I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Some people die. Others become a teacher...
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!