Zubaida Apa SMS

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
lakin
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
aur
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us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo

Appa is back

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay
1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me
rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi.

(Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka)

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein
toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,
Dhaniya Powder,
Pise Haldi,
Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,
1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon
to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se
kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi
Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay.

Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi
karny ki Dhamki dy to

Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k

Uski Tind kr den..

5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.
OR
Agr Uska
Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag
jaye Ga.

ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY.

Kuch loog jungle mai gum ho gaye wahan,
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
lakin,
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
aur
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.
us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo.

Zubeda Aapa Arz karti hyn,

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka
Choolha jalta hy,

Wah wa wa..
Agay tou Sunyn janab,

Mery Dil k Bawarchi-khany myn Teri Yaad ka Choolha jalta hy,
Tery Ishq k Pakory hum Talty hyn Jismy SHAN Masala Dalta hy,

Kia bat hy…
loot lia yaar

Masjid k bahir chapal rkhtay huay,
1 juta 1 kony me or dusra juta dusry kony me,
rknay se chapal chori nahi hogi,

Eid k moqa par Zubaida aapa ka HIFAZTI totka

Goldn words!

Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
leta hai, to yaad rkho
Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai,
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao,

Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey.

Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho,
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya
Karo,
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv,
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary,
tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray,
NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy,
to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den,
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu,

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen,

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi,

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt,
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To,

To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo,
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya?

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon,
to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se,
kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi,
Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

Walidain k kehne pe
agr jawan beta Namaz
nhi prhta, to muhaly
ki kise khubsurat
larki sy kahein, k wo
use namaz parhny ka
kahein,

Zubaida apa k islami
totky.

Kya Aap k paas Zubaida aapa ka Number hai?
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Mujhey sirf ye puchna tha k tooth paste Zyada
nikal aaye to wapis tube mai kaisy jaye ga.

Rozay kay mazedar totkay

Rozay Main Chupkay Se

Pani Pe Lainay se Sara Din

Piyaas Nahi Lagti



Zubaida Appa K Dozakh Puhchanay k Totkay

May nay kaha muhabbat may kuch bhe kar sakta hun
Usnay kaha aik anday kay 2 aamlet bana kar dekha

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaaye ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen. Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga\

hahahahhahahah

Agar mobile kee battery low hu aur aap nay zarori call karni hu to pahle mubile charge kar lu Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen

Agar sar par baal na nikal rahian houn thu sir pe engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal kyun nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

g haan

Wu kunsa khan hay ju pathan nahee hay
Destar Khan zubaida aap aka paheli wala totka

Agar aap tarhap tarhap kay marna chahthay hain thu shaadi karain

Zubaida aapa ka aazmuda totka

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch, Dhaniya Powder, Pise Haldi, Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1 , 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein

wu foran he bomd parhay bagher mar jayega

Masjid kay baher chappal rakwanay kay bajaye aik chappal aik kunay aur dusra dusray kunay may rahein koi chori nahe karay ga

Kisi kay marnay ki khabar har kisi ku nahe denee chahiye isi tarah biryaani kam parh saktee hay

Agar aap ki shaadi nahe hu rahe thu ruzana subha apna pajama dhu kar walid sahab kay kamray kay saamnay latka lein inshallah afaqa hujaye ga

Agar sardion may nahathay waqt sardi zyaada lagay thu paani garam karkay naha lu inshallah sardi nahe lagegey