Indecent SMS

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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

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Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

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Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

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Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

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Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

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U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

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A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

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Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

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When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

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Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

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I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!

Post: Indecent SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

23 useless things in a man's body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don't laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse

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Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

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sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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