Zardari SMS

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Ager tm kisi ghareeb k0h
us ka haq nahi dilwa saktay t0h
J0h j0h kuch us ke paas hai
w0h bhi chheen l0h.

Hazrat Maulana Asif Ali Zardari.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

BUSINESS KYA Hai
BAAP: Main tmhari Shadi apni mrzi sey kr0nga
BETA: N0!
BAAP: Larki Zardari ki beti hai.
BETA: Phir Thek hai.
Baap Zardari ke pas gaya.
BAAP: Main tmhari beti k0h bahu banana chahta
hun.
Zardari: N0!
BAAP: Mera beta W0rld Bank ka CE0 hai.
Zardari: Phir Thek hai.
Baap w0rld bank k President k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete k0h bank ka CE0 bana d0.
Presidnt: N0!
BAAP: W0h Zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
“YEH hai BUSINESS”

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

2 ekum 2
Zardari cheeni d0h
2 duni 4
Sub tmsey bezar
2 tiay 6
Shetan ke bachey
2 ch0ke 8
Sub kuch ker dia barbad
2 panjey 10
Ab tu karde bus
2 chikaiy 12
Ab tu mat aana dubara
2 satai 14
Mulk ka kr dya s0da
2 athey 16
Mulk ka bacha bacha b0la
2 nimai 18
Picha ch0r de hmara
2 dahaya 20
Ab tu chala ja khabees.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Quaid-e-Aazam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Madr-e-Millat
Liyaquat Ali
Shaheed-e-Millat
0r
Zardari
Petr0l Ki Qillat
Gass ki Qillat
Bijli ki Qillat
Zillat he Zillat.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

2008-09 main sub sey
zyada mitti paleet kis ki
hui
N0minees:
1: Bush
2.:zardari
3.:Sh0aib Akhtar
4.:Parvez Musharaf
&
The Winner Is.
( ‘-‘)

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

ZARDARI Per Essay Aap1952 Me Paida Huway
Aap Ne Begharti Ke Ibtedai Taleem Apny M0haly Sey Sh0r0 Ke
00r Aala Taleem K Liye Jail Chly Gay
Jb Dkait H0ny Ka Crtifict Hasil H0a T0 Ap Ny H0k0mat K Khzany K0 L0tny K Plan Bnany Sh0r0 Ker Diy 00r Phr Benzir Sey Shadi Ke
Ap Ny Pr0fssi0nal Begharti Ka Aghaz Km Umri May He Ker Dya 00r Jld He Mr10% Msh00r H0 Gaye
Phir Kurse E Sadarat Pe Aa Bethe 00r Mulk L0tney Mein Apna M0qam Banaya
Apki Wafat Ka P00ri Q0um K0 Be Chainee Sey Intizar Hay.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

ZARDARI Murgiy0n Sey B0la:
Agar Tm Sub Ne Kal 22 Anday Na Diye T0 Sub K0 Swat K 0perati0n Ke Tarha ARMY Sey Halaal Karwa D00nga
Subah Us Ne Dekha Sub Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Eik K Nechay Sey Usay 1 Anda Mila
ZARDARI
Tm Ne Eik Anda Q Diya
T0 Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Sey Diya Hay
Waise Me MURGA H0n

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

FILM
L0t00 Pakistan
HER0:
Zardari
HER0IN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HER0:
Y0usaf Raza Gillani
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim Nd Nawaz Sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain Bahi
SUPP0RTING ACT0R: Fazal Ur Rahman Nd Asfand Yar Wali
SIDE Villans: Chaudhry Br0thers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza Nd Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTI0N BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
P00r Pe0ple 0f Pakistan
C0ming S00n
In All M0biles In Pakistan.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

I Studied But Never T0pped
T0day T0ppers 0f Best Universities
Are My Empl0yees
Bill Gates
Neither I T0pped N0r
I Study T0day I M President
Zardari Sahab.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Naya Tamaasha Naya Madaari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Lun Pay Charay Q00m Ye Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Nawaz Ke Muth Kes Ne Maari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Musharraf Ke Ch0yein Kes Ne Saari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Gilaani Ke Gaand Kes Ne Phari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Mulk Ka Sab Se Bara Beupari

Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Ba Adaab
Ba Mulahizaa
Hoshiyaar
Beghairat-E-Azaam
Badshaah-E-Kanjaraan
Zaleeel-Ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-E-Jooa
Sardaar-E-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardaari Aa Rahay Hain.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Ek He Saff Main Khary Hou Gaye Zardaari Aor
Nawaaz
Nah Rahi Bibi Aor Nah He Ahmed Faraaz.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnaay Jah Rahaa Houn
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapax
Aakr Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Hou Gaya
KIxi Nay Puchaa
“Keyon Maar Deya?”
Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Deyaa
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Wife Closed Her Leg After Sex Nd Asked: Hm Apnay Baby Kah Naam Kya Rakhen Gay?
HusbNd Condom Utartay Huye: Agar Iz K Baad Bhi Hua To Zaradari Rakhen Gay.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Ye Kya Tm Sab Log Meri Mil Kaar Maar Rahey Ho?
Main Nay Kya Bigara Hai Tmhara?
Sudhar Jao Warna Ek Ek Koh Jalaa Kaar Raakh Kaar Donga.
Hawhawhahwhahahhah.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya
Jaa K GNday Naalay Main Kood Gaya
Doobtay Huye Bola Ab Aur Zulm Nahi Sahengy
Ek Ghar Main 2 Kuttay Nahi Rahengay.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Itni Si Baat Pay Dil Ki Darhkan Hi Ruk Gai
Ik Pul Jo Tasawur Kia Us K Baghair Jeenay Ka
Meray KaReeb Toh Aao Ki Bahut Udaax Houn Mai
Koi Kahani Sunao Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai
KIzi Bhi Jhoote Dilaase Se Dil Ko Behlao To Sahi
Bus Aaj Toot Ke Chaho Ki Bahut Udaas Hoon Mai.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

PakIxtani To American: Tm Choron Kay Sath Kya Salook Kartay Hou?
American: Hm Unke Sath Bohat Acha Salook Karte Hain
Un K Khany Peeney Ki Har Cheez Kah Khayal Rakhtay Hein
PakIztani: Bas! Ye To Kuxh Bhi Nahe
Tm Abhi Hm Say Bohat Peechay Hou
Hm Toh Choron Ko Prexident Banaa Detay Hain.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
Bibi Ko Dengay Dhoka
Bibi Ko MaRngay Goli
Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Par Army Baari Siyani Thi
AOr Zardaari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
Kyon K Mushrraaf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
Phir Zardaari Ban Gay Naya Don
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
PakIxtan Ki Siyasaat Bubble Gum.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz

TerrorIztx Have Kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& DemNded
$5000000,
OtherwIxe They Will Burn Him With Petrol
Plz Donate
I Have Donated 5 Litrex.

Post: Zardari SMS By M Shahabz Aziz
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