill your days
with pleasant surprises and moments.
If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!
Takdir K aaine Me meri Tasvir Kho Gayi
Aaj Hamesha k Liye meri Rooh So gayi
Mohabbat karge kya paya Maine
Wo kal meri thi aaj kisi or ki ho gayi