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You & I

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital has saved another from suicide attempt ay pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer´s file and called him into his office. Doc: Mr James, your records and heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. Though I am sorry the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
James replied: Oh, he didn´t kill himself. I hung him up to dry!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

Know what makes me happy when you sms me?
Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messages
but your NAME that “APPEARS” on the cell
when it beeps knowing that you remembering me.

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever………….

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Ik dost meri zindagi me aisaa hai,
Mohabbaton ki tarha hai wafaon jaisa hai.

Meri talash ki haad us pr khatam ho jae,
Zameen par hai wo magar aasman kaisa hai.

“Sisters share the scent and smells… the feel of a common
childhood.”

HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

To my dad on his day,
Of whom I am a living will:
May your happiness fulfill
Your goodness, as is just and right.
Deeds are seeds upon the night
As wind and wonder have their way,
Delivering the destined light.

Good Morning
“Just For You”
“Must For You”
“First For You”
“Nothing To Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say”
“”Always Be Happy”
“Its My Pray”
“Have A Nice Day:-)

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

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Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

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