Friendship SMS

Sms - Friendship SMS

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

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Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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I'm not as dumb as you look.

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Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

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Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

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When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

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I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

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Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

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Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

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A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

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