Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Wo aaj bhi hamse nafrat karte hain..
Hum aaj bhi sirf unpar Hi marte hain....
Nafrat hai to kya hua yaar...
Kuch to hai jo sirf wo hamse karte hain.....
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
You have no check book.
Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
Happy Birthday to u!
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
If I were to
make a dictionary
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Jiski Talash hai Usko pata bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat ko Usne samja hi nahi
Hum puchhte rahe ki Kya Tumhe Humse Pyaar hai
Aur Wo kehte rah ki Unhe pata hi nahi…
Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.