Khushi ki rah mein gam mile toh kya kare. wafa ki rah me bewafa mile toh kya kare. kaise bachaye zindagi ko dagabazo se. koi dil laga ke de jaye daga toh kya kare....
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
Teri wafao mai sanam
Na watan ke rahe na saffer ke rahe
Bikhri lash ke itne tukde hue
Na kafan ke rahe na dafan ke rahe.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.........happy valentines day quotes
A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
kal na jane wqt ka kya faisala hoga,
hum me se na jane kaun kaha hoga,
phir milna hua to milenge khawabon main,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon main...
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
u BLINK UR EYES
Hi to Sweet Person
who passed Sweet Night with a Sweet Dream,
Now want to pass Sweet Day with Sweet talk,
Have a Sweet DAY,
Have a Sweet MORNING!!!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'
Socha na tha ki wo muh mod legi. lekin usne muh mod hi liya.
socha na tha ki wo dil tod degi. lekin usne dil tod hi diya.
Maine socha ki wo sath nibhayegi. lekin usne raste mai mujhe chhod hi diya.
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.