April Fools SMS

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U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Post: April Fools SMS By M Shahabz Aziz
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