3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

Tajmahal Dard Ki Imarat H Jiske Neeche Dafan Kisi Ki Mohabbat H
Khuda Bando Per Karam Itna Karna
Kisi Ki Mohabbat Ko Patthar Me Dafan Na Karna...

Ek dard chhupa rakha hai, barso se dil me..
Dil karta hai aaj kah du bhari mehfil me..
Kyun aisa lagta hai ki, mere raste mujhse juda hain.
Aa vi kyun meri manzil mujhse khafa hai..

We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend

Sensible lineS
Frm my Heart:
"I Have Learned 2Care for people 2 much,
Not bcoZ they should care 4 Me.
But bcoZ I Know the pain oF being iGNORED.

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito

If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
But
You have no check book.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.

The surgeon told his patient who woke up after being operated: I´m afraid we´re going to have to operate on you again because you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you. PATIENT: Well, if its just because of them, I´d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!

Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
&
Covers you with gentle
Wings
So that,
You walk wrapped in
Allah’s grace,
Protected & peaceful forever

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

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