Friendship SMS

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!