The worst thing a doctor could say to hos patient: Your condition is so rare, we're not sure we're pronouncing it right!

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

The hardest part of missing friends is not their absence, it’s when you think of all those good times and ask yourself, ‘will those moments ever happen again? Happy Friendship Day !

why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1

coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.

Good decisions come from experience.
But
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life…
So,
Never regret.
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.

A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other… and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time…** Happy Friendship Day !

Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

No rhythm
No reason
No occasion
No season.
Just felt like saying Hi!
I hav been missing my friend,
ever since the last time we said bye

"If u r on right path & u r not facing difficulties, then think for a while u may be on wrong path. Because right path contains difficulties

Congratulations…
On your graduation!
Wishing you luck & success…
In all that you do!

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed
calling your nice name so softly
throwing flowers on you and
saying good morning
have a nice day

BIOLOGY TEACHER -
Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse
is one who
Marries a Rich Patient.

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
░H░A░P░P░Y░
(¯”•.¸*♥♥♥* ¸.•”¯)
░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪
Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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